Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 313
May 28, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epsilon
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That's actually the calculus teacher's assigned uniform.
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That's actually the calculus teacher's assigned uniform.
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Published on May 28, 2017 06:29
May 27, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You Too
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I'm embarrassed to admit how long those last two homophones took to come up with.
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I'm embarrassed to admit how long those last two homophones took to come up with.
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Hey Sydney! We need your BAHFest proposal! Only a week left to get it in!
Published on May 27, 2017 07:57
May 26, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dark Magic
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Don't ask about the lady who agreed to be sawed in half.
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Published on May 26, 2017 08:03
May 25, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Final Wishes
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'When Weinersmith died, among his papers were found many takeout menus and a failed novelization of the Voltron cartoon series.'
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'When Weinersmith died, among his papers were found many takeout menus and a failed novelization of the Voltron cartoon series.'
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Hey geeks! GaymerX East is raising funds for a 2017 show in NYC! Check it out!
Published on May 25, 2017 07:59
May 24, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Damsel
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Worse, he tied her to a track that is proposed to later be part of a high speed rail line that is currently being studied.
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Worse, he tied her to a track that is proposed to later be part of a high speed rail line that is currently being studied.
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If you *are* a pre-orderer, please sign up here to receive your rewards. If you don't buy before launch day, you aren't eligible for the nifties!
Published on May 24, 2017 08:30
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Marine Biology
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I'm climate science they're more into wailing in the darkness.
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I'm climate science they're more into wailing in the darkness.
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This comic goes out to Dr. Thaler.
Published on May 24, 2017 05:55
May 23, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Nature of Weenies
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This is the SMBCest SMBC I've ever SMBCed.
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This is the SMBCest SMBC I've ever SMBCed.
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I dare ANY cartoonist to make a dorkier butt joke.
Published on May 23, 2017 07:06
May 22, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Talk
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Slowly but inexorably, SMBC become nothing but comics about parents having sex.
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Slowly but inexorably, SMBC become nothing but comics about parents having sex.
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Published on May 22, 2017 07:59
May 21, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gedankendouche
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On second thought, let's just leave them in the box.
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On second thought, let's just leave them in the box.
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With apologies to the real Tippett.
Published on May 21, 2017 08:26
May 20, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Phone Sex
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Telegraph me baby. Dash dash. Dash dash. Dash dash.
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Telegraph me baby. Dash dash. Dash dash. Dash dash.
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Published on May 20, 2017 09:13