Hovertext:Hopefully at least SOME of you are working while reading this comic.
Hovertext:Also could you duplicate some of your protrusions? Doesn't matter where.
Hovertext:If you're reading this on Mars one day, look me up.
Hovertext:Can we please not? Can the world just be boring for a while?
Hovertext:SMBC will be holding an initial comic offering today. The stock is imaginary but you can pay real dollars for it by buying my new book.
Hovertext:Hell-taxes are really rough with the current brimstone inflation.
Hovertext:Glarp. Glarp I say.
Hovertext:I'm convinced the universe put a limit on information transmission speed so that aliens couldn't see all this shit live.
Hovertext:This has more shading than the last 18,000 comics put together.
Hovertext:They're currently figuring out how to work a jackalope into the mix.
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