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June 14, 2023

June 14, 2023: Amazing Covers!

A few that caught my eye this week…

Black Panther #1 – Mr. Garcin

Black Panther #1 – cover art by Rahzzah

Haunt You to the End #1 – cover art by Maika Sozo

Void Rivals #1 – cover art by Karen Darboe

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #140 – cover art by Rod Reis

Planet of the Apes #3 – cover art by Alan Quah

So, which were YOUR favorites?

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Published on June 14, 2023 12:27

June 13, 2023

June 13, 2023: Stargate behind-the-scenes videos!

Your new zoom background…

Director Andy Mikita playing peek-a-book with the goa’uld tech…

The Hunt – behind the scenes…

The Hunt – forest stunt…

Pauly ad-libbing…

Today’s Yes/No…


Curry Donut Rice Bowl? Yes/No
Is a curry donut rice bowl greater than the sum of its parts?【SoraKitchen】 https://t.co/9E96ll87x0 via @RocketNews24En


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 13, 2023


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June 12, 2023

June 12, 2023: A Productive Day!

Yozo!

Productive day today.  Finished a first pass on the third issue of my horror comic.  Then, got some notes back on my mystery pilot and implemented them.  Rebecca, check your inbox!

Hey, look at what arrived in the mail yesterday!

Since starting work on that mystery script, I’ve been on a Columbo tear, discovering a newfound appreciation for the show and its star.

It’ll go up on the shelf with some of my other favorite t.v. show companions.  Not pictured: The Simpsons, The X-Files, The Twilight Zone, and, of course, Stargate!

Settle a debate for Akemi.  How many colors in a rainbow?


Akemi’s Japan News Update: “They were going to have a bikini contest at a pool in Nagoya but communist ladies complained so cancelled.”
Yatta! You’re up to date!


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 10, 2023



Has the twitter translate button stopped working for guys too? https://t.co/VOQIVFKlyA


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 9, 2023


Great thread that reaffirms my long-held belief that the streaming business model doesn’t make sense:


I still believe the reason they are so desperate to break the WGA is because the conditions for proper Residual payments to be made as well as budgets and staffing are contingent on data/numbers they don't want getting out for ~some~ reason https://t.co/OJmljpadzL


— Phillip Bastien (@PABastien) June 12, 2023


Today’s Yes/No…


Waffle Pizza? Yes/No
Do Shibuya’s new Pizza Waffles taste as good as they sound? https://t.co/OJeHvt9Wm2 via @RocketNews24En


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 12, 2023


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Published on June 12, 2023 16:01

June 11, 2023

June 11, 2023: Suji Sunday!

Love Fetcher

Bath time!

The blow-dry…

Toasty dry.

The Guard Dog…

Suji Snacks…

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June 10, 2023

June 10, 2023: Unusual Deaths!


#UnusualDeaths
In November of 1983, a bouncer at the Condor Club in San Francisco was having sex on a grand piano when he mistakenly activated a hydraulic motor that lifted the piano, pinning him to the ceiling. He suffocated to death but his girlfriend miraculously survived. pic.twitter.com/zVkAlvEfrZ


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 5, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
In 1988, a poodle fell off a 13th floor balcony in Buenos Aires, killing a 75 year old female pedestrian below. A 46 year old onlooker to the incident was fatally struck by a bus. Then, a man who witnessed both accidents died of a heart attack. pic.twitter.com/8oA9zSGqpi


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 6, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
On April 2, 1988, a veteran sky diver tasked with filming a jump mistook the camera equipment he was wearing for the parachute he had left behind on the plane. pic.twitter.com/vAZHs0Ft2Z


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 7, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
On March 9, 1996, a resident of Headley Down, Hampshire attempted to cure his snoring by taking sleeping pills and sticking tampons up his nose – only to end up suffocating to death in his sleep. pic.twitter.com/YAxZelft73


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 8, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
In 1998, a tango instructor in Lisbon, Portugal was demonstrating proper head position by looking up at the ceiling ,and ended up dancing himself out a 5-story window. pic.twitter.com/7xhDWNy15p


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 9, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
On December 2, 2009, a student at Kyiv Polytechnic Institute was killed when his chewing gum exploded. Apparently, he had a habit of dipping gum his in citric acid and, on the fateful day, mistook an explosive powder for his sour standby. pic.twitter.com/YkTgFyC4QS


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 10, 2023


Today’s Yes/No…


Mint Pepsi? Yes/No
Mint Pepsi for Yakisoba is coming to Japan, and we got to taste it before it goes on sale https://t.co/4wmLPZ2n1w via @RocketNews24En


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 10, 2023


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Published on June 10, 2023 17:42

June 9, 2023

June 9, 2023: More Stargate behind the scenes videos!

Behind the scenes – Shooting the shuttle crash (Stargate: Universe)

Behind the scenes – Harmony firefight

Behind the scenes – Shooting inside the wraith ship

Behind the scenes – Replicator escape

The practical puddle…

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Published on June 09, 2023 15:42

June 8, 2023

June 8, 2023: News of Note!

Check out this excellent article that breaks down the current dire state of television:


“It’s hard to develop hit sitcoms when the people selling, pitching, buying, and programming them don’t seem to like them. They don’t seem to like what the audience likes,” says the top agent."https://t.co/m07HTKI8Xu


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 7, 2023


A couple of great quotes:


“The reason nobody really wants to open the books on this is because if Wall Street got a look, they’d have a collective stroke.”


