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February 28, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Failure

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If he had limited his dreams to downing a helicopter, he would be super happy now.

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Published on February 28, 2018 07:30

February 27, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - In Your House

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Out of courtesy, I should tell you that I have, in fact, poisoned your beer.

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Oh, nothing too exciting, just RYAN NORTH IS THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER FOR THIS YEAR'S BAHFEST MIT. Gaze into his dreamy eyes for a moment, then buy tickets to the show.

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Published on February 27, 2018 06:46

February 26, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Diet

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In all likelihood, you are already on this diet. Congrats on sticking to it!

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Published on February 26, 2018 05:31

February 25, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hedging

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I'm not entirely sure why, but somehow that 'for vs. if' seems meaningful to me.

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Published on February 25, 2018 08:12

February 24, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bees

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To my shock and horror, I found out yesterday that I'm not the first person to invent something called Doctor Bees. I am hopeful that I am the first person to consider the healthcare system implications.

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Published on February 24, 2018 08:01

February 23, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - World War 3

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Still better than Transformers 3.

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Hey geeks! We now have abridged Heaven and Earth, and you can get a discount duo here:


Science and the Holy Bible Abridged Bundle

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Published on February 23, 2018 08:13

February 22, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dream

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Then the monster tries to get me to do squats, and I wake up screaming.

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Geeks. BAHFest London is over 2/3 sold out and it's not for several weeks. This one's gonna sell out super early, and we will *not* have any more tickets to put online. Please buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!

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Published on February 22, 2018 06:35

February 21, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Body

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'The caution tape is actually to protect other people from you.'

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Published on February 21, 2018 07:59

February 20, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Statistical Flowers for Algernon

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I think there's a reading of Flowers for Algernon where the truth is he's just fundamentally a dickhead and everyone else who gets the same treatment fails to have an existential crisis.

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Published on February 20, 2018 08:49

February 19, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Truth

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However, Santa is dead.

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Published on February 19, 2018 07:04