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Miss Jess Harley’s Thai GL Dispatch - Issue No. 1 – Englot, LingOrm & the latest ships to steal our hearts
A Most Necessary Prologue
Dearest Reader,
Before we proceed, a clarification most vital: this Dispatch is naught but a gleeful, fanciful flight through the world of Thai GL ships, brimming with affectionate chaos and tongue-in-cheek scandal. Whilst the names of radiant ships — such as EmiBonnie, Englot, FreenBecky, LingOrm, NamtanFilm, MilkLove, LMSY and EnjoyJune — are lovingly employed, all rumours, sighs, and theories herein are fictional and conjured for amusement alone.
This paper holds no claim to truth. Instead, it offers an exuberant tribute to the drama, devotion, and delulu that Thai GL fandoms know all too well.
— Yours (digitally and dramatically),
Miss Jess Harley
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My Dearest Fan Girls,
The world of Thai GL has once again spun itself into a scandalous spiral of sapphic chaos — and I, your humble and hopelessly delusional correspondent, have taken up the quill to report every forehead graze, accidental love declaration, stage hug, and viral glance with the urgency it so richly deserves.
Across the kingdoms of EmiBonnie, Englot, FreenBecky, LingOrm, and more, our beloved GL ships are thriving, teasing… and occasionally toppling. TikTok editors are breathless. Timeline wars have resumed. The sapphics are unwell — and it is delicious.
Steady your hearts. Prepare your clips. And do hydrate.
________________________________________
💥 EmiBonnie: When Flirting Becomes Foreplay
Scandal struck the fan meet this week when our ever-bold Emi casually declared, “Kiss Bonnie’s cheek.” And just like that, the fandom fainted in unison. Scented salts were passed around, car horns honked, and TikTok was ablaze within the hour. But Emi, clearly a woman of no mercy, went on to confess that her timeline is overrun with Bonnie in a pink dress. Can we blame her? Certainly not.
Not one to be outdone, Bonnie struck back — with a back hug. Yes, dear readers, a full body-pressed, head-on-shoulder, sigh-worthy back hug. TikTok editors haven’t slept since.
Official fan pages on X are ablaze with commentary, with one prevailing theme: “Emi simply adores her.” A sentiment shared by us all, surely.
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💥 LMSY: Reactions, Romance… and Respiratory Risk
Episode 2 of Harmony Secret landed this week, and suffice to say — the girls did not disappoint. Fangirl edits flooded the feeds in record time. Viewer warnings now apply: do not open near your mother, ex, or where any sense of composure is needed. Hydration required. Swooning inevitable.
But the real chaos? Came from the reaction video. Yes, dear readers, the stars watching themselves onscreen, unaware they were about to unleash sapphic bedlam.
Within minutes, Lookmhee had Sonia locked in a cuddle so intense it could qualify as a chokehold. Limbs tangled, heads nestled, and at one point we lost visual confirmation that Sonia was still breathing. Oxygen tanks were summoned. CPR-trained fan club members placed on standby.
To the untrained eye, one might think Lookmhee was attempting to suffocate Sonia. And yet… Sonia didn’t exactly seem distressed. In fact, she appeared rather pleased with her fate.
So, the question remains: Does Sonia like her personal space? Perhaps. But it’s quite clear that Lookmhee likes it more.
May the next episode deliver answers — or at the very least, proper airflow.
________________________________________
💥 Englot: Uniforms and Forehead Kisses
Charlotte’s fangirl moment was public and glorious after glimpsing Freen in uniform — and, to our utter shock, the entire fandom agreed for once.
Rumour has it that suspicious amounts of military-esque uniforms have arrived on Engfa’s current set. Coincidence? Likely — but why ruin the fun?
And the real chaos? A forehead kiss. Yes, a forehead kiss that sent timelines into cardiac arrest. Delulu pills were distributed en masse. My own TL refuses to show me anything else. (Not that I mind.)
________________________________________
💥 EnjoyJune: Cheeky Business
Their first fanmeet arrived — with teary eyes, heart flutters, and an unusual volume of cheek kisses. Fan scientists are now studying June’s apparent obsession with Enjoy’s cheeks. Is she hungry? Are they candy? Updates to follow.
Until then, may this ship sail smoothly — and quickly — into the sunset.
________________________________________
💥 LingOrm: Trampolines and Tension
Only You Episode 3 dropped, and if you weren’t already on the edge, Orm's declaration in the BTS— “She’s my wife” — likely pushed you over.
