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July 8, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Library of Heaven

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Also there is infinite space, so it's going to be pretty hard to find the movie theater.

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It's a FREE SPACE ELEVATOR!

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Published on July 08, 2017 08:00

July 7, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neoliberal

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Oh please oh please don't let anyone take this as for or against any position.

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Published on July 07, 2017 11:04

July 6, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Honest Discussion

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The neat part is how everyone reading this will assume it's a judgment on someone else.

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Published on July 06, 2017 08:20

July 5, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mugging

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Would you perhaps accept equity in my future earnings?

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In case you missed it, we abridged ALL OF SCIENCE.

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Published on July 05, 2017 08:20

July 4, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alive

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After Adam ate from the tree of knowledge, his punning became so annoying that all humans were banished from Eden.

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Happy American Beef and Explosions day!

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Published on July 04, 2017 08:57

July 3, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Encryption

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The word 'decryption' always sounds to me like a fancy term for rising from the grave.

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Published on July 03, 2017 06:23

July 2, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Hardest Job

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I think he'll be a freer spirit if he knows he can deal death with every motion.

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This is like... the week of weird parenting comics.

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Published on July 02, 2017 08:22

July 1, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Win-win

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This is literally a law of nature - you can be against gay sex or gay parents caretaking small children, but you can't be against both.

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Published on July 01, 2017 17:42

June 30, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Baby

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Ironically, she's been cheating with his twin.

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Last full day to submit your proposal for BAH Houston!

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Published on June 30, 2017 08:00

June 29, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cheating

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Seriously, babysitting fantasies make zero sense.

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Last full day to submit for BAHFest Houston!

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Published on June 29, 2017 08:54