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October 14, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mathematicians



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Eternal gratitude to my patreon subscribers who realized that the original version of this had the wrong value. Nerds.


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Published on October 14, 2019 05:55

October 13, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Orbit



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After extensive research it turns out that three things is too much things.


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Hey, if you're interested in the Open Borders book, we're auctioning a signed copy!

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Published on October 13, 2019 07:40

October 12, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Where



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It's actually a test. The ones who 'fail' to find Waldo are chosen for a secret agency, battling for truth, run by Waldo himself.


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Published on October 12, 2019 08:34

October 11, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scam



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All I'm saying is Garfield never provides citations for anything.


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Published on October 11, 2019 08:07

October 10, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probe



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The really awkward situation is when you catch your partner sending an exploratory probe to see other people.


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No, really, SMBC is just space jokes 24/7 now.

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Published on October 10, 2019 06:15

October 9, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Git



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The Bible never refers to the humans trying to return, so I can only assume He sprayed some effective pesticides.


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Published on October 09, 2019 04:23

October 8, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiplanetary



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'When I looked down from orbit, I saw that Earth was so fragile, and I knew then that we could totally kick its ass.'


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SMBC is slowly becoming 100% space jokes.

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Published on October 08, 2019 07:13

October 7, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time



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I heard a sound, as if millions of nears whined out about what exactly the definition of Time Travel should be...


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Published on October 07, 2019 06:04

October 6, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime Mover



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I wonder if today's the day I meet the vehement white-socks-black-shoes crowd.


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Published on October 06, 2019 08:13

October 5, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ew



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It's all fun and games until you end up with a kid who's only got 50% of your genes.


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Published on October 05, 2019 08:53