The teaser for Episode 4 dropped. And Ling’s fight scene left fans parched. But questions remain. Why did Tawan vanish? When’s the kiss? Why is Orm using Ling as a trampoline in the BTS? Questions abound, sanity dwindles.
And in sausage dog news (yes, that’s a real headline), Orm once again attempted to charm Ling into canine parenthood. The answer? A firm, “No.” OrmLingers are in hiding. LingOrm shippers are celebrating smugly. The battle continues.
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💥 NamtanFilm: The Fall of a Mighty Top
Oh, how the tables have turned.
Once our rock-solid, unshakable Top, Namtan now appears to be in a full-blown spiral of sapphic surrender. It all began at Film’s birthday bash, where Namtan was spotted — nay, kneeling — before Film’s parents. Observers are still debating whether this was a polite gesture or an impromptu proposal. Either way, the fandom hasn't recovered.
The plot thickened when Film referred to Namtan’s mother as “Mum,” sending theorists into overdrive and delulu pills flying off the shelves. And as for that almost-kiss at BBFanFest? Followed by Namtan bolting from cuddles like a flustered schoolgirl? My dear readers, our Top is trembling.
Some are calling it love. Others, a full-scale identity crisis. With the two now separated by schedule but not by sentiment, they’ve taken to exchanging sweet, cryptic song dedications online — the digital equivalent of love letters.
Fandom verdict? Namtan is down bad. The mighty Top has fallen. And we, the ever-loyal spectators, wouldn’t miss a second of it.
________________________________________
💥 FreenBecky: The Founders Return
Our first loves have returned in full force. Freen, basking in compliments from none other than Charlotte herself (a crown recognizing a crown), is back in the spotlight.
Their latest vlog? Pure sugar. Cuddles, close-ups, and content so sweet it gave half the fandom cavities. With two new GL series coming (The Four Elements and Cranium), we suggest preparing early — hydration, defibrillators, and possibly therapy.
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⚠️ Formal Disclaimer
This Dispatch is intended for entertainment purposes only and is a work of satire and fandom commentary. All events described are fictionalized, exaggerated, and inspired by public appearances, shows, and online fandom activity related to Thai GL ships and actresses. This publication does not claim to represent the personal lives or intentions of any individuals mentioned.
With affection, admiration, and a heavy dose of delulu,
— Miss Jess Harley 🪶
About the author: Jess Harley is a sapphic author - for more check out her sapphic novels available on Amazon and Kindle.
Dearest Reader,
Before we proceed, a clarification most vital: this Dispatch is naught but a gleeful, fanciful flight through the world of Thai GL ships, brimming with affectionate chaos and tongue-in-cheek scandal. Whilst the names of radiant ships — such as EmiBonnie, Englot, FreenBecky, LingOrm, NamtanFilm, MilkLove, LMSY and EnjoyJune — are lovingly employed, all rumours, sighs, and theories herein are fictional and conjured for amusement alone.
This paper holds no claim to truth. Instead, it offers an exuberant tribute to the drama, devotion, and delulu that Thai GL fandoms know all too well.
— Yours (digitally and dramatically),
Miss Jess Harley
________________________________________
My Dearest Fan Girls,
The world of Thai GL has once again spun itself into a scandalous spiral of sapphic chaos — and I, your humble and hopelessly delusional correspondent, have taken up the quill to report every forehead graze, accidental love declaration, stage hug, and viral glance with the urgency it so richly deserves.
Across the kingdoms of EmiBonnie, Englot, FreenBecky, LingOrm, and more, our beloved GL ships are thriving, teasing… and occasionally toppling. TikTok editors are breathless. Timeline wars have resumed. The sapphics are unwell — and it is delicious.
Steady your hearts. Prepare your clips. And do hydrate.
________________________________________
💥 EmiBonnie: When Flirting Becomes Foreplay
Scandal struck the fan meet this week when our ever-bold Emi casually declared, “Kiss Bonnie’s cheek.” And just like that, the fandom fainted in unison. Scented salts were passed around, car horns honked, and TikTok was ablaze within the hour. But Emi, clearly a woman of no mercy, went on to confess that her timeline is overrun with Bonnie in a pink dress. Can we blame her? Certainly not.
Not one to be outdone, Bonnie struck back — with a back hug. Yes, dear readers, a full body-pressed, head-on-shoulder, sigh-worthy back hug. TikTok editors haven’t slept since.
Official fan pages on X are ablaze with commentary, with one prevailing theme: “Emi simply adores her.” A sentiment shared by us all, surely.
