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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Sings About His Love for a 'Sexy Motha': Watch

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Sings About His Love for a 'Sexy Motha': Watch

This is a really good book -- SCRIPT

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VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Perform a reading of THIS SCRIPT.

ILLUSTRATORS: Create a Storyboard based off this script. Feel free to write down direction and ideas for Filmmakers.

FILMMAKERS: Cut together an Animatic with these storyboards and voice over performances.

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CONTRIBUTE HERE

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This is a really good book – SCRIPT

A monologue:

So there was this book I was reading which was fucking amazing. I could not believe how into it I was. I’m not a big reader, you know, but this book was just blowing my mind. It was a-maze-ing. Amber over at The Sugar Lounge gave it to me after I broke up with Ed for the third time and she said it would change my life. I totally didn’t believe her, ha, another fucking self help book right?! but Ed stopped paying the cable after he moved out so I didn’t have anything else to fucking do. It wasn’t even really a self help book, not in the strictest sense. It was a kinda autobiographical, mystery, adventure, romance, awakening, horror story, you know? Anyway it was a-maze-ing.

Then, like 8 days ago, I was at Friars Coffee House on 4th, you know, the one with the amazing chai? Yeah, anyway I was just chillin’, reading this book when I got up to order another chai. Totally left the book on the table, like, didn’t even think about it, its a fucking book right?! Whose gonna take someones book - mid read?!

Yeah, someone totally did. They fucking stole my book! I was just livid. I looked all over that god damn coffee house and went off on the staff like some automatic weapon. “Where the fuck is my book?! Did you see who just left?! What kinda place is this - a coffee house for book theives?!” Yeah, they weren’t too impressed and asked me to leave and I was like, fine, fucking book thievery racket hangout.

So I’m devastated right? I really wanted to finish that book and then read it again - it is that a-maze-ing. I told Amber, she was really upset too and I couldn’t just go to the store where she got it and get another copy either. She had found it at a bus stop so I went all book detective and checked online, called every store, every library - even snuck into the high school library to check there! I know right?! I fucking loved that book but it was no where. It was like I had the last copy on the face of the planet. It was really upsetting. I thought I would never get to finish that amazing book and then, fuck me, you will not believe what happened yesterday - it turned up in my mailbox.

Whoa, right? It was in a padded envelope addressed to me. My address! Street, name, everything. So weird. No, it didn’t have a return address, just some scratchy handwriting on the back that said This is a really good book and I was like, I fucking know right?!

hitrecord:WATCH “SEXY MOTHA” HERE

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WATCH “SEXY MOTHA” HERE

hitrecord:Did you know that Yo’ Mama jokes exist in print as...

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Did you know that Yo’ Mama jokes exist in print as early as the 16th century?

WATCH HERE

Uno Dos -- REQUEST FOR HORN PLAYERS

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“Uno Dos – REQUEST FOR HORN PLAYERS”

HORN PLAYERS: We’re working to finish the song “Uno Dos” for the Vinyl Album that we’re currently putting together, but we need more horns!!!

Please refer to REFERENCE MIX when recording your parts.

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CONTRIBUTE HERE

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GENERAL NOTES

HERE you’ll find the charts that have been written out for Trumpet, Trombone, and Tenor Sax. If you’re able to, we’d love to have you do multiple takes of each part so we can build up layers and give a fuller sound.

The song is in the key of D minor, and the tempo is 105 bpm.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: The deadline for this request is Monday July 20th.

hitrecord:In this week’s Regularity, RegularJOE talks about 3...

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In this week’s Regularity, RegularJOE talks about 3 scripts that could be great short films. So, Voice Over Artists, Illustrators & Filmmakers – let’s start making ‘em!

WATCH THE REGULARITY HERE!

schmoyoho:Our new collab with HitRECord tells you why moms are...

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Our new collab with HitRECord tells you why moms are the sexiest beings on the planet. 

If you look up “M.I.L.F.” on the Internet you’ll find out it...

If you look up “M.I.L.F.” on the Internet you’ll find out it stands for “Mother I’d Like to F***.” You’ll also find out there are an awful lot of guys who want to f*** moms.

My question is - why? Are all of these guys sexually attracted to the qualities in a woman that make her a sincerely excellent mother? Sadly, no. But what if they were?

We collaborated with The Gregory Brothers​ on this HITRECORD ON TV​ music video for our episode ‘RE: Your Mom.’ It airs this Fri. at 10pm on Pivot​.

Thanks again
J

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The Secret Club -- REQUEST FOR STRING PLAYERS

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The Secret Club – REQUEST FOR STRING PLAYERS

STRING PLAYERS: We’re working to finish our “Secret Club” song for the Vinyl Album that we’re currently putting together, but we need more strings for this song!!!

Please refer to REFERENCE MIX when recording your parts.

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CONTRIBUTE HERE

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GENERAL NOTES

Tinderlocks has written an arrangement for two Cellos and three Violins. You’ll find the charts for the arrangement HERE. If you’re able to, we’d like to have players do 2-3 takes of each part, so we can layer them and give a fuller sound.

We’d also encourage you to do some ‘wild takes’ or improvisations over the song. Specifically we’re looking for creepy sounds and effects. Some drifting harmonics, for example, would be a great sound.

The song is in the key of A minor, and the tempo is 68.5 bpm.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: The deadline for this request is Friday July 17th.