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January 17, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Filth



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According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang verb form of cock is attested in English as early as 1450 and in specifically Scottish sources by 1768. All I can figure is Macdonald was such a 'grandma' to use Tolkien's insult, that he either didn't know or couldn't imagine people taking it in a prurient way.


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Published on January 17, 2025 08:13

January 16, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compete



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Honestly, I don't know why we allow people to dope via exceptional genetics.


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Published on January 16, 2025 09:21

January 15, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Applied



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You are all impure now!


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Published on January 15, 2025 08:57

January 14, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Macaroni



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At least she holds back how the heat death is pointless and without meaning!


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Published on January 14, 2025 08:39

January 13, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star



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At zero stars, you just get flooded.


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Published on January 13, 2025 09:08

January 12, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probable



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The avocado of not being such a dick would've been nice as well.


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Published on January 12, 2025 09:34

January 11, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach



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The problem with college students these days is [insert any topic you wish to talk about]


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Published on January 11, 2025 13:52

January 10, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Management



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I feel like if prayers came with a token fee people would consume a lot less.


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Published on January 10, 2025 07:24

January 9, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precise



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There, another philosophical conundrum solved in 4 panels.


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Published on January 09, 2025 12:22

January 8, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Habit



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The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the discourse so befogged with mendacity that in the grim final moment the villagers wouldn't even believe their own eyes and ears.


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Published on January 08, 2025 15:02