Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 381
September 9, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy

Hovertext: OH! OH! Also, they're fettered to ignorance. Like, literally.
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Today's News:
East Coasters, there are precisely 56 general admission tickets for BAHFest! These will definitely sell out before the show. So, if you want to attend, please buy soon!
September 8, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Triangle

Hovertext: You can't jail me! I'm just a character in a sleeping man's dream!
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September 7, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Meaning of Friendship

Hovertext: You are a delta, ELF.
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Today's News:
There are now only 80 general admission tickets left for sale for BAHFest East. At the current rate, they will sell out this week. So, if you reallllly wanna go, please buy soon.
September 6, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Commodities

Hovertext: Can we please have this? Please please please?
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September 5, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jerk Society

Hovertext: The Society's meeting invitations are held deep deep underground in an insurance claims adjustment department.
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Today's News:
The game for which I wrote the dialog, and a lot of the story is OUT for PS4! Please give it a look, gamer geeks :)
September 4, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Efficiency

Hovertext: Henceforth, agonized phrases will be referred to as X42N5.
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Today's News:
Hey people from the country called Europe! Barbara Vreede, a BAHFest alumna, is doing a similar event in Amsterdam this September. Check it out!
September 3, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DORK

Hovertext: As of this year, knowing is 95 percent of the battle.
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Today's News:
Augie and the Green Knight, the kids' book written by me and illustrated by Boulet is ON SALE NOW! Thank you for supporting this project, and for supporting independent media!
September 2, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unpaid Internship Loophole

Hovertext: Someone told me it was impossible to write new lawyer jokes, so I just stole a realllllly old one.
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September 1, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fear of Math

Hovertext: The neat thing about lottery tickets is you can win money with them!
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Today's News:
2/3rds of all general admission tickets are gone for BAHFest East! Please buy soon to get a spot :)
August 31, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Bad Ad Hoc Theory

Hovertext: Parsimony is for wimps.
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Today's News:
Yes indeed! And we've already sold half the tickets for BAHFest East, so please buy soon to lock a spot!


