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October 19, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sex: A Guide

Hovertext: There is a fourth level, but it can't be expressed in any font.

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Published on October 19, 2015 07:15

October 18, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shark Attacks

Hovertext: A can also pass the Turing test by making people less human.

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Today's comic reveals David Shiffman's SECRET PLOT.

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Published on October 18, 2015 08:00

October 17, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Airport Security

Hovertext: I'm just saying: TSA, you could be so much more.

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Wow! BAHFest west is already sold out. Sorry to those of you who didn't make it in time, but we should have some tickets held at the door on show day. Also, there are still some tickets for Discovery News, which is right after us, in the same building!

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Published on October 17, 2015 07:40

October 16, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A New Kind of Gym

Hovertext: If you go insane, you probably just exercise harder!

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Published on October 16, 2015 07:34

October 15, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Analogies

Hovertext: The armadillo is actually a META-analogy for a cow, which is an analogy for flux.

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Only about 50 tickets left for BAHFest West! We will probably sell out by tomorrow, so please buy soon if you don't want to miss out.

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Published on October 15, 2015 07:32

October 14, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kids' Entertainment

Hovertext: OKAY BUT SESAME STREET REALLY DID GET WORSE

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Published on October 14, 2015 08:04

October 13, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trading

Hovertext: The silk neckerchief bubble was a dandy catastrophe.

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Published on October 13, 2015 09:34

October 12, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Texting in Class

Hovertext: In my original script, they passed a note. I am told this is no longer the protocol for finding out whether you like LIKE me.

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What a wonderful BAHFest it was. I hadn't reckoned on how very very nerdy Seattle is. Won't make that mistake next year.


And now... we turn our eyes to... BAHFest West. 

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Published on October 12, 2015 07:39

October 11, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Holidays

Hovertext: Okay, fine, but Christmas is canceled.

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See you tonight, geeks! 


There should be a livefeed tonight, starting around 6 or so, with the show beginning at 7 (PST)

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Published on October 11, 2015 07:59

October 10, 2015

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Higher Order

Hovertext: 10 points to anyone who tries this.

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Seattle BAHFest is TOMORROW! 


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Published on October 10, 2015 07:59