Hovertext:Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days late.
Hovertext:The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number.
Hovertext:You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead, try.
Hovertext:See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a mug.
Hovertext:Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began.
Hovertext:If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks.
Hovertext:This is why I went into online boner-jokes.
Hovertext:Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL job.
Hovertext:Personally, I want to be murdered by my own creation, not someone else's.
Hovertext:Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at producing ways to drop out of reality through technology?
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