________________________________________
💥 LMSY: Reactions, Romance… and Respiratory Risk
Episode 2 of Harmony Secret landed this week, and suffice to say — the girls did not disappoint. Fangirl edits flooded the feeds in record time. Viewer warnings now apply: do not open near your mother, ex, or where any sense of composure is needed. Hydration required. Swooning inevitable.
But the real chaos? Came from the reaction video. Yes, dear readers, the stars watching themselves onscreen, unaware they were about to unleash sapphic bedlam.
Within minutes, Lookmhee had Sonia locked in a cuddle so intense it could qualify as a chokehold. Limbs tangled, heads nestled, and at one point we lost visual confirmation that Sonia was still breathing. Oxygen tanks were summoned. CPR-trained fan club members placed on standby.
To the untrained eye, one might think Lookmhee was attempting to suffocate Sonia. And yet… Sonia didn’t exactly seem distressed. In fact, she appeared rather pleased with her fate.
So, the question remains: Does Sonia like her personal space? Perhaps. But it’s quite clear that Lookmhee likes it more.
May the next episode deliver answers — or at the very least, proper airflow.
________________________________________
💥 Englot: Uniforms and Forehead Kisses
Charlotte’s fangirl moment was public and glorious after glimpsing Freen in uniform — and, to our utter shock, the entire fandom agreed for once.
Rumour has it that suspicious amounts of military-esque uniforms have arrived on Engfa’s current set. Coincidence? Likely — but why ruin the fun?
And the real chaos? A forehead kiss. Yes, a forehead kiss that sent timelines into cardiac arrest. Delulu pills were distributed en masse. My own TL refuses to show me anything else. (Not that I mind.)
________________________________________
💥 EnjoyJune: Cheeky Business
Their first fanmeet arrived — with teary eyes, heart flutters, and an unusual volume of cheek kisses. Fan scientists are now studying June’s apparent obsession with Enjoy’s cheeks. Is she hungry? Are they candy? Updates to follow.
Until then, may this ship sail smoothly — and quickly — into the sunset.
________________________________________
💥 LingOrm: Trampolines and Tension
Only You Episode 3 dropped, and if you weren’t already on the edge, Orm's declaration in the BTS— “She’s my wife” — likely pushed you over.
The teaser for Episode 4 dropped. And Ling’s fight scene left fans parched. But questions remain. Why did Tawan vanish? When’s the kiss? Why is Orm using Ling as a trampoline in the BTS? Questions abound, sanity dwindles.
And in sausage dog news (yes, that’s a real headline), Orm once again attempted to charm Ling into canine parenthood. The answer? A firm, “No.” OrmLingers are in hiding. LingOrm shippers are celebrating smugly. The battle continues.
________________________________________
💥 NamtanFilm: The Fall of a Mighty Top
Oh, how the tables have turned.
Once our rock-solid, unshakable Top, Namtan now appears to be in a full-blown spiral of sapphic surrender. It all began at Film’s birthday bash, where Namtan was spotted — nay, kneeling — before Film’s parents. Observers are still debating whether this was a polite gesture or an impromptu proposal. Either way, the fandom hasn't recovered.
The plot thickened when Film referred to Namtan’s mother as “Mum,” sending theorists into overdrive and delulu pills flying off the shelves. And as for that almost-kiss at BBFanFest? Followed by Namtan bolting from cuddles like a flustered schoolgirl? My dear readers, our Top is trembling.
Some are calling it love. Others, a full-scale identity crisis. With the two now separated by schedule but not by sentiment, they’ve taken to exchanging sweet, cryptic song dedications online — the digital equivalent of love letters.
Fandom verdict? Namtan is down bad. The mighty Top has fallen. And we, the ever-loyal spectators, wouldn’t miss a second of it.
________________________________________
💥 FreenBecky: The Founders Return
Our first loves have returned in full force. Freen, basking in compliments from none other than Charlotte herself (a crown recognizing a crown), is back in the spotlight.
Their latest vlog? Pure sugar. Cuddles, close-ups, and content so sweet it gave half the fandom cavities. With two new GL series coming (The Four Elements and Cranium), we suggest preparing early — hydration, defibrillators, and possibly therapy.
________________________________________
⚠️ Formal Disclaimer
This Dispatch is intended for entertainment purposes only and is a work of satire and fandom commentary. All events described are fictionalized, exaggerated, and inspired by public appearances, shows, and online fandom activity related to Thai GL ships and actresses. This publication does not claim to represent the personal lives or intentions of any individuals mentioned.
With affection, admiration, and a heavy dose of delulu,
— Miss Jess Harley 🪶
About the author: Jess Harley is a sapphic author - for more check out her sapphic novels available on Amazon and Kindle.
