Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 100
January 19, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drugs
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It's not a scam if it's just 50 trillion micro-scams!
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January 18, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - FOUR
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The philosopher later refutes this while shouting FOUUUURRRR while thinking about butts.
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January 17, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dimension
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Actually you can express anything you want with a list of zeroes, so we're in zero dimensions.
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January 16, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Road
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I actually heard a woman with an Appalachian accent do this, but I was too nervous to ask for more information.
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January 15, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knock Knock
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The really awkward thing is there's only one apartment left on Earth and it's only got one bathroom.
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January 14, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grave
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Disclaimer: All legal advice from SMBC is excellent and foolproof.
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January 13, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stud
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There's a really untapped vein of dad humor involving stud REMOVERS, given to your spouse shortly before you leave.
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January 12, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Doggy
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Let it never be said that Zach Weinersmith did animal comics anyone liked.
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January 11, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Misquotation
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This started off with me doing a joke about the Dostoyevsky quote, in which humans, knowing that all things are permitted, are depressed to find their behavior unchanged.
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January 10, 2023
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Redundant
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I want you to know I only read the headlines so I'm never distracted by understanding.
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