Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 321
April 10, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Promotion

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While she comforts him, he imagines his wife is the guy from the office. He smells so fresh and clean.
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Hey, dorks of Boston! If you're attending BAHFest East, please check in on our facebook page!
April 9, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pickup Artistry

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Then, by being a loving father, you can fool her into wanting more babies. And, fellas, you know exactly what that means.
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We ran out of regular non-student tickets for BAHFest East, so we moved 20 over from a different category. Get'em while they exist!
April 8, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Bones Speak

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Now that I can no longer have faith in all the beautiful things I once held dear, I've decided to go into finance.
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April 7, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - O(scarcity)

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If P doesn't equal NP, it's because of the bourgeoisie.
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April 6, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neuroses

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I'm just now realizing that this is a sort of prequel to that Dilbert comic I did.
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Hey UK buyers of Soonish! Apparently some of you got your orders cancelled/refunded. What happened is this: When we first launched, Amazon UK listed both the US version and the UK version. Some of you bought the US version, which has now been de-listed. If you want the book (you do), just go here to buy. This version is actually a bit cheaper!
April 5, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Math Lesson

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Plutarch doesn't say what happened next, but I like to imagine it involved Solon punching Thales in the neck.
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If you don't already have a copy, please give it a look!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
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Somewhere, there's a universe where, just one time in your life, you're sitting on a couch after a long day and a cold drink floats over you, and you don't even find it strange.
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April 4, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Job

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Sadly, I'm not accepting applications to work for SMBC.
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Just three weeks until BAHFest East and we've already sold half of the tickets! Buy soon if you want one of the cheaper ones.
April 3, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral Relativity

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Now, we just need to unify it with quantum ethics and we're good to go.
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Hey look, it's me failing to solve a riddle with PhysicsGirl!
April 2, 2017
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Beer Gut

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We can also develop a 'spare tire' by using middle-aged men as wheels for many generations.
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Hey geeks! We'll be rolling out Space Elevator bonus updates, starting next Wednesday!


