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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Integral

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The integral of goddamn son of a bitch is goddamn goddamn son of a bitch + C.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - GAR

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The nice thing about this approach is that you just need to look up the standard reference human and decide if you're better or worse.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probability

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I want to thank the patreon typo squad, but it was a math error, so maybe it's a matho?

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Private Information

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You can get an extra bonus joke by emailing me your credit card information.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Impure

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Shit-Quark is part of the Standard Model of Particle Disses

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dualism

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The Official SMBC 'My Tits Are So Big They Get Their Own Ontological Category' t-shirt will be available in the near future.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum

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Later it turns out they're all gross and they smash the machine with hammers.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Counsel

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Official SMBC Box Whiskey (tm) is available free to anyone who spends more than 40,000$ at the SMBC store.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Garden

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This is 100% autobiographical except for all the interesting parts.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Invasive

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The only hard part about this diet is that pandas are 100% delicious.

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