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June 24, 2023
June 24, 2023: News of Note!
Well, that was fast. I went to bed last night considering the prospect of a coup that would topple Putin in Russia. 15 hours later, the conspirators decided to call it, packed up, and went back home. Somewhat…anti-climatic. But as events were still evolving, I was reminded of someone of someone I worked for back in the day. Simply put, an asshole. And dealing with him was exhausting. I expressed my hope that he would be fired one day and replaced to which one of my co-workers offered: “Better the devil you know”. My response was: “Better? Really?” In the end, he DID end up getting fired and his replacement turned out to be terrific – collaborative, supportive, and approachable. And I was thinking of the “Better the Devil you know” argument as events were unfolding in Russia because, in this particular case, I believe the mantra was sound. Prigozhin’s words and actions strike me as decidedly unstable – not the type of individual you want controlling roughly 6000 nuclear weapons. In any case, it’s all over. Presumably. For now. But honestly have to wonder how long Prigozhin sticks around.
A pitch for my Marvel Comics Supervillain movie…
In the spirit of Kraven, Morbius, and Venom comes a supervillain unlike any other…
Raised by marsupials
Trained in the deadly arts of boxing and jumping
Jeff Daniels is…The Kangaroo!
Leaping onto your screens Summer of 2025! pic.twitter.com/bOdv6KOUBa
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) June 24, 2023
Looking for mystery/suspense/thriller recommendations. Story must involve sleuthing, either by a professional or amateur investigator. No genre (sci-fi, fantasy, horror). Give me your best!
This is an interesting video about the sad reality of the business…
Super interesting info from a VFX artist who worked on #TheFlash pic.twitter.com/gIaea3F9H7
— Aaron S Bailey
(@AaronBaileyArt) June 20, 2023
With all this news about studios hiring the services of A.I.’s to help them green light movies via complicated algorithms, you’d think the computers would do a better job…
Came across an article the other day about what death row convicts had for their last meals and it got me thinking…what would I have? After considerable thought, I came up with the following…
Smash cheeseburger, fried chicken, Sweet Hornet pizza, wagyu A5 steak, schnitzel, sissig, uni, ikura, caviar, spaghetti a l’assassina, crispy bonjiri, crispy chicken skin on rice, Mom’s pistachio cake, Akemi’s chocolate truffles, Haagen-Dazs vanilla, and 3 shots Yamazaki 18.
You?
Today’s Yes/No…
Hokkaido Jaga Butter Teriyaki? Yes/No pic.twitter.com/eFscuODdgL
— Joseph Mallozzi
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June 23, 2023
June 23, 2023: Unusual Deaths + An Unusual Menu Item!
#UnusualDeaths
In October of 1998, a lightning strike killed an entire football team of 11 players in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Their opponents survived, miraculously unscathed. pic.twitter.com/5G9EccmuUZ
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
In 2010, a worker at a ketchup factory in Lucknow, India, fell into a 20 foot tank of fermented vegetables. In their attempts to save her, seven more workers fell in. Six died, rendered unconscious by the toxic gases before drowning in the liquefied veggies. pic.twitter.com/MdKvoqHygR
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
In 2002, a worker at the Kargher Corporation candy factory in Pennsylvania drowned after tumbling into a 1200 gallon vat of melted chocolate. 7 years later, it happened again at Cocoa Services Inc. in New Jersey. pic.twitter.com/WsSUHJe0tf
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
16th century Chinese official Wan Hu attempted to launch himself into space via the 47 rockets he attached to a chair.
The ensuing explosion left no trace of either him or the chair.
Some say that on a clear night you can still see him sailing across the heavens. pic.twitter.com/ZLxMaXBNhM
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
In November of 2004, a 24-year-old man in Kent, Washington was killed when the lava lamp he was heating up on his stovetop exploded. pic.twitter.com/P3Z1aXiJa8
— Joseph Mallozzi
Today’s Yes/No…
Fried Curry Cheeseburger? Yes/No
Fried curry cheeseburger?!? Japan’s oldest burger chain creates a new way to get your curry fix https://t.co/8v6p8kHyST via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
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June 22, 2023
June 22, 2023: Stargate SG-1 outtakes!
Finally going through the digitized versions of some of those old dailies I recovered from my storage unit. Went through the Wormhole X-Treme footage and now starting on Window of Opportunity. Came across some really clips – five of which I’ve uploaded here.
