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January 23, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Parsimony

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The simplest way to become drunk is likely to be the best one.

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Last full day to get in a proposal for BAHFest London!

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Published on January 23, 2018 07:56

January 22, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dilemma

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The free range Peter Singer was a bit gamey, but I felt good about it.

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Just two days left to submit your proposal for BAHFest London!

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Published on January 22, 2018 07:56

January 21, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AAAAGH!

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Constant screaming is also how I deter my kids from bad behavior.

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And here's Katherine read! The winner of last year's BAHFest London!


 


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Published on January 21, 2018 07:30

January 20, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Potential

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Later, the man finds out he is the only human being who isn't ensouled, as part of an experiment.

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Just four days left to submit your proposal for BAHFest London!

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Published on January 20, 2018 07:30

January 19, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coconut

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You could make a pretty good version of this by just having the machine say 'NICE' every time you make any kind of purchase.

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Published on January 19, 2018 05:48

January 18, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infrugality

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Before we had kids, people told me I'd stop enjoying jokes about torturing children. WELL LOOK AT ME NOW, BABY.

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Londonoids! Submit your proposal to be part of BAHFest!

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Published on January 18, 2018 05:37

January 17, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Writing

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Also your beard sucks.

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Hey London! We need your submissions to make https://www.smbc-comics.com//comic/co... London happen!

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Published on January 17, 2018 08:06

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Come Together

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Saying we need to bring together art and science is like telling a longterm couple they need to get married.

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Published on January 17, 2018 07:30

January 6, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stats

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Oh, so I should just rely on your anecdotes about the location of your own parts?

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Published on January 06, 2018 08:43

January 5, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rapunzel

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Thinking about the frequency of showering and availability of basic cosmetics should ruin pretty much any fantasy you have that's set before about 1930.

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Published on January 05, 2018 05:46