Eve Langlais's Blog, page 154
December 3, 2013
Two’s A Couple, Three’s The Law, another sneak peek
“Oh my god.” Brenda’s squeal just about deafened me.
“Good morning to you too.”
“I can’t believe you took Mr. Hottie home.”
“That makes two of us,” I mumbled as I made my way to the kitchen in search of some caffeine. Forget sleep. Brenda would demand details.
“So how was it?”
“Isn’t the better question, why did I do it? I hate the guy.”
“Love. Hate. Who cares how you feel about him? DA Vanderson is HOT!”
She didn’t know the half of it. In a suit, he was delicious. Naked … Gawd, I couldn’t believe my body still had the ability to get aroused after last night’s debauchery.
“Sorry I didn’t warn you I was leaving with him. Events kind of moved suddenly.”
“Not too suddenly I hope. Nothing worse than a man who comes before the main event, if you know what I mean.”
Subtlety wasn’t her strong suit. “I do know.”
“And?”
“And what?”
“How was he?” She practically yelled the question in her eagerness to know every single
detail of my sex life.
Ha. How funny to think I kind of had one. Usually it was the other way around. “How was he?” I paused before I gave her a tidbit I knew she’d enjoy. “Hot and hung.”
“Hung as in a horse or a mule?”
I’d never understood the difference, or the comparison. I mean, comparing a man’s junk to an animal? Who the hell came up with that? Despite the inanity of the query, I replied, “Elephant.”
As Brenda waxed on eloquently—using language her mother would have washed her mouth out with soap for—about the equipment she never saw but envied me test driving, I brewed myself some instant coffee, lamenting the fact that I couldn’t yet afford one of those awesome Keurig machines. Fabulous instant coffee makers were for the lawyers not working as a government drone. Not me in other words. With my paycheck, I got stuck with hot water poured over some coffee crystals.
As I sipped the bitter concoction, which I preferred black, I couldn’t help thinking of Anthony. Did he also drink coffee? Actually, a man like him probably enjoyed something fancier. I bet he had an espresso machine in his mansion. With a butler to serve it.
I hated him with a passion.
I wished he were here asking me to shower with him again.
I wondered if I needed a lobotomy.
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December 1, 2013
Sneak Peak from Two’s A Couple, Three’s The Law
I totally felt like the rope in a tug of war. Yanked in two directions. Everyone wanting to win. Everyone wanting to a piece of me. No one caring if they stressed me and stretched me to my breaking point.
Screw that. If they wanted to play games, then they could play them with each other. I had a brunch to make and a gurgling belly to satisfy. Bedroom door slammed shut, music cranked so I didn’t have to listen if they went at each other again, I dressed quickly. Armed with clothing and still annoyed, I didn’t return to the living room. I didn’t want to face or talk to either of them.
Grabbing my purse, which held my keys, I exited via my window onto the fire escape. I know, I know. Cowardly. I should face my problems and deal with them. Blah, blah, blah.
Maybe later when I felt more like myself. Currently, my tummy rumbled with hunger. My pussy griped it was still horny. And emotionally? I was totally annoyed.
I needed a mimosa, stat!
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Two’s A Couple
Three’s The Law
RELEASING ONLINE
DECEMBER 3rd, 2013
Genre:Paranormal Erotic Romance (MFM)
Can one woman handle two dominant men intent on staking their claim?
Warning: This story contains adult subject matter and language that is probably not suitable for anyone.
Two’s a couple, three’s a ménage, not to mention the law. Welcome to an alternate world where the government gives tax breaks to women who choose to take on two or more men—and werewolves live amongst us.
Despite the laws encouraging polygamy, Chloe isn’t interested in a relationship with one man, let alone two. But all that changes when a werewolf client decides he wants her for more than just legal aid. He’s not alone though. Her nemesis in the courtroom, district attorney Anthony Vanderson, is also intent on seduction.
Caught between two men—naked and panting—she succumbs to passion, gets embroiled in a mystery and learns werewolves aren’t the only creatures living amongst humans.
Preorder Available:
November 29, 2013
Spotlighting an Indie – Anna Zaire
A dark and edgy romance that will appeal to fans of erotic and turbulent relationships . . .
In the near future, the Krinar rule the Earth. An advanced race from another galaxy, they are still a mystery to us – and we are completely at their mercy.
Shy and innocent, Mia Stalis is a college student in New York City who has led a very normal life. Like most people, she’s never had any interactions with the invaders – until one fateful day in the park changes everything. Having caught Korum’s eye, she must now contend with a powerful, dangerously seductive Krinar who wants to possess her and will stop at nothing to make her his own.
How far would you go to regain your freedom? How much would you sacrifice to help your people? What choice will you make when you begin to fall for your enemy?
November 27, 2013
Only 6 days until a hot new MFM paranormal releases…
Two’s A Couple, Three’s The Law is a humorous, romp into the world of werewolves, and threesomes, where the government encourages women to take on more than one man. It was insanely fun to write, and I hope it makes you smile, and yes even giggle, as you read.
Here’s a snippet (warning: extreme language ahead!)
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Whatever happened to no-strings sex? Why couldn’t I just enjoy a hot and sweaty, wall-banging fuck? The kind where I could say thank you as I tucked my skirt down and went back for another drink with my bestie.