Also came across some hilarious clips of Chris Judge laughing uproariously for 2:20 in a briefing room scene from Wormhole X-Treme, about five minutes of Rick and the late Willie Garson yukking it up, and some great alt takes of the infamous dip-n-kiss from Window of Opportunity.
Enjoy!
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June 21, 2023
June 21, 2023: Amazing Covers!
A few that caught my eye this week…
Avengers #2 – cover art by George Perez
Avengers #2 – cover art by Mark Brooks
The Incredible Hulk #1 – cover art by David Marquez
Ultimate Invasion #1 – cover art by John Tyler Christopher
Dejah Thoris #4 – cover art by Rebeca Puebla
Victory #1 – cover art by Carla Cohen
Victory #1 – cover art by Ariel Diaz
Dead Romans #4 – cover art by Nick Marinkovich
The Last Barbarians #5 – cover art by Brian Haberlin
The Last Barbarians #5 – cover art by Brian Haberlin
Catwoman #56 – cover art by Joshua “Sway” Swaby
Titans #2 – cover art by Edwin Galmon
Tales of Asunda #1 – cover art by Iga Oliwiak
So, which were YOUR favorites?
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June 20, 2023
June 20, 2023: Oh, look. Another comic book movie!
Honestly, guys. The spurious use of “highly anticipated” and “leaks” has rendered these two terms devoid of any true meaning.
Kraven the Hunter's trailer leaks online just as the highly-anticipated villain origin story from Sony drops its first poster. https://t.co/eWvYSx14iX pic.twitter.com/Oj8KFhK5b6
— Comic Book Resources (@CBR) June 19, 2023
If this Kraven the Hunter movie proves successful, next up I'd like to see a buddy movie where a young Red Skull and Bullseye travel the world, helping kids and teaching them the dangers of recreational drug use.
— Joseph Mallozzi
Hear me out. A Thanos origin story in which childhood bullying compels him to gather the Infinity Stones so that he can bring back Fringe for one more season. And teach kids about the dangers of recreational drug use. https://t.co/Nr9DEg4kdz pic.twitter.com/KhWgx2Cgwe
— Joseph Mallozzi
Hey @SonyPictures, when's the Stiltman movie?
My DM's are open! pic.twitter.com/35fVJPT5F4
— Joseph Mallozzi
It all reminded me of this…
Seeing Kraven the Hunter trending reminds me of the time fellow #Stargate producer @martingero walked into my office, glanced over at my bookshelf and asked: "Why do you have a statue of Freddie Mercury?" pic.twitter.com/ZqTCDzYVpI
— Joseph Mallozzi
But anyway, I’ll probably get around to watching that Kraven movie around the same time I watch that Morbius movie or the sequel to Baby Geniuses II. No spoilers, please!
Today’s Yes/No…
Burgers soaked in a plate of hot cheese? Yes/No
Burgers soaked in a plate of hot cheese served at American Diner Andra in Tokyo https://t.co/ykL4KJ92Az via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
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June 19, 2023
June 19, 2023: Stargate behind the scenes videos!
SGU “The Hunt”…
Paul McGillion back on set…
SGU – Purple Rain…
SGU “The Hunt”…
SGU…What episode was this?
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June 18, 2023
June 18, 2023: Suji Sunday!
Rainy Day Pug
Re-enacting that scene from The Lion King.
Who wants a snackie?
Snooze time!
Suji filing a grievance with the pug union…
Finger treat…
Treat treat…
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June 17, 2023
June 17, 2023: Unusual Deaths!
