Hovertext:This is not the least bit definitely about my wife.
Hovertext:In a proper Hemingway story, it's Marlin the delivery girl spent all day catching, but we work with the data we've got.
Hovertext:I will always think of you as the one who got away but who can still receive my daily texts.
Hovertext:With the right assumptions, I think you could get to a negative number.
Hovertext:Just to stop the loophole, Jesus changed his name to Steve-us.
Hovertext:Sometimes at night he wonders where the locus of his conscious being is and whether it's near his butt.
Hovertext:You may have friends who've been doing this for years.
Hovertext:One of these days I need to do a whole book with just comics about how life will be better once humans are gone.
Hovertext:They're planning to become evil after they get emeritus status, but by then they'll be too tired.
Hovertext:I don't know anything about my kids! I've reduced their entire world of negative emotions to 'probably teething' !
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