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April 10, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Promotion

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While she comforts him, he imagines his wife is the guy from the office. He smells so fresh and clean.

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Hey, dorks of Boston! If you're attending BAHFest East, please check in on our facebook page!

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Published on April 10, 2017 06:53

April 9, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pickup Artistry

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Then, by being a loving father, you can fool her into wanting more babies. And, fellas, you know exactly what that means.

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We ran out of regular non-student tickets for BAHFest East, so we moved 20 over from a different category. Get'em while they exist!

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Published on April 09, 2017 07:43

April 8, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Bones Speak

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Now that I can no longer have faith in all the beautiful things I once held dear, I've decided to go into finance.

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Published on April 08, 2017 08:00

April 7, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - O(scarcity)

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If P doesn't equal NP, it's because of the bourgeoisie.

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Published on April 07, 2017 07:00

April 6, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neuroses

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I'm just now realizing that this is a sort of prequel to that Dilbert comic I did.

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Hey UK buyers of Soonish! Apparently some of you got your orders cancelled/refunded. What happened is this: When we first launched, Amazon UK listed both the US version and the UK version. Some of you bought the US version, which has now been de-listed. If you want the book (you do), just go here to buy. This version is actually a bit cheaper!

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Published on April 06, 2017 07:08

April 5, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Math Lesson

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Plutarch doesn't say what happened next, but I like to imagine it involved Solon punching Thales in the neck.

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If you don't already have a copy, please give it a look! 


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Published on April 05, 2017 08:15

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse

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Somewhere, there's a universe where, just one time in your life, you're sitting on a couch after a long day and a cold drink floats over you, and you don't even find it strange.

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Published on April 05, 2017 07:59

April 4, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Job

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Sadly, I'm not accepting applications to work for SMBC.

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Just three weeks until BAHFest East and we've already sold half of the tickets! Buy soon if you want one of the cheaper ones.

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Published on April 04, 2017 06:58

April 3, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral Relativity

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Now, we just need to unify it with quantum ethics and we're good to go.

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Hey look, it's me failing to solve a riddle with PhysicsGirl!


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Published on April 03, 2017 06:54

April 2, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Beer Gut

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We can also develop a 'spare tire' by using middle-aged men as wheels for many generations.

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Hey geeks! We'll be rolling out Space Elevator bonus updates, starting next Wednesday!

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Published on April 02, 2017 07:46