Hovertext:Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
Hovertext:A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
Hovertext:You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
Hovertext:You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
Hovertext:Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
Hovertext:When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
Hovertext:The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
Hovertext:Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
Hovertext:This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
Hovertext:SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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