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 7, 2023


But this is my favorite part:

Coming soon…


Ohhhhh. You need to use the toilet? Should've thought of that before you posted that critical tweet about the Prime Minister! https://t.co/0EKGzBU4QS


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 7, 2023


This has to be a mistake…

There is no way I’m blocking fewer than 20 000 accounts.

Today’s Yes/No…


Ink-black Lemonade? Yes/No
Famous Ginza paper store offers ink-black lemonade to celebrate the release of art-themed film https://t.co/tpyLG4zgdi via @RocketNews24En


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 8, 2023


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Published on June 08, 2023 14:24

June 7, 2023

June 7, 2023: Amazing Covers!

A few that caught my eye this week…

Deadpool: Badder Blood #1 – cover art by Kael Ngu

Loki #1 – cover art by Stanley “Artgerm” Lau

X-Men: Before the Fall – Mutant First Strike #1 – cover art by David Baldeon

Batman #136 – cover art by Jorge Jimenez

Batman #136 – cover art by Gabriele Del’otto

Joker Uncovered #1 – cover art by Lee Bermejo

The Flash #800 – cover art by Jeff Deal

The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #9 – cover art by Christian Ward

 

The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #9 – cover art by Lee Bermejo

The Magic Order 4 #5 – cover art by Dan Panosian

Grimm Spotlight: Masumi – cover art by Jeffrey Spokes

So, which were your favorites?

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Published on June 07, 2023 11:06

June 6, 2023

June 6, 2023: Projects Galore!

Business(ish) lunch meeting today to discuss the high concept low-budget horror feature.  In attendance – line producer Robbie David, production manager Cathy Lang, director John Stead, Co-Executive Producer Ivon Bartok, star and research assistant Akemi Aota, and mystery backer.  We discussed budget, schedule, tax credits, crew, distributors, directors of photography, locations, post-production, Bulgaria, passive-aggressive emails, and smoked meat.  Next steps – the Bulgarian budget, a discussion about tax incentives, setting meetings with distributors, and a completion of the business plan.  On track to meet my end-of-June target for investors.  Hopefully we lock it up quickly and can start prepping late summer.


Yes. Absolutely. Let's talk. I can't think of anything I'd rather do than listen to the problems of a complete stranger, especially if they involve relationship issues. Clearing my Friday night! pic.twitter.com/AnkmFASbOD


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 6, 2023


Hollywood is missing out…


"People over 50 hold more than 70% of the $92 trillion in private wealth in the U.S."https://t.co/RdEf4hzHev


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 6, 2023



Who is the Greatest Fictional Cop you can think of? https://t.co/qkCAsDZSyN pic.twitter.com/YtgVTKvuGk


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 4, 2023


Oh, that reminds me.  I completed the first draft of my new pilot (after doing a couple of passes to implement Ivon’s notes), and have sent it off to my second reader.  One more pass to incorporate THEIR notes, and then it’s off to my agent.  And then from there…who knows what the future holds?

Next, I switch off to the third issue of my horror comic.  The scripts for the first two issues were well-received and I’m told character designs are forthcoming.

Today’s Yes/No…


Kotteri Max Ultimate Rich Broth Ramen? Yes/No
Mr. Sato investigates just how rich the new Kotteri Max ramen at Tenkaippin really is https://t.co/8gXRWBojz7 via @RocketNews24En


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 6, 2023


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Published on June 06, 2023 15:07

June 5, 2023

June 5, 2023: Unusual Deaths!


#UnusualDeaths
In 262 BC, Hellenistic philosopher Zeno of Citium purportedly fell and broke his toe while leaving a school. According to Greek biographer Laërtius, he cried "'I Come, I come, why dost thou call for me?' and died on the spot through holding his breath". pic.twitter.com/56EhrPc2a6


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 28, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
Byzantine Emperor Constans II died in a bathhouse on July 15, 668, assassinated with a silver bucket. pic.twitter.com/wUvbZSNbbg


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 29, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
15 year old Crown Prince Philip of France died on October 13, 1131, after his horse tripped over a black pig that had run out of a dung heap, catapulting him head over heels. pic.twitter.com/u7SzjDxKer


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 30, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
Al-Musta'sim, the last Abbasid Caliph of Baghdad, was executed in a manner befitting royalty of the day. He was rolled up in a carpet and trampled by horses. pic.twitter.com/4ef7isl37V


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 31, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
A lack of eyesight did not stop John the Blind, King of Bohemia, from charging into battle on August 26, 1346, but it may have contributed to his untimely demise at the Battle of Crécy. pic.twitter.com/FAlfM1CXFW


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 1, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
Like most writers, 17th century playwright Thomas Otway was eventually reduced to begging for food. Receiving a guinea, he rushed to a local bakery, purchased a roll, and ended up choking to death on the first bite. pic.twitter.com/SdpQHZp708


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 2, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
58-year-old Félix François Faure, President of France, died of apoplexy in his office at the Élysée Palace on February 16, 1899, while having sex with his 30 year old mistress.
There are, to be sure, worse ways to go. pic.twitter.com/7q7dTX2sux


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 3, 2023



#UnusualDeaths
British author Arnold Bennett died of typhoid fever on March 27, 1931, two months after dismissing his wife's warning and drinking two glasses of tap water in France.
This pretty much explains why the French prefer wine. pic.twitter.com/d0b8PLMpVU


— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 4, 2023


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