Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 219
November 10, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Abduction
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There's a good ten trillion word thinkpiece to be written about how all conspiracy theories are at their core delusions of grandeur.
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November 9, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hey
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I wonder how long until you just shout Fried Cheese and a drone gently places it into your face.
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November 8, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gatekeeping
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I was behaving like a man-child even before I was a man!
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November 7, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Note
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Really, you should just have a roll of these printed, just in case.
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November 6, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destroy
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If you ever want to see some sheer brutality, watch an ecologist come across a nest of invasives.
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November 5, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Talk
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I think I now have enough to do an entire compendium of damaging sex talks. Hooray?
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November 4, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flow
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We're going to keep giving you busywork until you achieve a state of pure transcendence as you move beyond Self.
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Last day to buy the new book and have it count toward the first-week sales total. Thanks, geeks!
November 3, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fossils
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According to a Lee Smolin book there are actual people who've proposed serious theories like this. Minus the one-upping Satan part.
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November 2, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frog Prince
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The really gross part is when she puts her lips to the roasted from to eat it and it turns into Prince Charming.
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November 1, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tangled
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Also I haven't bathed in 3 years, so roll that into your calculations while you're climbing my hair.
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