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July 18, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues1

La nuit a dévoré le monde (2018)

After waking up in an apartment the night after a raging party, Sam comes face to face with his new reality: an army of zombies has invaded the streets of Paris, and he is one of the lone survivors.

Thoughts: A solitary, slow-burn, introspective take on the zombie genre with bursts of visceral scares. There are touches of humor, a late unsurprising twist, and the whole is anchored by a protagonist who is, ultimately, a victim of his own making.

3.5/5

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

Residents of a worn-down Iranian city encounter a skateboarding vampire who preys on men who disrespect women.

Thoughts: Art-house horror, stylish but slow, striking but ultimately hollow.

3/5

Happy Death Day (2018)

A college student must relive the day of her murder over and over again, in a loop that will end only when she discovers her killer’s identity.

Thoughts: A great concept, well-executed. Very enjoyable – minus a few minor logical inconsistencies.

4/5

Willow Creek (2013)

A couple campout in the woods to capture firsthand evidence of Bigfoot.

Thoughts: Slow. And adds nothing new to the found footage sub-genre.

2/5

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Seen anything good lately?

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July 17, 2022: Suji Sunday!

Granny cosplay.

Golfing/Tennis attire.

Hanging with Lambchop.

Fierce.

Snow White!

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July 16, 2022: Another tweetstorm brewing!

On the 25th anniversary of #Stargate #SG1, the Stargate community around the world will unite together. The Stargate futur is in our hands.

Be here on #Twitter on July 27/22 to massively share the hashtag #WeWantStargate to reach top1 worldwide.
We can do it@BaronDestructo pic.twitter.com/AHvNZ8d9rv

— SEBASTIAN (@Le_mediavore) July 8, 2022

I’ll be dropping by.  Hope to see you there!

Some goodies from the Stargate vault….

The "spicy" sandwiches at fast food restaurants aren't spicy for the simple reason that these restaurants cater to customers who can't eat spicy sandwiches – but order them anyway.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 16, 2022

Today’s Yes/No…

Momo More Frappuccino? Yes/No
More peach is the name of the game with Starbucks Japan’s Momo More Frappuccino【Taste test】 https://t.co/J0bnlZUJjz via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 16, 2022

 

 

 

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July 15, 2022: Meanwhile, on the twitter front…

Just saw a trailer so bad that I am genuinely concerned for the execs who green lit it.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 14, 2022

Just found a VISA and dropped it off at the issuing bank.
Months ago, found a VISA that ended up belonging to someone in my building.
Last year, found a driver's license and tracked down the owner online. She was disappointed I hadn't found her phone too.
I can only find so much.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 15, 2022

If I was going to retire from writing in favor of another job, this might be it –

A zookeeper gives penguins a cooling shower from a watering can, 1930. pic.twitter.com/4Q8gHGiUO6

— History Defined (@historydefined) July 14, 2022

This sounds kind of weird to me – but, to be fair, I'm admittedly old fashioned and out of touch. https://t.co/Jcwl2HCLZJ

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 15, 2022

An oldie but a goody.  Sweet Lulu –

For anyone feeling down and requesting dog pics, here's a video of my french bulldog, Lulu, belching. pic.twitter.com/a5ZNnXq9hN

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 13, 2022

Today’s Yes/No…

Oatmeal Cream Pie Ice Cream? Yes/No
Blue Bell serves up new oatmeal cream pie ice cream for limited time https://t.co/bOICwNdnMA

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 15, 2022

That’s a big YES from me.

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July 14, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues!

The Devil’s Backbone (2001)

Soon after his arrival at an ominous orphanage, a young boy uncovers the secrets of the school, including the youthful ghost that wanders its grounds.

Thoughts: Wonderfully atmospheric, poetic and poignant. It’s a ghost story that leans into artfulness of its narrative over scares, but that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable. Great.

4/5

Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

An Englishman is hired to create sound effects for a horror film studio in 1970s Rome, but the job ends up taking a heavy toll on his mental health.

Thoughts: An at times intense and unnerving tribute to the Italian giallo films of the 70’s that employs sound to great effect, ultimately in service of a meta wank that goes off the rails in its final act.

