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March 12, 2019
March 12, 2019: BTS Videos from the Stargate Vault!
I was going through some old blog entries and came across this little SGU nugget –
Then kept digging and came across this one from back in the Atlantis days –

And then this, shooting the show’s final scene –

A practical puddle test –

The FTL look (Stargate: Universe) –

Testing the Brody purple-spray gag for Stargate: Universe –

Meanwhile…
Less than two weeks to principal photography and I’m about to hit critical mass!
March 11, 2019
March 11, 2019: Ah, happy memories!
For all of your Dark Matterly needs, head on over to the Dark Matter subreddit where I’ve started posting all of my behind the scenes photos and videos from the show’s three year run…
The Raza bridge design.
The Raza bridge walk-thru.




Sassy gunslingers.

And much, much more!
Less than two weeks from production and we’re picking up speed. Cast locked down. Costumes and sets being built. Scripts for episodes 1 to 9 being rewritten. Yes, we have 9 out of 10 drafts which, on the surface, sounds crazy – but that’s only because it is. Yesterday, our 2nd AD marveled at the fact we were so ahead of the game to which our Production Manager, Cathy, remarked that, in her many years of television, she has only been on one other production where that was the case. The name of said production. Dark Matter of course.
Well, back to the ole drawing board on the outline for my (formerly titled) Untitled Awesome Project. It’s one of those instances where the seemingly minor notes will require a wholesale rethinking of the structure – something I don’t really have a mind to do given what’s on my plate. So, sadly, setting this one aside for the time being.
Meanwhile, that super BIG project is one step closer. We’re nailing down the pitch and then it’ll be smooooooth sailing! Let’s circle back in a week, shall we?
Alright, my day is done. Now, finally, time to unwind with the selection of a few scenes to send to casting for our First Block guest stars, then a pass on Episode 6, capped off with a review of our VFX Establishers. Ahhhhhhh. So relaxing!
March 10, 2019
March 10, 2019: Suji Sunday!
It’s back to school for this little girl.
Conversations with Suji…
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March 9, 2019
March 9, 2019: Firing and Glazing!
So we returned to clayArt Studios for the final step on our glorious pottery adventure. The pieces we made on our last visit had been fired and were ready for the glazing process. Akemi could barely contain her excitement!
“So,”I said to Rosa, our glazing guide, “did all of my pieces survive?”
“Yes,”she informed me. “Even the sun.”
“It’s not a sun,”I corrected her. “It’s Starro the Conqueror.”
But as I perused my collection, I suddenly realized one was missing. “Hey. Where’s Alphonse?”
Sadly, he was the one mini-masterpiece that did NOT survive, literally falling to pieces partway through the process. And so it was, with heavy heart, that I forged ahead.



My pieces were fired and ready to go! After sanding, we dipped the bases in hot wax. I lose my grip on the stargate and it ended up sizzling away in the pan like a deep-fried burger.
We had a choice of 6-8 color glazes to choose from, all of them kept in vast tubs whose contents ranged in various shades of brown although our instructor assured us the true colors ranged from oatmeal to dark brown. Some in the class sort of half dipped the bottom of their bowls and then, after the initial coat had dried, dipped the tops of the bowls in another color. Some created elaborate brush strokes on their work. My Starro offers the best of both worlds – a deep dip and finishing paint brush touch for the center eye.
Akemi, meanwhile, went the more standard route…
At one point she was considering something a little more elaborate that involved dipping just the rim of her bowls and adding a little swirl – but couldn’t figure out how to physically manage it. I offered to hold her over the vat by her ankles if it would help. She assured me it wouldn’t.



Pictured above: Akemi puts the finishing touches on Nib Nib.
And, in a little over an hour, we were done. Next week = the results!
This blog entry dedicated to the memory of Alphonse (February 17, 2019 – March 1st-ish, 2019).
March 8, 2019
March 8, 2019: About two weeks out!
Today’s power look –


Classic Batmobile cufflinks, Koval bourbon, cookies and milk socks.
First meeting of the U.F. Whiskey Club! In attendance: Sam, Sterling, Derek, Cathy, Robbie, R.T., and yours truly.
In honor of Supervising Producer Ivon Bartok’s birthday, the office picked him up some keto cupcakes. Don’t they look…interesting?
P.S. The sets are really coming along. Production Designer Ian Brock is a mad genius and his team has really stepped up in a big way. Can’t way to give you all the grand tour.
Akemi made three kinds of homemade potato chips: extra crispy, super salty, and plain.
Finally, the weekend is upon us. I plan to just kick back, relax, and re-read/revise nine scripts so that I can return to work Monday, rested and refreshed!
March 7, 2019
March 7, 2019: Top 10 Breakfast Cereals!
Yesterday’s power ensemble…



