Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 319
April 3, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral Relativity
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Now, we just need to unify it with quantum ethics and we're good to go.
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Now, we just need to unify it with quantum ethics and we're good to go.
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Hey look, it's me failing to solve a riddle with PhysicsGirl!
Published on April 03, 2017 06:54
April 2, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Beer Gut
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We can also develop a 'spare tire' by using middle-aged men as wheels for many generations.
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We can also develop a 'spare tire' by using middle-aged men as wheels for many generations.
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Hey geeks! We'll be rolling out Space Elevator bonus updates, starting next Wednesday!
Published on April 02, 2017 07:46
April 1, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monastic
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Anyone caught complaining about today's comic's accuracy will be compelled to wear a tonsure.
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Published on April 01, 2017 07:34
March 31, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You Suck
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I nearly did a much more involved joke, but I quickly realized hypercomputation is, for the moment, mostly over my head.
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I nearly did a much more involved joke, but I quickly realized hypercomputation is, for the moment, mostly over my head.
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With massive thanks to Dominic Horsman and Mark Hogarth.
Published on March 31, 2017 07:40
March 30, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blech
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Some days it's butt joke day.
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Published on March 30, 2017 08:18
March 29, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transmitter
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If you can't remember your password, you spend eternity as a disembodied mind, wandering the Earth.
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If you can't remember your password, you spend eternity as a disembodied mind, wandering the Earth.
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Published on March 29, 2017 09:43
March 28, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Uses of Bureaucracy
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Look, I don't know what I was thinking when I drew his hair. I guess he stopped off at an expensive salon on the way home.
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Look, I don't know what I was thinking when I drew his hair. I guess he stopped off at an expensive salon on the way home.
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Published on March 28, 2017 09:35
March 27, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - And so we beat on...
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I'm surprised there isn't a version of Genesis 2:4 to 3:24 that ends with an exhortation to buy Apple products.
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I'm surprised there isn't a version of Genesis 2:4 to 3:24 that ends with an exhortation to buy Apple products.
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I'm back from London! What a wonderful time and what a wonderful show. We sold all of our single-use monocles, which in retrospect isn't surprising for a show in Britain.
Major congratulations to Katherine Read, who won a very close competition.
If you want to see the live broadcost of the show (the nicely cut-up pieces will be online in a while), click here.
Published on March 27, 2017 08:02
March 26, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Password
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The trick to passwords is to just reset them every time you need to log in.
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Published on March 26, 2017 08:00
March 25, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star Wars
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I'm suddenly realizing that someone out there has probably already had a Star Wars themed funeral.
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I'm suddenly realizing that someone out there has probably already had a Star Wars themed funeral.
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Published on March 25, 2017 08:00