Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 378
September 3, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DORK

Hovertext: As of this year, knowing is 95 percent of the battle.
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Today's News:
Augie and the Green Knight, the kids' book written by me and illustrated by Boulet is ON SALE NOW! Thank you for supporting this project, and for supporting independent media!
September 2, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unpaid Internship Loophole

Hovertext: Someone told me it was impossible to write new lawyer jokes, so I just stole a realllllly old one.
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September 1, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fear of Math

Hovertext: The neat thing about lottery tickets is you can win money with them!
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Today's News:
2/3rds of all general admission tickets are gone for BAHFest East! Please buy soon to get a spot :)
August 31, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Bad Ad Hoc Theory

Hovertext: Parsimony is for wimps.
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Today's News:
Yes indeed! And we've already sold half the tickets for BAHFest East, so please buy soon to lock a spot!
August 30, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Killer

Hovertext: I welcome your bread puns on twitter @zachweiner.
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August 29, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Semantics

Hovertext: Seriously, how did you expect this to go?
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August 28, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jonah-Moses-Noah

Hovertext: More like... rock, paper, SINNERS.
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August 27, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Astronomy

Hovertext: I'm going to the Kuiper Belt, where they know how to treat a lady!
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Today's News:
In case you missed it, tickets are now an sale for all three of this years' BAHFestses!
August 26, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Talking Dirty

Hovertext: The fact that you read comics is both costly and puerile, you slut!
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August 25, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super Efficient

Hovertext: All telepaths are now employed by high-speed trading firms.
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Today's News:
Over half of general admission tickets for BAHFest East have sold out already! You geeks are the best :)