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July 29, 2013

My wife was cleaning out our study/storage room today, and she found a fake lipstick of mine (it was...

My wife was cleaning out our study/storage room today, and she found a fake lipstick of mine (it was originally a thing disguised as lipstick with information about abuse, so women could have the information about abuse without their abuser knowing. My mom had an abuse-related job, so she gave me one to play with. I didn’t have many friends, so I would write secret notes to myself). Inside was a note that I had written when I was nine or so, and it said, “Do not despair". I was pretty stunned. 



She also found the photo booth pictures of me and my ex-boyfriend who committed suicide, soooo…I think if I wasn’t so tired and crazy from my work I would be crying. But I just can’t right now. 



She did an amazing job in the room, and she put stuff up in the bathroom, and it looks fantastic. Lots of emotion right now…

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Published on July 29, 2013 22:07

I have hammer toes, and I worked 13 hours today. After a few hours, the friction of my toes on the...

I have hammer toes, and I worked 13 hours today. After a few hours, the friction of my toes on the steel toes of my boots was like a cheese grater. On my way home, I <i>could not</i> keep my boots on one moment longer. So I pulled a hobbit: I used the carabiner on my wrench to clip them to my bag, and I walked the rest of the way home without shoes. Now my feet are soaking in a foot bath. Ahhh…



Also, the river was perfectly still, and there was a perfect reflection of the bridge, and the sky was almost turquoise. Absolutely gorgeous. 

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Published on July 29, 2013 22:01

animalkingd0m:

Reindeer of Svalbard by Arjan van...



animalkingd0m:



Reindeer of Svalbard by Arjan van Iwaarden



…am I the only person who, after reading His Dark Materials, totally lost their shit after finding out that Svalbard is a real place?

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Published on July 29, 2013 20:20

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID...

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MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE


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APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION


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Published on July 29, 2013 17:40

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thats-not-a-toilet:

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jinoral-knowledge:



thats-not-a-toilet:



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GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WAHT YOU JUST DID U LIL SHIT STARTING OUT WITH SOMETHING REALLY ADORABLE THEN ENDING IT WITH THAT JUST 


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OH GOD THE FEELS ARE BACK. THEY. ARE BACK.


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Published on July 29, 2013 15:03

July 28, 2013

aspiringdoctors:

The Professor that I am doing these fossil...



aspiringdoctors:



The Professor that I am doing these fossil drawings for flat out rejected my proposal to add Trogdor-esque arms to these drawings. Rainbows were also shot down.


To compensate for this tragic missed artistic opportunity, he gave me some Cheetos.


Everyone is happy now.


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Published on July 28, 2013 20:20

eleqance:


This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of...



eleqance:




This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.”



IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER THEN GET OUT


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Published on July 28, 2013 17:40

centuriespast:

Jan Muller
Dutch, 1571-1628
Sine Cerere Et...



centuriespast:



Jan Muller


Dutch, 1571-1628


Sine Cerere Et Baccho Friget Venus, n.d.


Engraving


Ackland Art Museum, The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill


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Published on July 28, 2013 15:03

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Published on July 28, 2013 12:21

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What do you get when you mix a insomniac, a...

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What do you get when you mix a insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?



Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog



are you serious right now 


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Published on July 28, 2013 09:40