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July 2, 2016
Aramus
“He’d reboot himself the first chance he got and cleanse himself of the defective feelings that threatened. I will not let my weaker, human side win. I am cyborg. Logic is all that matters.”
“It has come to my belated attention, due to a loop that I only recently managed to break, that, although you are undoubtedly human, and fragile, I am still fond of you. I’ve tried to fight it. I’ve asked the doctor if I can be cured or operated on, but it seems there is no cure, lobotomy, or programming solution to my dilemma but one. I need to keep you.”
― Eve Langlais, Aramus
Wiping out humanity is his number one objective—until he meets her.
Aramus has no patience or sympathy for the excuses humanity uses to hunt cyborgs down and eradicate them. He’s put up with too much at their hands to ever forgive and forget. But all that changes when he rescues a fragile human doctor who refuses to see him as a machine. She teaches him that perhaps not all emotions are a weakness and that love can make even a cynical cyborg like him stronger.
And for those who’d mock his change of view or threaten his female? Go ahead. His iron knuckles could use some exercise.
The Cyborgs: More Than Machines books can be read as stand alone stories, however, for total reader enjoyment it is recommended you read them in order.
Feel good book.. When i bought this book i am not expexting too much. Its my first time to read with this kind of plot. After the first book i knew i had to buy all the rest of the series .
Great Hero and Heroine!! Again, Eve Langlais has created characters and a world that draws you in from page one.
June 30, 2016
Hell’s Bells (Welcome to Hell #6)
Hell’s Bells
(Welcome to Hell #6)
RELEASE DAY!
Hell’s Bells are ringing The Wedding March, and Lucifer’s got just the outfit for the grand event.
“I don’t want to taste any cakes. I hate cake.” She preferred flaky pastries with whipped cream and fresh fruit.
“Hate cake? How is that possible?” he said with dramatic flair and not a hint of sarcasm. “I love cake. It’s my absolute favorite, especially when smothered in buttercream icing.” He licked his lips and rubbed his belly.
How sad his declaration made her, sad because, until the ill-fated engagement party, his favorite dessert had been pie, her pie to be exact, which he claimed tasted like cinnamon and apples.
Welcome to Hell where good intentions have paved the road in sin.
A catastrophe has befallen Hell. The great and mighty Lucifer has fallen prey to the most wicked of spells. He’s become…nice.
Just using that word makes Gaia want to gag. The demon she fell in love with is not some pushover, polite, candy-ass, nice guy. She wants her big, bad Lord of Sin back.
Can she, along with the minions of Hell, find a way to break the curse? And will they do it in time to celebrate the wedding from Hell?
June 28, 2016
Snowballs In Hell
Snowballs In Hell
(Princess of Hell #2)
“Really? Then why is it my memories from that time are locked up tighter than a virgin in an iron maiden chastity belt that’s been welded shut?” I had always had a way with words.”
― Eve Langlais, Snowballs in Hell
“And what of you?” At Auric’s foolish question, I snickered. “You’re asking the biggest manwhore if he remembered a possible one night stand, among dozens—”
“Hundreds,” my father interjected.
“—that created me? Seriously?”
“I didn’t know who Muri’s mother was, but she was mine.”
― Eve Langlais, Snowballs in Hell
When Hell freezes over it’s up to Muriel, Hell’s most awesome princess, to set things right.
Hi, I’m Muriel, misbegotten daughter of Satan, and once again, my life is in turmoil. An enemy left a curse on my mind, one that makes me afraid. Completely unacceptable, but in order to charge my magical batteries and remove it, I have to do something awful–betray my beloved.
As if having to participate in a threesome isn’t traumatizing enough, Hell has frozen over, and although Hades looks pretty in a blanket of white, the repercussions are severe.
Time to grab my sword and feed it some fresh demonic blood. The fate of not just Hel, but the world depends on me. Can I do what it takes to save the world?
Another hilariously funny and sexy read by Eve Langlais. Muriel is now out as the daughter of Lucifer. People are trying to assassinate her.
Another Awesome Book! Eve Langlais has done it again. Book 2 in Princess of
Hell series is amazing! Fear, doubt, Love, among
many other emotions!
June 25, 2016
A Demon & His Witch
A Demon & His Witch
(Welcome to Hell #1).
“-Are you always this crass?”
-“What can I say?” he replied spreading his hands wide with a beaming smile. “You bring out the best in me. Although, I’d prefer to sink my best into you,” he winked.”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and His Witch
“-“I am really starting to dislike you.”
-“You know what they say: dislike is akin to lust.”
-“That’s not the expression.”
-“It is in my world. You wouldn’t be the first one to tell me you hate me only to rip my clothes off and ride me like a wild cowgirl.”
Burning alive is nothing compared to the heat of his touch.
Welcome to Hell where you’re screwed if you do and damned if don’t. And just so you know, Lucifer has a special spot reserved for you…
There are better ways to break up with a girl than having her roasted at the stake as a witch. Is it any wonder Ysabel has trust issues? She got her revenge, though, and it only cost her a slightly tarnished soul.
