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March 3, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Persuade



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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.


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Published on March 03, 2024 06:31

March 1, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kid



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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?


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Published on March 01, 2024 09:02

February 28, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clear



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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.


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Published on February 28, 2024 13:26

February 27, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calculus



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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!


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Published on February 27, 2024 15:21

February 26, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Augmented



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Beer goggles were also cheaper.


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Published on February 26, 2024 18:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold



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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.


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Published on February 26, 2024 18:51

February 24, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yeep



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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.


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Published on February 24, 2024 06:40

February 23, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Help



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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.


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Published on February 23, 2024 06:54

February 22, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hatero



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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.


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Published on February 22, 2024 08:27

February 21, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book



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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.


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Published on February 21, 2024 06:31