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February 18, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Local Singles

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LOCAL SINGLES ARE FEELING A LOT OF SELF DOUBT BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6PM AND 2AM.

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Thanks to the Rice University BioSciences department for an amazing BAHFest. Congrats to all our speakers and Mega-Congrats to our winner, Habeen Chang.

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Published on February 18, 2018 07:11

February 17, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Process

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As far as I know, this is the method employed by most artists who get to eat every day.

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See you tonight, geeks!

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Published on February 17, 2018 11:22

February 16, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hair

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It's called TRUST, Sharon.

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Last full day to get BAHFest tickets!

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Published on February 16, 2018 05:39

February 15, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Listen to Your Body

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Really, you should be listening to the of a personal trainer or something.

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Published on February 15, 2018 07:58

February 14, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Targeted Ads

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If any of the information above relates to you personally, it's because my comic-production algorithm was successful.

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We are flying for Texas in the morning! See you soon, geeks!

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Published on February 14, 2018 09:14

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algorithms

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One day, a computer will tell you to apply deoderant because you smell bad, and the strangest thing is that you won't find it the least bit intrusive.

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Thanks!

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Published on February 14, 2018 07:30

February 13, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Parrot

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In later experiments, it was determined that you can train the bird to claim to enjoy Donnie Darko, Free Jazz, and the outdoors.

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Just a few more days to get BAHFest Houston tickets!

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Published on February 13, 2018 07:59

February 12, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Caterpillar

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I'm just saying, no scientific paper has shown evidence that this isn't true.

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Last week to get your BAHFest Houston tickets!

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Published on February 12, 2018 06:10

February 11, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Get Me a Scientist

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For the rest of her life, when asked about the asteroid's devastation, she would make a joke about Impact Factor.

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Come to my dang show, Houstonoids!

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Published on February 11, 2018 06:14

February 10, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - QUACK

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I'm just saying, if this ever HAS happened, there probably wouldn't be an announcement.

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Published on February 10, 2018 07:25