Justin Halpern's Blog, page 3
April 5, 2010
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
April 1, 2010
"Your mom just ordered 35 copies of your book. I'm not paying for one. Fucking. Copy. Mine's free." http://shitmydadsays.com/book
"Your mom just ordered 35 copies of your book. I'm not paying for one. Fucking. Copy. Mine's free." http://shitmydadsays.com/book
March 26, 2010
"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."
"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."
March 22, 2010
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."
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