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May 25, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Final Wishes

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'When Weinersmith died, among his papers were found many takeout menus and a failed novelization of the Voltron cartoon series.'

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Hey geeks! GaymerX East is raising funds for a 2017 show in NYC! Check it out!

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Published on May 25, 2017 07:59

May 24, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Damsel

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Worse, he tied her to a track that is proposed to later be part of a high speed rail line that is currently being studied.

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Published on May 24, 2017 08:30

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Marine Biology

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I'm climate science they're more into wailing in the darkness.

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This comic goes out to Dr. Thaler.

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Published on May 24, 2017 05:55

May 23, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Nature of Weenies

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This is the SMBCest SMBC I've ever SMBCed.

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I dare ANY cartoonist to make a dorkier butt joke.

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Published on May 23, 2017 07:06

May 22, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Talk

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Slowly but inexorably, SMBC become nothing but comics about parents having sex.

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Published on May 22, 2017 07:59

May 21, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gedankendouche

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On second thought, let's just leave them in the box.

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With apologies to the real Tippett.

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Published on May 21, 2017 08:26

May 20, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Phone Sex

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Telegraph me baby. Dash dash. Dash dash. Dash dash.

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Published on May 20, 2017 09:13

May 19, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Logical Fallacies

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I will never NEVER apologize for this.

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Published on May 19, 2017 06:36

May 18, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Modeling

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Still not as weird as the fact that momentum investing works.

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Published on May 18, 2017 07:49

May 17, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Status Quo

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If you could just form a group made of zero humans, it'd be soooo productive.

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Thanks again to everyone who has preordered a book so far! If you are US-based and have preordered, please sign up for bonus rewards here.

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Published on May 17, 2017 08:00