Working for Lucifer isn’t all bad, until her ex-boyfriend escapes the bowels of Hell and she’s forced to team up with a womanizing demon to fetch the jerk back.
As a minion in Lucifer’s legion, Remy’s seen a lot of things, but nothing can prepare him for the witch with the acerbic tongue – and voluptuous figure. The more she pushes him away, the more determined he becomes to seduce her. However, what’s a poor demon to do when he accidentally falls in love and wants to keep her forever?
Warning: This story contains a sexy demon with corny pickup lines and a sassy witch who works for Satan. There is coarse language, hot scenes, a twisted version of Hell and a whole lot of giggles. If you possess an open mind, a good sense of humor and a tainted soul, then read at your own peril
Remy, you bad, bad demon What I’ve come to expect from Eve Langlais romances: funny, quirky characters; quick and quippy dialogue; a sexy, hot connection between h/H; usually a curvy, always spunky heroine; and a sometimes lovably caddish, always possessive and hunky hero. And we have all of that here in this romance.
great series This book was sexy, funny and I loved it! Lines like: same to please, same to scream, same to drive him nuts.
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June 23, 2016
Freakn’ Cougar
Freakn’ Cougar
(Freakn’ Shifters #6)
“Time to embrace the gift of a second chance fate had given her. Time to love again.”
“Could he handle it? Handle seeing another man touch and kiss the woman he claimed as his own?”
― Eve Langlais, Freakn’ Cougar
This cougar is going to teach these wolves some tricks.
Someone’s killing shifters in prison, and Patricia needs help catching the culprit. The cougar enlists the help of Stu and Ricky, a techno geek and a reformed criminal, a mismatched pair, who turn out to also be her mates. But Patricia’s already loved and lost one man. Does she dare allow herself to care again?
Older isn’t just wiser, it’s sexier, or at least that’s what a socially challenged wolf and a bad boy panther think. Forced to work together to catch a killer, Stu and Ricky soon find out they’ll have to learn to do more than tolerate each other when they realize a hot forty-something feline is their mate. Can they find a way to work together and make their cougar purr?
About freakin’ time some one writes an older heroine! One thing you can count on is Eve delivering a great ménage story.
Another excellent story by Eve Langlais. This Freakin’ story was a little different from the others in that it involved a Cougar–the older woman type and Ms. Langlais did an superb job of creating
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June 21, 2016
A Ghostly Menage
“Just get your clothes back on, and leave the way you came.” Or he’d gladly heave her ass out, preferably from the nearest window. Then he’d burn his sheets.”
― Eve Langlais, A Ghostly Ménage
A haunted house. Ghostly touches. A romance to make you shiver–in a good way.
Forget ghosts who rattle chains, try living with ones that like to grope.
Desperate for change, Jenna buys a repossessed home on a whim. The townsfolk claim it’s haunted, but Jenna’s pretty sure all it needs is some TLC to stop the drafts. It doesn’t take long before she realizes there’s more going on than the vagaries of an old house. Something, or someone, is playing poltergeist with her house, and whatever it is keeps stroking her with ghostly fingers and haunting her dreams.
Derrick and Mark learned the hard way not to piss off a witch. But in their defense, as cocky werewolves, they weren’t used to anything actually defying them. Unable to ask for help, they’re forced to haunt their own home, which turns out to be less boring than expected when their fated mate suddenly becomes the new owner. Disembodied or not, they end up taking haunting to a whole new erotic level.
Finding your Mate at the worst time possible Derrick and brother Mark have finally found their Mate. Problem is they’re ghosts and she isn’t.
June 18, 2016
When An Omega Snaps
When An Omega Snaps
A Lion’s Pride #3
“No buts. Although I will say yours looks awfully delicious in those pants. But it will look even better when it’s naked and wearing my teeth marks.”
The threat didn’t even make him blink. “While I cannot condone the murder and sale of a pride member, I can appreciate your sentiment, sir. But no fears. It is not my intention to make her cry.” Scream, yes, but that would be in pleasure and wasn’t something he felt a need to divulge.
Losing control is unheard of until he meets HER.
Leo is the calm guy. The nice guy. The one nobody screws with. So could someone explain that to Meena so she stops driving him insane—with desire.
When Meena literally throws herself at Leo and declares he’s her mate, his first reaction is to deny—and run far, far away. This lion/tiger mix doesn’t do drama and chaos. Problem is, once he sets eyes on her, he can’t help but want the vivacious blonde with plus-sized curves, perfect for a big man like himself.
He wants her even if it breaks all his rules when it comes to women.
Wants her even if she destroys his serenity.
Wants her more than a perfectly grilled piece of steak with a dash of garlic, pepper, and salt.
Thing is, someone else wants her too.
This poor omega is about to have his world turned upside down, which means everyone better watch out because when Leo experiences love, jealousy, and frustration for the first time, he doesn’t just snap—he roars!
I’m doing the fangirl squee here You know, I say it in every review and every time I refer someone new to her books, and it’s always true: you can’t go wrong with an Eve Langlais book.