3/5

Thelma (2017)

A college student starts to experience extreme seizures while studying at a university in Oslo, Norway. She soon learns that the violent episodes are a symptom of inexplicable, and often dangerous, supernatural abilities.

Thoughts: Incredible performances in this character-driven coming-of-age tale that proves both haunting and heartbreaking.  The horror is a slow build, more surreal than visceral, but some of the imagery is shockingly inventive.  Ultimately ambiguous, but satisfying nevertheless.

4.5/5

Today’s Yes/No…

Viagra Gelato? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/ZY26fEuUAS

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 14, 2022

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July 13, 2022: Amazing Covers!

A few that caught my eye this week…

Bettie Page and the Curse of the Curse of the Banshee #1 – cover art by Jae Lee

Bettie Page: The Alien Agenda #5 – cover art by Josh Burns

DIE!Namite Never Dies! #5 – cover art by Lucio Parrillo

Daredevil #1 – cover art by Marco Checchetto

Daredevil #1 – cover art by Peach Momoko

Daredevil #1 – cover art by Dan Panosian

Immortal X-Men #4 – cover art by Phil Noto

New Mutants #27 – cover art by Betsy Cola

So, which were YOUR favorites?

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July 12, 2022: Meanwhile, on the home front!

Meanwhile, on the home front…

The matcha match-up…

The best park in Toronto…

Exercising Suji…

Today’s Yes/No…

Apple Jacks Slime Cereal? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/U3rZa7y0kT

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 12, 2022

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July 11, 2022: Horror! Space news! And a little Yes/No!

Big week ahead.  Going out for pizza Wednesday night and jerk chicken on Thursday!  May try to squeeze some writing.

The horror marathon continues with…

Final Destination (2000)

The survivors of a plane crash have briefly cheated death, but they will not be able to evade their fate for long. One by one, these fugitives from fate fall victim to the grim reaper

Thoughts: A terrific premise, expertly executed.

4/5

Bug (2006)

An unhinged war veteran holes up with a lonely woman in a spooky Oklahoma motel room. The line between reality and delusion is blurred as they discover a bug infestation.

Thoughts: A well-acted, unnerving, psychological thriller whose paranoia-fueled slow burn progresses to a ludicrously over-the-top final act.

3/5

Some news of note….

A change in Neptune's orbit could send Mercury crashing into Earth!!!
(In about a billion years from now.)https://t.co/zDUTwOaiXj

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 11, 2022

Problem solved!
Now, all they need to do is invent it.https://t.co/63kSacbjUs

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 11, 2022

This video provides a size comparison for some of the most famous asteroids of our Solar System [source, HD, MetaBallStudios: https://t.co/OSyFVIK53Z] pic.twitter.com/mkKZIRzKgt

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 9, 2022

Serving a snack on Scandinavian Airlines flight, 1969 pic.twitter.com/SmhEsvz1jg

— History Defined (@historydefined) July 10, 2022

Today’s Yes/No…

Your friendly reminder that absolute garbage like this is FDA approved pic.twitter.com/aoSBbG7lCe

— Melanie (@VitallyMelanie) July 10, 2022

What would you put this on?  Pancakes?  Ice cream?  Steak?

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July 10, 2022: Suji Sunday!

 

Flower viewing.

Hot head.

A very determined walker.

On her way to tennis class.

I think she’s drunk!

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July 9, 2022: The Horror Movie Marathon continues!

The Other Side of the Door (2016)

After losing her son in a tragic accident, a grieving mothers learns about a remote Hindu temple where visitors can communicate with the dead to say goodbye for the last time…

Thoughts: A movie that runs through the gamut of standard scares. It hinges on our protagonist doing something she was expressly told NOT to do – by a woman who really should have known better.  A tough slog.

2.5/5

Krampus (2015)

A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home.

Thoughts: If Sid and Marty Krofft produced a horror movie, I’d imagine it would be pretty close to this. Broad comedy. Loads of silliness. Kids might find it scary.

2.5/5

Absentia (2011)

A woman and her sister begin to link a mysterious tunnel to a series of disappearances, including that of her own husband.

Thoughts:  One of director Mike Flanagan’s first films is an effectively creepy little chiller about love and loss and losing your way.  Can you really go back home again?  The answer may surprise.  And scare you.

4/5

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