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"I am the Neil Armstrong of Boldface Type"

I recently did an interview with Edward Champion for his excellent lit blog.

Discover how a short story writer for an indie press can make more money than the kids in "High School Musical" and how I'm not afraid of my affiliation with boldface type.

http://www.edrants.com/bizarro-fictio...
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Published on March 02, 2010 12:48 Tags: bizarro, eraserhead, interview, sex, sex-dungeon-for-sale

Bookplate Bonanza until April 1

March sucks.

It’s still cold and usually rainy, but nature teases everyone with a few nice days just before the sky turns to crap again. In order to fight the not-quite-yet-Spring blues, Patrick Wensink is having a mighty fun giveaway.

Buy a copy of “Sex Dungeon for Sale!” now until April 1 and receive a customized bookplate and a “Sex Dungeon for Sale!” coloring book. FREE!

That’s right, Patrick will autograph the plate and include anything you ask.

Want a poem about your flan-baking skills? Done.

Want a picture of a skeleton eating pizza and dreaming about Elvis? Done.

The sky is the limit and some might even include glitter!

Simply email patrickwensink@gmail.com and tell us what you want your bookplate to look like and where you live. We’ll hit you back with our super-simple proof of purchase question.

So, give March the middle finger by cheering up your world with a customized “Sex Dungeon for Sale!” bookplate.

*Special bonus: Send a knock-knock joke with your bookplate info and the funniest one gets a ridiculously awesome Fonzie Prize Pack.
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Published on March 23, 2010 09:23 Tags: bizarro, eraserhead, free, giveaway, sex, sex-dungeon-for-sale, wensink

LEO Interview

The LEO Weekly recently ran a great interview with me. If you aren't in the Louisville area and can't pick up a copy, you can check it out online.

Warning: There is a HUGE picture of me. If you are scared of guys with big noses and glasses, steer clear.

http://leoweekly.com/ae/book-patrick-...
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Published on April 05, 2010 13:19 Tags: eraserhead, funny, interview, sex, sex-dungeon-for-sale, short-stories, wensink

Sex Dungeon for Sale!: THE MOVIE

That's right, filmmakers Hank Rothrock and Bradley Buehring will begin principle photography this weekend on a film adaptation of my story.

Stay tuned. This is going to make Citizen Cane look like Sister Act II.
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Published on April 13, 2010 06:10 Tags: eraserhead, film, funny, movie, sex, sex-dungeon-for-sale, short-stories, wensink

Free Sex Dungeon!

In honor of Sex Dungeon for Sale!: THE MOVIE, The Next Best Book is holding a giveaway.

Get a free autographed copy of the book and some other treats.

http://thenextbestbookblog.blogspot.c...
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Published on July 12, 2010 17:23 Tags: bizarro, eraserhead, free, giveaway, sex, sex-dungeon-for-sale, wensink

A Vote for Sex Dungeon is a Vote for Rumpus

Sex Dungeon for Sale!: The Movie has been featured at the hilarious video site, Funny or Die. Please take a second to vote for it, because the more votes it gets, the more people share it, and, of course, the more people discover what "rumpus" is.

For every vote you give, I will wave the karma wand for you.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fc3e...
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Published on July 28, 2010 09:45 Tags: eraserhead, film, funny, movie, sex, sex-dungeon-for-sale, short-stories, wensink