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June 17, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transparent



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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?


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Published on June 17, 2024 09:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algorithm



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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.


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Published on June 17, 2024 06:32

June 15, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Design



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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW


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Published on June 15, 2024 03:11

June 13, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Routing



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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.


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Published on June 13, 2024 10:02

June 12, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dave



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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.


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Published on June 12, 2024 11:22

June 11, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness



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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.


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Published on June 11, 2024 14:45

June 10, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Specter



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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.


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Published on June 10, 2024 12:24

June 9, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Facts



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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.


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Published on June 09, 2024 14:18

June 8, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Remember



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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating response.


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Published on June 08, 2024 09:34

June 7, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspire



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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.


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Published on June 07, 2024 12:12