Humor off the charts! I loved the first two and actually had some doubts about Mr. Serious himself, Leo. Ms. Langlais really showed who he was in this book
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June 16, 2016
Accidental Abduction
Accidental Abduction
(Alien Abduction #1)
It didn’t take her long to clue in, and then she unleashed a litany of curses that would have made most seamen blush.
She should have probably left off the gruesome details about how she‟d emasculate him. But still, what other reaction did he expect given his action?
“Holy shit. You‟re like Han Solo on crack,” croaked the human. And with those strange words, the Earthling he‟d accidentally abducted, slumped forward again. Its eyes rolled back in its head and its forehead smacked into the grated flooring.
A scowl crossed his face at her reasoning, and to his amazement she laughed, a rich throaty sound that made her lips curve enticingly and her eyes dance.
He’s big, bad and purple. He’s also super hot.
He didn’t mean to abduct the human female, but now that he has her, should he kill her or take her as his mate?
A boyfriend’s attempted murder leaves Megan floundering in the ocean. Sinking without hope, the bright light she sees in the night sky isn’t her doorway to heaven, but rather the beginning of her accidental abduction by a space pirate. While thankful of his rescue, Megan stays true to form and just can’t keep her mouth shut, even when he keeps threatening to kill her–or auction her off to the highest bidder. Even odder, despite her decision to not get involved with her wickedly hot captor, she can’t help craving his touch.
Tren retired from his job as a mercenary so he could enjoy life, but he never counted on the boredom of normalcy. The acquisition of rare items has somewhat filled the void, but his accidental abduction of an outspoken earthling turns his life upside down. Her fiery spirit draws him while at the same time drives him insane. Struggling with his urges, he must decide– throttle her barbarian neck or take her as his mate?His feelings become crystal clear when an enemy thinks to steal her, and he realizes he’ll do anythingto get her back.
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Action packed awesomeness When Megan finds herself adrift in sea, pushed in by her boyfriend, or ex now, she’s just about to give up.
Funny and Totaly Worth It! This one’s worth it! I bought this story because it’s fairly short, and didn’t cost much, but I honestly did not expect it to be that good. Boy, I was wrong! I loved it, and had to give it five stars!
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June 14, 2016
Python’s Embrace
Python’s Embrace
Bitten Point #3
“So if you’re not an angel out to save me, then what are you?” “The snake in the garden, I’m beginning to think.”
― Eve Langlais, Python’s Embrace
Some people might have found it odd to see a giant snake, slithering through the watery marsh, a canvas sack clutched in its teeth but, strangest of all, would have been the little dog, standing atop the head, keeping her paws dry. Mock him or his dog and he would hug you to death. – Python’s Embrace
He loves to HUG and SQUEEZE.
Constantine’s Rule: Love me, love my Chihuahua.
Welcome to Bitten Point, where a big bad snake dotes on his itty-bitty dog. Got a problem with it? Then speak to his fist.
Don’t mock Constantine’s dog. Princess might weigh only six and a half pounds, but she’s tough—so watch your ankles. Be warned, if she doesn’t like you then neither will Constantine.
Except he kinds of likes Aria, even though Princess would prefer to bury her in a hole.
Could it be because Aria has secrets? Lots of them, and they all have to do with the danger stalking Bitten Point. People are missing, and some have turned up dead. Monsters are roaming and not just the swamp at night but the streets too. At the heart of the mystery is a bite-sized woman, a woman Constantine wants to hug tightly in his coils and…keep forever?
A cold-blooded snake, Constantine can’t help but crave the warmth that is Aria, but can he keep her out of mortal danger long enough to make her his mate?
Things Are Not What They Seem!!! Aria was an eagle shifter, she was taking by the people at Bittech,
Loved that Python snake, his little bird, and his little dog too! I bought this book along with the audio so it took me a bit more time to read it. This is such a great series
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Genre: Paranormal/Shapeshifter Romance
June 11, 2016
Wickedest Witch
“Spell or not, she’s hot and I’m horny. How bad could she be?” Barry laughed, a sound he quickly tempered. “You’ve been out of touch for a while my friend. Trust me, she is just as bad as the rumors say.”
Because even evil witches deserve true love.
Evangeline is not a very nice witch, and she’s not afraid to show it. Her ruthless nature comes in handy as a problem solver until she lands a job where she’s forced to work with an uncouth shifter. He’s rude, cocky, totally unsuitable, not to mention part animal, but despite it all, she can’t help craving his touch.
Ryker is big, bad, and brash. When he’s partnered with a curvy witch, he does everything in his power to fight her allure. And fails. But he’s not too disappointed as he discovers wickedness has its uses, especially in the bedroom.Vampires, a wedding from hell, and a cackling boss named Rumpelstiltskin make this an adventure packed, humorous paranormal romance sure to make you smile.
5.0 out of 5 starsGot Romance Reviews – Wickedest Witch Evangaline can’t be classified as a `nice witch’ and she’s good with that.
“Wicked Fun” After reading several other Eve Langlais books, I have come to appreciate her (Wicked) sense of humor.
