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January 6, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moo



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The law showed no moooorcy.


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Published on January 06, 2025 15:09

January 5, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fit



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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to beef-tensors.


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Published on January 05, 2025 14:53

January 4, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Critics



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I found something lazier than graph jokes!


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Published on January 04, 2025 16:19

January 3, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fame



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Really every theorem should either describe what it does or have ten thousand names, chained by hyphens, going back to an early hominid named Garg.


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Published on January 03, 2025 08:55

January 2, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right



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God then says he's glad they remain virgins.


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Published on January 02, 2025 13:06

January 1, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Date



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We could make it even more informative by adding location and season.


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Another year?

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Published on January 01, 2025 09:28

December 31, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metabolism



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He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment.


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Published on December 31, 2024 09:12

December 29, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology



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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8.


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Published on December 29, 2024 21:00

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bedtime



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How did it accidentally become depressing comic week?


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Published on December 29, 2024 02:46

December 28, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jimmy



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This will be a lot funnier in the year 2072.


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Published on December 28, 2024 10:31