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October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022!
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
9. Blah Blah Blah – #ITZY #있지
There's always something to like from these ladies. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/TLvJt52DLT
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
7. Rose – #mimiirose #미미로즈
A promising debut. I can't stop whistling along to this one. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/ZauxOEKCdu
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
5. Let It Shine – #CNBlue #씨엔블루
I don't really follow this group, but this song has made me take notice. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/v7RGOkcAgh
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
3. Animal Farm – #Bibi #비비
The song is Top 3 but the video lands squarely at #1. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/pUb0dc3I0G
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
1. Faster – #NCT127 Raps written by @Balance510
Love this song's progression. Should've been the title track! #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/vANVR9q0DJ
— Joseph Mallozzi
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October 6, 2022
October 6, 2022: A break from horror and yokai!
This weekend I am Montreal-bound to celebrate Thanksgiving with mom and sis! Fly out Saturday morning and back home Tuesday afternoon. What awaits me in La Belle Province? Besides Smoke Meat Pete and Chocolats Favoris.
Just ordered this for my birthday….
And now I want this…
Today’s Yes/No…
Candy Corn? Yes/No
In defense of candy corn, October's most polarizing topic https://t.co/BtKmEKZYLL
— Joseph Mallozzi
From the Stargate vault – “The Nox”
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October 5, 2022
October 5, 2022: Amazing Covers!
Siren’s Gate #1 – cover art by Shannon Maer
Unbreakable Red Sonja #1 – cover art by Lucio Parrillo
Unbreakable Red Sonja #1 – cover art by Celina
Edge of Spider-Verse #5 – cover art by Kris Anka
Miracleman #0 – cover art by Terry Dodson
Aquaman: Andromeda #3 – cover art by Christian Ward
Black Adam: The Justice Society Files – Doctor Fate #1 – cover art by Kaare Andrews
Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths #5 – cover art by Mateus Manhanini
Gotham City: Year One #1 – cover art by Ryan Sook
Wonder Girl: Homecoming – cover art by Joelle Jones
Earth Divers #1 – cover art by Rafael Albuquerque
So, which were YOUR favorites?
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October 4, 2022
October 4, 2022: Your Handy Guide to Weird Yokai!
Beware the Teke Teke, the ghost of a woman whose lower torso was severed by a train and now haunts the tracks, dragging herself around by her arms. She is shockingly quick and can even outpace speeding cars. So look out! If she catches you, she will claim your legs!
The offspring of a human and a carp, the beautiful Uondo sought to make a living as a courtesan but proved unpopular due to her lack of limbs and fishy smell. Exploiting a legend that claimed mermaid flesh would bestow immortality, she sold off expensive licks and made a fortune.
Like most household items, when your paper lantern reaches the ripe old age of 100, it will come to life. The Chochin Obake, typified by its bug eye(s) and lolling tongue, delights in startling people. They are harmless – but don’t mistake one for a disguised onryo!
You’re enjoying a cook-out after a day of fishing when you are approached by a disheveled young woman who asks you for some fish. Beware, for she is a Daki, a deadly monster who will suck your blood if you refuse. Or if you comply. So might as well perish on a full stomach.
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October 3, 2022
October 3, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues with the good, the bad, and the average!
Animal Humanos (2020)
A couple and their young daughter live in terror of the neighbor’s dog. After the child is bitter, the dog is put down – much to the dismay of its owners.
Thoughts: Clunky, cliche-ridden, and occasionally ridiculous. Ham-fistedly drives home its point.
2.5/5
Sleep Tight (2011)
Apartment concierge Cesar is a miserable person who believes he was born without the ability to be happy. His self-appointed task is to make life hell for everyone around him, a mission in which he has great success.
Thoughts: An unnerving thriller that stretches credulity to the breaking point before snapping back to its suspenseful and haunting conclusion. Recommended to me by my concierge. Not sure how I feel about that.
4/5
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The Boy Behind the Door (2020)
Bobby and his friend Kevin are kidnapped and taken to a strange house in the middle of nowhere, but Bobby manages to escape. Hearing Kevin’s screams for help, he realizes he can’t leave his friend behind.
Thoughts: Suspenseful but fairly one note, its influences are obvious but its interpretations don’t really add anything new to the conversation. One of those movies that makes you question the logic of of its characters enroute to a highly fortuitous ending.
3/5
Today’s Yes/No…
Salmon Salad Mountain? Yes/No
Mr. Sato tries out Kappa Sushi’s salmon salad mountain, a fun dish available for only one week https://t.co/2tzY6IDxja via @RocketNews24En pic.twitter.com/qgZmuZzLSK
— Joseph Mallozzi
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October 2, 2022
October 2, 2022: Suji Sunday!
No, really. She’s listening.
Enjoying physio!
Out and about with friends.
When it comes to Suji, anything has hat potential.
Already in Halloween mode…
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October 1, 2022
October 1, 2022: Your Handy Guide to Weird Yokai!
You are walking down a forest path when you encounter an elderly woman. She flings sand in your face, temporarily blinding you, then cackles and flees. Congratulations. You have just encountered a Sunakake Baba. Don’t take it personally.
According to legend, if a lonely single man wishes hard enough on an icicle, it will transform into a Tsurara Onna, a beautiful young woman who will marry him and offer blissful companionship. Until the beginning of spring when she will disappear.
Should she return the following winter and discover her former love shacked up with someone else, there’s a good chance he may be found, at a later date, stabbed through the eye with an icicle.