Hydra cufflinks, a 12 year old Glenmorangie, and dog-riding-bicycle socks.
Power lunch…
The High Priest from Burger’s Priest. I’ll never get tired of this place.
In honor of National Cereal Day, here are my Top 10 Breakfast Cereals (considered and voted on by 12 year old me since it’s been that long since I’ve actually enjoyed breakfast cereals):
#10. Rice Krispies
This one was part of our regular breakfast rotation given the fact it was always included in the one serving six-packs mom would pick up for us. I was (and have never been) a fan of puffed rice, but thankfully this cereal was devoid of any actual puffed rice flavor. In fact, it was pretty much devoid of any flavor. Nice textural crunch though.
#9. Lucky Charms
While not exactly “magically delicious”, this cereal had its charm – in the form of those colorful marshmallow bits that I would always save for last, turning the milk in the bowl a lurid kaleidoscope of colors. Those other non-marshmallow bits though? They were a necessary evil.
#8. Corn Flakes
This is as healthy as it gets – for twelve year old me. Seriously. If I wasn’t eating cereal, it was powdered mini donuts and milk. This one had a great texture and just a hint of sweetness offering the promise of something more.
#7. Cocoa Pebbles
Every day, I’d come home for noon, eat lunch and watch The Flintstones. So when they came out with their own breakfast cereal, Fruity Pebbles, I was all over it. And then, when they offered up a chocolate version – even better!
#6. Frosted Flakes
Corn Flake’s hipper, sexier cousin. THEEEEEY’RE Pretty Good!
#5. Count Chocula
With all due respect to Franken and Boo Berry, the Count had the edge. Still, I never found the chocolate cereal bits quite chocolatey enough.
#4. Trix
Although its deranged mascot clearly belonged in a mental institute, this one was one of my favorites – despite the fact that they were just round froot loops.
#3. Cap’n Crunch
If I were to choose a top cereal today, this would probably be it – mostly based on the fact that its milk remnants make for a delicious ice cream base (see previous blog post).
#2. Froot Loops
Now THIS is what I’m talking bout. Straight sweet color and crunch without any of those good-for-you bits to spoil your breakfast.
#1. Cocoa Puffs
With a mascot crazier than the Trix rabbit and product that promised a crispy-crunchy-chocolatey trifecta, this one was always top of my list. It seemed to have disappeared from store shelves when I went looking for it a few years back, but I have recently discovered it lining the shelves of my local dollar store. Yes, I am, admittedly, cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
And you?
March 6, 2019
March 6, 2019: Week’s Best Comic Book Covers!
These were my favorites…
Age of X-Man: Prisoner X #1 (cover art by Patch Zirchner)
Amazing Spider-Man #16.HU (Cover art by Greg Land)
Batman #66 (cover art by Mikel Janin)
Black Order #5 (cover art by In-Hyuk Lee)
Doomsday Clock #9 (cover art by Brand Anderson, Gary Frank)
Immortal Hulk #14 (cover art by Alex Ross)
The Dreaming #7 (cover art by June Chung, Jae Lee)
Which were your favorites?
March 5, 2019
March 5, 2019: Prep Day 2!
Today’s ensemble…



Decepticon cufflinks, Little Prince socks, grey suit, and Macallan Amber.
Casting, emails, more casting, more emails, even more casting, even more emails, reviewing scripts and pulling scenes for the upcoming chemistry reads (aka. even MORE casting). And the color palette meeting.
Hey, this is important! Gummy Bear sausages are a thing –
I mean, Zoie almost unfollowed me for posting this informative news piece about a place that serves pizza ice cream: https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/sta...
Please, select your Lantern Corps…
Then pick up your ring…
March 4, 2019
March 4, 2019: And so it begins…
Today, we kicked off official prep on this new sci-fi series with a good old-fashioned concept meeting. In attendance: show creator/director/Executive Producer R.T. Thorne, myself, and a bunch of familiar faces from my Dark Matter days (including Production Manager Catherine Lang, Production Designer Ian Brock, Art Director Kelly Diamond, Graphics Roxanne Borris, Costume Designer Noreen Landry, Props Master Victoria Klein, Line Producer Robbie David, and On Set Producer Ivon Bartok). I welcomed everyone back after a refreshing two year hiatus and then we rolled right into our first two episodes, touching on everything from force shields to holograms, night shoots to mealworms. We went from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., stopping only for a quick lunch and a conference call with the network to discuss music, casting, and genetics.
Tomorrow, the Wardrobe and Art Department convene for the big palette meeting.
I shit you not.
Prep Day #1 look = blue suit, black design shirt, red lantern cufflinks, pocket handkerchief, and ninja cat socks.
Slowly restocking my in-office whiskey collection.
And thanks to my buddy Jeff, I no longer have to drink straight out of the bottle.
Hey. Who called this meeting?
A little pre-paint wall texture.
Frank and Rick.
Craig and Mean Jean.
And this seems to be coming along nicely. Whatever it is.
Meanwhile, one step closer on both the Untitled Awesome Project and the Super Project.
It’s gonna be a big month!
March 3, 2019
March 3, 2019: Suji Sunday!
Your typical Sunday lazing.


Suji prefers the minimalist decor.




Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this pug from the swift completion of her appointed poop rounds.
Meanwhile, Lulu does NOT enjoy her visits to the vet –

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