T. Strange's Blog, page 45
December 23, 2013
It’s BDSMonday! (wow, only one more until next year!)
Today’s question: what is the best...
It’s BDSMonday! (wow, only one more until next year!)
Today’s question: what is the best scene you’ve ever played or read about?
(I keep asking BDSMonday questions that make me think about the answer, too.)
I guess mine would be…any time I get past the first wave of percussion play, and I get in the zone where I can take a lot more and it feels like I could go forever.
Me: *editing* ...what's the word I'm looking for? Rocking? Thrusting? *makes cock-riding motion while sitting on the couch*
Wife: I like that you had to do the motion.
Me: Shut up! No I didn't!
Wife: Didn't think I'd see that, didja? ...Just don't do it in public.
(Then I realized that the word I was really looking for was good ol' 'fucking'. Also, we're both still laughing.)
December 22, 2013
Me: I think I would bake about...50% more if we had a countertop mixer.
Wife: We're getting a countertop mixer.
captain-barbossa-tumbles-apples:
fiction-fantasy-fairytale:
upa...
captain-barbossa-tumbles-apples:
# ARE YOU IMPLYING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE IMPLYING BECAUSE IF SO YES
This looks like the world’s most entertaining film ever.
I think we found Kuzco’s parents.
I WANT IT!!! I WANT THAT CROSSOVER!!! SOMEONE GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!
when things crossover in RP. They get be’er xPPP
I can read about and observe all sorts of ‘weird’ animal behaviour and relate to it a...
I can read about and observe all sorts of ‘weird’ animal behaviour and relate to it a lot better than I can to my own species.
"He’ll take any opening, no matter how small." Really? Is that how you want to phrase...
"He’ll take any opening, no matter how small." Really? Is that how you want to phrase it?
(It’s referring to Angelus. My wife adds:
Spike: Ow! My ear!)
December 21, 2013
Me Reading Biological Exuberance: *out loud* WHAT THE FUCK?! No! Oh my god. Seriously??? How are...
Me Reading Biological Exuberance: *out loud* WHAT THE FUCK?! No! Oh my god. Seriously??? How are people so stupid?!
(Personal anecdote about homosexual animals: In my life, I have seen guinea pigs, horses, dogs, chickens and rats mount one another. The only two couples who mounted ‘properly’ were the chickens, and the (both female) rats. The dogs were either humping my arm, or the female dog was on top. The male guinea pig mounted the female guinea pig backwards, and the male horse mounted the female horse sideways.
So much for the superiority and ‘naturalness’ of heterosexual mating…)
(…also, some of those scientists are really into their work [watching animals mate]. Like, reaaaally. To the point of creepiness. Counting the thrusts?
December 20, 2013
Holy. Shit.
Apparently I’ve lead a really sheltered life, because I have never before seen...
Holy. Shit.
Apparently I’ve lead a really sheltered life, because I have never before seen trans-bashing like this. No, not even on the internet. Don’t go read it. It’ll just make you mad. It’s certainly made me mad! (My favourite is the person who tries to educate a trans person about trans vocabulary:
"Actually you’ve got it backwards, Myc. You’re a transgendered woman. A transgendered man would be a man who identifies as a woman.
Transgendered woman is a woman who identifies as a man. But then, you really don’t do either, you claim either sex, or both sexes, as it suits
you in whatever given moment. Alternative sexuality is one thing, but
indecisive fence-sitters who change their position on their own
sexuality so often that they cart around a half a dozen fake names to go
with all those screwed up personalities, is a whole nother animal. Myc
today, Kay tomorrow, Liz the next day and so on and so on. Aren’t you a
little old to still be “finding out who I am”?”)
I feel unclean and I already had a bath today. It’s probably about time to retreat back to my book. About gay animals.
What the serious fuck. I have to go…bash my head against a wall. Or kill something with an axe.
(Incidentally: it makes total sense that Gimli would know about nervous systems. He is Oin’s nephew, after all!)