For some reason, a certain werewolf I’d just met came to mind. I’ll bet he could pin me like a bug to a wall and pound me until I found religion and screamed, Oh my god.
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RELEASING DEC 3rd, 2013Preorder Available:
Can one woman handle two dominant men intent on staking their claim?
Warning: This story contains adult subject matter and language that is probably not suitable for anyone. Paranormal Erotic Ménage Romance (MFM)
Two’s a couple, three’s a ménage, not to mention the law. Welcome to an alternate world where the government gives tax breaks to women who choose to take on two or more men—and werewolves live amongst us.Despite the laws encouraging polygamy, Chloe isn’t interested in a relationship with one man, let alone two. But all that changes when a werewolf client decides he wants her for more than just legal aid. He’s not alone though. Her nemesis in the courtroom, district attorney Anthony Vanderson, is also intent on seduction.
Caught between two men—naked and panting—she succumbs to passion, gets embroiled in a mystery and learns werewolves aren’t the only creatures living amongst humans.
November 24, 2013
The Awesome Shyla Colt!
After losing his high school sweetheart, sitcom star Jett Walker struggles with deep depression. Exhausted from feigning happiness for convention goers, he escapes to a dive bar. An unexpected encounter leads him to his salvation in the form of Kansas Collins. A curvaceous beauty with lips that beg to be kissed and a body made for loving. Smitten, he allows the assumption that he’s a larper to stand.
Scarred by the tug-of-war her dysfunctional parents place her in, relationships are a four-letter word to Kansas. Then a charming southern man sweeps her off her feet, and he delivers sex that transcends a simple exchange of pleasure. Her mind screams soul mate, but when his lies surface their fairy tale goes south. Uncertain of what’s real or a ruse, Kansas is torn.
Can Jett convince her it’s a once in a lifetime love?
November 20, 2013
Cover Reveal for a new MFM
Two’s A Couple
Three’s The Law
RELEASING ONLINE
DECEMBER 3rd, 2013
Genre:Paranormal Erotic Romance (MFM)
Can one woman handle two dominant men intent on staking their claim?
Warning: This story contains adult subject matter and language that is probably not suitable for anyone.
Two’s a couple, three’s a ménage, not to mention the law. Welcome to an alternate world where the government gives tax breaks to women who choose to take on two or more men—and werewolves live amongst us.
Despite the laws encouraging polygamy, Chloe isn’t interested in a relationship with one man, let alone two. But all that changes when a werewolf client decides he wants her for more than just legal aid. He’s not alone though. Her nemesis in the courtroom, district attorney Anthony Vanderson, is also intent on seduction.
Caught between two men—naked and panting—she succumbs to passion, gets embroiled in a mystery and learns werewolves aren’t the only creatures living amongst humans.
November 18, 2013
Ottawa Needs A Romance Convention
…And now that I’ve said that out loud, I want to see who else agrees. If you’re interested in attending an Ottawa, Ontario area romance convention either as a reader, author, publisher or blogger, then please sign up on the following email form. If I see enough demand, then I’ll start planning this seriously. If I did get the ball rolling on this sucker, I’d be looking at April of 2015 and making it a Friday/Saturday event with panels/workshops, fun reader events with authors, a book signing, and a dance with awards to recognize Canadian Romance Authors (because we are AWESOME!)
To Sign Up For Updates and Show Interest, Click Here
To see my vision and to find out more, then check out the website I set up at: http://orc.evelanglais.com/
PS. Tell your friends to sign up as well, lol. Let’s see if we can’t make Spring 2015 a hot one 
November 14, 2013
A wolf with a dirty mouth is a beautiful thing…
“Come on, don’t be shy. You’ve already seen my impressive man bits, the least you can do is tell me your name.”
“Impressive according to who?”
He took in a big breath, ready to get indignant when he caught the slight curl of her lip. The minx. She goaded him. Ha. He was more than a match for her teasing. “Huff and puff on it and I’ll show you.” He couldn’t help tossing her a wink and a wide grin.
How awesome the way she managed to redden brighter than her sweater. “I can’t believe you said that.”
“I can’t believe you blushed. Didn’t that kind of modesty go out with ankle-length skirts?”
“Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap.”
“My mother tried that.”
“And?”
“She didn’t find the bubble I blew out my nose very entertaining.”
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November 9, 2013
Indie Romance Convention 2014
It’s official, I had too much fun at the 2013 convention and apparently so did my readers because they’ve convinced me to leave my comfortable writing cave in Canada to travel to Tennessee for the 2014 Indie Romance Convention. So…start making plans readers to come out and see me. I’m really looking forward to meeting you and giving you some wicked swag. Book your spot today and plan to go home laden with stuff and cheeks that hurt from smiling.
November 4, 2013
Never trust the big, bad wolf…
“My mama told me about wolves.”
“May I ask what she said?”
“The only good wolf was a dead one.”
Hmm, seemed like he might have his work cut out for him trying to convince her otherwise. “And what do you think?”
“Actually, I was just wondering if what Grandma said was true.”
“Which was?”
“That wolf pelts make warm winter coats.”
“I’d have said we make better rugs.”
“Really? Why?” More of her face came into view as she asked, her pert nose sprinkled with freckles, her pink lips pursed.
Tasty looking. “There’s nothing better than lying atop a wolf in front of a roaring fire. Your fingers gripping my pelt as your sweating body rides me to a howling, fun conclusion.”
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