#UnusualDeaths
On December 12, 1794, a British ship paid tribute to their ally, the Lady Washington, by firing a celebratory blast across their bow. Unfortunately, the cannon was loaded and ended up killing American Captain John Kendricks and several of his officers. pic.twitter.com/OCeKuyw9Kg
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
In 2011, a Russian woman woke up at her own funeral and promptly died of a heart attack. A century earlier, a similar event occurred but, instead of dying of a heart attack, the unlucky guy was chased down and killed by superstitious villagers. pic.twitter.com/MWjuLX7QBW
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
Earlier this year, two men in India were killed by knife-wielding roosters. Apparently, this is not uncommon at cock fights where combatants are outfitted with blades to exact lethal – occasionally karmic – damage. pic.twitter.com/Cvivj6mVAQ
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
On August 21, 1986, a limnic eruption at Lake Nykos in Cameroon released over 300 000 tons of CO2 into the air, suffocating 1,746 people and 3500 livestock living within 16 miles of the lake. pic.twitter.com/xWBA5r51kF
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
To that end, they gave Malloy unlimited credit at their local speakeasy, assuming he would eventually drink himself to death. Days turned into weeks and when it became apparent things weren't according to plan, they switched things up. 2/
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
Annoyed by their prospective victim's steel stomach, they fed him spoiled sardine sandwiches laced with rat poison with a sprinkling of tacks. Still to no apparent effect. 4/
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
Only to have Malloy to walk into the speakeasy the next day, seemingly none the worse for wear. And so, they adjusted their plans once again and ran him over with a car. But when it came time to collect on the insurance, they learned that Malloy wasn't dead. 6/
— Joseph Mallozzi
#UnusualDeaths
THAT did it. They finally succeeded in killing Michael Malloy and each cashed in to the tune of $61k (by today's standards). 8/
— Joseph Mallozzi
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June 16, 2023
June 16, 2023: Projects update!
Holy smokes! The Japanese are building their own Atlantis!
https://www.n-ark.jp/en/dogen-city
Zoom call this morning with Team Bulgaria about that high concept, low budget horror movie I would love to film sometime before winter 2023. They had some questions about the script. We discussed locations, special effects make-up, directors of photography, crew and, of course, catering and the food in Bulgaria. It all seems very promising. The plan if for them to turn around a bells-and-whistles version of the budget for mid next week – and, hopefully, I can take it from there.
The third issue of my horror comic was well-received. I’m holding off on starting my next pass until all the notes are in but, so far, this has been a surprisingly smooth, fun process. I’ve started breaking issue #4 and, once I’ve completed the fifth and final issue, here’s hoping we have our next title lined up. They’re a great team.
With the cozy mystery pilot done (for now), I move on to my next pilot, a comedic sci-fi procedural. I was told there’s an appetite for these. Hopefully that will still be the case when this strike is over.
Today’s Yes/No…
Matcha & Crushed Almond Milk Tea Latte? Yes/No
Starbucks Japan’s Matcha & Crushed Almond Milk Tea Latte tastes better as a float https://t.co/qOmScYliwy via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
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June 15, 2023
June 15, 2023: Updates and such!
Got some great feedback on my cozy mystery pilot (Thanks, Rebecca!) and made some tweaks. Feeling pretty good about this one. If nothing else, most who have read it to provide notes said it was a quick and enjoyable read, so here’s hoping the various execs and prospective decision-makers will be equally entertained (or, at the very least, not frustrated) by the experience.
Tomorrow, we have a zoom chat with The Bulgarians about the budget for that high-concept, low-budget horror movie. I believe that, at this point, they just want to get on a call to discuss, clarify a few points regarding the schedule, and tick all the boxes before turning around that preliminary numbers. I have a conservative estimate of what we need to hit BTL (Below the Line – not including producer, writer, director and cast fees, marketing and publicity, and music licensing) and if we get there – or preferably, well under – then things can move pretty quickly towards completion of the business plan and, eventually, a decision by the investors. If the budget comes in high, then I’m declaring it an early wrap on this one.
With the cozy mystery set aside (for the time being), I’m shifting focus to a new pilot – an SF procedural with echoes of X-Files, Fringe, and Men in Black. I’ll probably spend the better part of next week hammering out an outline after which it’s on to the first draft and smoooooooth sailing!
Had my weekly zoom session with my good friend and fellow writer-producer Alexander M. Ruemelin who has a BIG amazon series dropping this fall. We’re spinning a couple of ideas for a possible collab and I’m really liking what we’ve come up with so far. Now all that remains to be done is flesh out the premise, write an outline, write a draft of the pilot, pitch it, and sell it. Who said this business was difficult?
Over on twitter, I’m about 220 ships deep into my ongoing Test Your Spaceship IQ thread. Are you up to date?
Test your Spaceship IQ! (Part 55)
Identify the following ships… #Spaceships https://t.co/Fk6xFnw9vh pic.twitter.com/DzLecz71sW
— Joseph Mallozzi
Today’s Yes/No…
Lemon & Cheese Pies? Yes/No
Lemon & Cheese pies from McDonald’s bring some sunshine to the rainy season【Taste test】 https://t.co/c3hnCL9snO via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
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