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December 9, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Camouflage



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SMBC will return to more stupid jokes early tomorrow morning.


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Published on December 09, 2022 08:34

December 8, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prediction



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Later the son buys an AI which predicts 'injustice' and they get in an infinite loop.


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Published on December 08, 2022 13:34

December 7, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Themes



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The good news is by increasing productivity in the Bullshit Essay sector, students can focus on liquor, memes, and unfortunate casual encounters as God intended.


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Published on December 07, 2022 07:28

December 6, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duck



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This comic has single-handledly pushed back the age at which my kids get to read SMBC by 20 years.


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Published on December 06, 2022 06:10

December 5, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Servant



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I just feel the humans shouldn't have been mean to our wise benevolent AI masters is all.


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Published on December 05, 2022 09:16

December 4, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Integral



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The integral of goddamn son of a bitch is goddamn goddamn son of a bitch + C.


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Published on December 04, 2022 12:57

December 3, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - GAR



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The nice thing about this approach is that you just need to look up the standard reference human and decide if you're better or worse.


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Published on December 03, 2022 12:36

December 2, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probability



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I want to thank the patreon typo squad, but it was a math error, so maybe it's a matho?


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Published on December 02, 2022 08:49

December 1, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Private Information



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You can get an extra bonus joke by emailing me your credit card information.


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Published on December 01, 2022 14:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Impure



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Shit-Quark is part of the Standard Model of Particle Disses


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Published on December 01, 2022 10:46