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T. Strange's Blog, page 74
October 21, 2013
It’s BDSMonday! Today’s tip: BDSM checklists are a great way to explore your (and your...
It’s BDSMonday!
Today’s tip: BDSM checklists are a great way to explore your (and your partner’s) interests, and maybe discover a few new ideas! It’s also neat to return to the checklist periodically and see what’s changed since you first completed it.
firedrakesmaug:
Bilbo is my friend (◡‿◡✿)
THORIN SAID WHAT? (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
THORIN NO (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
HOLD MY FLOWER...
Bilbo is my friend (◡‿◡✿)
THORIN SAID WHAT? (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
THORIN NO (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
HOLD MY FLOWER MY DEAR DWALIN, I GOT AN ASS TO KICK (ʘ‿ʘ)ﾉ✿
I’ll hold your flower dear brother ✿＼(｡-_-｡)
getoutoftherecat:
get out of there cat. you are not a tasty...
get out of there cat. you are not a tasty carbonated beverage. and i know it’s warm but that is not a space cooler.
- initatingplanb
October 20, 2013
Throwing up as a kid: :(
Throwing up as a kid: :(
Throwing up as an adult: I paid good money for that food!
Throwing up as an adult: I paid good money for that food!
Me: Tattoos like that sexy Mc Sexpants from...
Me: Tattoos like that sexy Mc Sexpants from...
Wife: I know exactly who you're talking about.
(And she did. It was Ardeth Bay from The Mummy. Or should I say, The Yummy! *rawr!*)
(Honestly, Imhotep is also smokin'. When he's, you know, intact. That movie scared the fuck out of me when I first saw it as a kid...now I watch it for the pretty, pretty boys)
Wife: I know exactly who you're talking about.
(And she did. It was Ardeth Bay from The Mummy. Or should I say, The Yummy! *rawr!*)
(Honestly, Imhotep is also smokin'. When he's, you know, intact. That movie scared the fuck out of me when I first saw it as a kid...now I watch it for the pretty, pretty boys)
Wife: *breaks a glass* Let's put the cats away
Wife: *breaks a glass* Let's put the cats away
Cat #1 (the gentleman): *shut in bathroom*
Me: I can't find the other cat
Cat #2 (the 'special' one): *bolts directly for broken glass*
Us: *facepalm*
Cat #1 (the gentleman): *shut in bathroom*
Me: I can't find the other cat
Cat #2 (the 'special' one): *bolts directly for broken glass*
Us: *facepalm*
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
jadekittykat:
miketooch:
oinonio:
Can we please stop...
Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?
Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
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