You’re walking down a dark, deserted street when you hear it. Beto beto beto – the tell-tale sound of wooden sandals following you. You speed up and it speeds up. Slow down and it slows down. You are being followed by a Betobeto-san, The Footsteps Yokai! What can you do?
Simple. Just step aside and acknowledge its presence, motioning it by with an “After you” or “Osakini dozo”. The Betobeto-san will then pass and continue on its way, leaving you to your lurid nocturnal activities.
If you’re partial to visiting graveyards at night, beware the Tenome, monk-like creatures with eyes in the palms of their hands. They are swift, hunt by scent, and are known to slurp the bones out of their victims’ bodies, leaving behind nothing but skin and meat. The best parts!
The Bansho no Sei is the spirit of a Japanese banana that makes its presence known by assuming the form of a human face on the broad leaf of a banana tree. Occasionally, it may also magically impregnate women who happen by.
And today’s Yes/No…
Pancake Spaghetti? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/XpCz7qoI3S
— Joseph Mallozzi
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September 30, 2022
September 30, 2022: The Suji update!
Suji was unusually cranky following her last physio appointment. Unlike many of the other canine attendees who purportedly love the water, Suji is NOT an enthusiastic underwater walker or swimmer, preferring to let the techs simply pull around as she bobs above the surface. Anyway, after picking her up – and promptly getting caught in a rainstorm on the way back home – she was unusually vocal. Then, she began to experience trouble breathing. Fortunately, we had Lulu’s old inhaler and a couple of puffs later, she was resting comfortably.
Fortunately, Suji was due for her annual check-up. We dropped her off in the morning – along with the requisite poop sample – and received a call from the vet an hour later informing us that her heart and breathing were strong, but there was definite degeneration in her overall muscle mass. Her front legs, once her strong point are now her weak point whereas her once gimpy back legs have proven surprisingly resilient. At this point, it really doesn’t make sense to have her undergo an MRI or surgery, so the best we can do is keep her comfortable, work those muscles, and hope we see some improvement.
Pictured above (massage time).
In the end, the only unusual thing about Suji’s visit to the vet was arriving home and discovering the poop sample we had dropped off with her sitting in her stroller. I can only assume they forgot rather than helping themself to a modest bit and then returning the rest to our care.
I’ve noticed I’ve developed an anxiety about checking the mail. I’ll avoid doing so, sometimes for weeks at a time, for fear of finding one of those telltale light brown envelopes, the mark of the Canadian Revenue Service with some nasty surprise and annoying trifle that will take me days to address. Sure enough, yesterday, I opened the mail to discover one such envelope – and a notice informing me that they were reviewing my 2019 travel expenses. 2019!!! So now, I have to dig up all my three year old receipts and send them “a detailed list of the transaction”, “an explanation of the reason for the travel”, “copies of invoices or receipts for the ten largest transactions”, and “”a copy of travel logs”. Hooboy. I spent most of last night and this morning going through my 2019 VISA statements and identifying all travel-related expenses. The big ones are all L.A. and San Diego business-related – pitches, meetings with executives, hotel stays, ubers everywhere – so I’m having to dig up email correspondence proving who I was meeting and when. There were a handful of fuel expenses related to driving to Etobicoke and Hamilton for the Utopia Falls production. And, finally, a smattering of uber trips to meeting with locals execs, producers, writers, and directors. It honestly feels very nickel-dimey but, from what I hear, there are a lot of people undergoing the same scrutiny. Evidently, our government is desperate for cash after crippling the economy and driving up inflation. Someone has to pay for their combined largesse and stupidity, and it sure as hell aint them!
Guess that’s what I’ll be doing this weekend. You?
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September 29, 2022
September 29, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues with three more movies!
Saloum (2021)
In 2003, a trio of mercenaries escaping a coup in Guinea-Bissau take refuge in a hidden region on the Saloum river of Senegal. But something from beyond the grave awaits them there.
Thoughts: Action and adventure, rogues and revelations, suspense and the supernatural – this movie has it all. An absolute blast.
4.5/5
Anything for Jackson (2020)
A bereaved Satanist couple kidnap a pregnant woman so they can use an ancient spellbook to put their dead grandson’s spirit into her unborn child but end up summoning more than they bargained for.
Thoughts: Although some of the horror elements feel a little random, a times a little familiar, this movie is possessed of an enjoyable quirkiness.
3.5/5
Atrocious (2010)
Two teenage siblings endure a terrifying experience while investigating a rural legend near their family’s vacation home.
Thoughts: Hampered by typical found footage genre logic. The ponderous lead-up can’t save the inventive ending. This one felt twice as long as its modest 75 minute run time.
3/5
Today’s Yes/No…
Tokyo Island Lemon KitKats? Yes/No
Japanese KitKats get a new regional flavour, straight from a Tokyo island https://t.co/OthaXPwKxU via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
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September 28, 2022
September 28, 2022: Amazing Covers!
A few that caught my eye this week…
Batman: Fortress #5 – cover art by Kamome Shirahama
DC Vs. Vampires #1 – cover art by Nathan Szerdy
Harley Quinn #22 – cover art by Natali Sanders
Task Force Z #12 – cover art by Eber Ferreira, Eddy Barrows
The Human Target #7 – cover art by Greg Smallwood
The Human Target #7 – cover art by Stanley Artgerm Lau
Afterschool #3 – cover art by Veronica Fish
Spawn: The Scorched #10 – cover art by Bjorn Barends
Manboat & Bunnyman: Green Eggs & Blam #3 – cover art by Keith Garvey
So, which were YOUR favorites?
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