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March 7, 2024

March 6, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Superintelligent



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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.


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Published on March 06, 2024 10:20

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lalala



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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.


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Published on March 06, 2024 10:18

March 4, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dad Joke



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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.


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Published on March 04, 2024 16:13

March 3, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post



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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.


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Published on March 03, 2024 09:47

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probe



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Well I'm pushing back 10 years the date my kids get to read these.


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Published on March 03, 2024 09:26

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Persuade



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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.


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Published on March 03, 2024 06:31

March 1, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kid



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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?


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Published on March 01, 2024 09:02

February 28, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clear



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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.


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Published on February 28, 2024 13:26

February 27, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calculus



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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!


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Published on February 27, 2024 15:21