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February 8, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gilgamesh



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No really, read it. This is her number one move.


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Published on February 08, 2023 10:43

February 7, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trust



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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.


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Published on February 07, 2023 08:46

February 6, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boethius



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Fact: Boethius wrote in modern English, with rhymes,


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Published on February 06, 2023 10:49

February 5, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Something



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I mean all of science works on the idea that you can't reallllly know anything but you can, like, pretty much know.


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Published on February 05, 2023 06:29

February 4, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Law



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This is the greatest Jakubinskij joke in the history of this medium. I believe the Eisners are taking nominations right now.


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Published on February 04, 2023 07:08

February 3, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pain



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Dave Luebke once asked me why all the victims in my comic are Daves and now I'm starting to wonder if I have a problem.


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Published on February 03, 2023 06:30

February 2, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monster



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The real key to this trick is to add a steel plate under your own mattress just to show the kid that this is serious.


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Published on February 02, 2023 09:29

February 1, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strong



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Wow, you have huge biceps from your constant muscle tension!


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Published on February 01, 2023 08:59

January 31, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kettling



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I honestly don't understand why birders are all so happy. It's like constantly rubbing your face in human limitations, and then you don't even get to shoot the source of your suffering.


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Published on January 31, 2023 10:07

January 30, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Requiem for a Blockbuster



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I just worry kids will never know the pleasure of convincing your exhausted mother that you'll shut up in exchange for the king size candy bar and 6 pounds of Ninja Turtles episodes.


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Published on January 30, 2023 08:50