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Best Sex Ahead for 2/21-2/27
Aries: Since purposeful Pluto is in carnal Capricorn, you’ll feel the need to breed more than your norm. The weekend will be the best time for you to sexually shine, sign o’ the ram: This all-play and no-work period will give you extra time to focus on fornication.
Taurus: The Moon in Mercury before the 23rd, fuels your need to communicate before getting carnal. I’m not talking about raunchy wordplay during the erotic act, however, Taurus: Take your inner bull by the horns by describing in ultra-explicit detail what your plans are with your partner–then, make the plans–as well as your partner–come true.
Gemini: Since Pluto is in take-it-seriously Capricorn, let your solemn twin come out to play: Try tantric love sessions, seeing how long you can last before you let go of the big, “O,” for seriously sexual fun.
Cancer: With Mercury in Aquarius, the sign of experimentation, come out of your shell by trying something against your nature. Forgo your much-loved missionary style for a solid 69. Feeling too shy? Chug a brew–or two–then get going between the sheets.
Leo: Super-serious Saturn in sexual Scorpio has your leonine side taking pride in quality AND quantity. If there was ever a week for you to go after your other’s erogenous zone EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF THE WEEK, then this is it. And if he or her gets tired by the 5th or 6th evening of eros? Then, make like a bear stock market and go down–while you give yourself a hand, to make sure the satisfaction is two-sided.
Virgo: Since your ruler, mental Mercury is in playful Aquarius, you’ll have the most fun with out-of-the-norm sexcapades. Forgo the bed for the kitchen table, the shower–or, better yet–your backyard, since public places will totally titillate you. Keep the noise down, though, Virgo: You don’t want cops coming at the same time you are.
Libra: With fiery Mars moving through your affectionate ruler of Libra, count on making love AND war for your best possible sex combo. Fuel this sexual cycle with filthy talk so dirty it would make Madonna blush.
Scorpio: With Venus in get-the-job-done Capricorn, you’re gonna take sex too much by-the-numbers, if you don’t slow down and enjoy the ride. If your partner starts to get a bored expression, remember that for this week anyway, it’s better to give than to receive. Demonstrate your oral skills, Scorpio, without saying a word: With your innate sexual skills you’ll make sure to add the carnal complexity your partner craves.
Sagittarius: When the Moon moves into oh-so-sexy Sagittarius on the 23rd, one round just won’t cut it. At the very least, go for two: You’ll enjoy the second coming MUCH more than the first!
Aquarius: Masterful Mars in laid-back Libra has you wanting to take the upper hand in the bedroom and beyond this month, so call all sexual shots to supercharge your sex life.
Pisces: Jupiter in Cancer makes you even more tender hearted than you usually are, so go fornicationally fishing by baiting your mate with loads of foreplay. Kiss, caress, rub and masssage–then, go full throttle for your best sexual session.
Here’s to great sex…
–Stuart Hazleton
Taurus: The Moon in Mercury before the 23rd, fuels your need to communicate before getting carnal. I’m not talking about raunchy wordplay during the erotic act, however, Taurus: Take your inner bull by the horns by describing in ultra-explicit detail what your plans are with your partner–then, make the plans–as well as your partner–come true.
Gemini: Since Pluto is in take-it-seriously Capricorn, let your solemn twin come out to play: Try tantric love sessions, seeing how long you can last before you let go of the big, “O,” for seriously sexual fun.
Cancer: With Mercury in Aquarius, the sign of experimentation, come out of your shell by trying something against your nature. Forgo your much-loved missionary style for a solid 69. Feeling too shy? Chug a brew–or two–then get going between the sheets.
Leo: Super-serious Saturn in sexual Scorpio has your leonine side taking pride in quality AND quantity. If there was ever a week for you to go after your other’s erogenous zone EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF THE WEEK, then this is it. And if he or her gets tired by the 5th or 6th evening of eros? Then, make like a bear stock market and go down–while you give yourself a hand, to make sure the satisfaction is two-sided.
Virgo: Since your ruler, mental Mercury is in playful Aquarius, you’ll have the most fun with out-of-the-norm sexcapades. Forgo the bed for the kitchen table, the shower–or, better yet–your backyard, since public places will totally titillate you. Keep the noise down, though, Virgo: You don’t want cops coming at the same time you are.
Libra: With fiery Mars moving through your affectionate ruler of Libra, count on making love AND war for your best possible sex combo. Fuel this sexual cycle with filthy talk so dirty it would make Madonna blush.
Scorpio: With Venus in get-the-job-done Capricorn, you’re gonna take sex too much by-the-numbers, if you don’t slow down and enjoy the ride. If your partner starts to get a bored expression, remember that for this week anyway, it’s better to give than to receive. Demonstrate your oral skills, Scorpio, without saying a word: With your innate sexual skills you’ll make sure to add the carnal complexity your partner craves.
Sagittarius: When the Moon moves into oh-so-sexy Sagittarius on the 23rd, one round just won’t cut it. At the very least, go for two: You’ll enjoy the second coming MUCH more than the first!
Aquarius: Masterful Mars in laid-back Libra has you wanting to take the upper hand in the bedroom and beyond this month, so call all sexual shots to supercharge your sex life.
Pisces: Jupiter in Cancer makes you even more tender hearted than you usually are, so go fornicationally fishing by baiting your mate with loads of foreplay. Kiss, caress, rub and masssage–then, go full throttle for your best sexual session.
Here’s to great sex…
–Stuart Hazleton
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