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July 2, 2010
Liverpool's Privateer Days
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I'm thrilled to be reading from The Dread Crew tomorrow, Saturday July 3rd, at Privateer Days in Liverpool, Nova Scotia, hosted by Snug Harbour Books. Not only because I get to meet readers and make Hector Gristle's accent out-loud, but because Privateer Days has a midway. I'm going to ride The Zipper ten times. And then I'll read. So if you're there, be patient. Don't laugh at my cross-eyes unless I'm pretending to be Famous Amos.
Privateers were pirates commissioned by the monarchy. Privateer, really, is the polite and sanctioned word for pirate. Which would make privateer a perfectly acceptable insult on the deck of the Barrow. I'll make a note of that for next time.
Let's have tea and sweets, right there in those chairs. But only *after* I've ridden The Zipper ten times. I'm smart that way.
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reading with a joggled brain: liverpool's privateer days
I'm thrilled to be reading from The Dread Crew tomorrow, Saturday July 3rd, at Privateer Days in Liverpool, Nova Scotia, hosted by Snug Harbour Books. Not only because I get to meet readers and make Hector Gristle's accent out-loud, but because Privateer Days has a midway. I'm going to ride The Zipper ten times. And then I'll read. So if you're there, be patient. Don't laugh at my cross-eyes unless I'm pretending to be Famous Amos.
Privateers were pirates commissioned by the monarchy...
June 25, 2010
Atlantic Author Day, and getting back to Missy
[image error]It's been quiet over here. Quiet in my head, too. Writing has largely been shuffled aside for the past month or so, and we know already that Missy's not one to wait patiently. More on that in a moment.
Well into the summer and fall, a new season of signings and readings and bookish events begins. Tomorrow I'm all over Halifax and Dartmouth, appearing at bookstores as a part of Atlantic Author Day. Catch me at the following locations tomorrow, Saturday, June 26, 2010:
10:00 - 11:00 AM -- Chapters Mic Mac Mall
11:15 - 12:15 PM -- Tattletales Bookstore, downtown Dartmouth
1:00 - 2:00 PM -- Chapters Bayers Lake
3:00 - 4:00 PM -- Woozles, downtown Halifax
I'm excited to be chatting with readers again. And I've finally given in to signing books with my actual signature rather than writing out my full name. It's a bit loopy and unintelligible. But writing my name makes me feel like I'm doodling on a social studies binder in grade seven. So if you've got a copy of The Dread Crew (or if you'd like one if the gorgeous new softcovers with the new Glossary of Terms), and you're not averse to loopy scrawls, show up tomorrow. I'd love to meet you.
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The next book turns its attention to Missy, you might already know. She travels the world and meets new and strange pirate crews, and becomes a spy herself, and encounters a mystery -- in that order. We'll still have Dreads, and Eric and Joe feature too. The deadline for her manuscript is this coming November, and up until a month ago, I was in the thick of it. I'd written one-quarter of the book, by measure of word count -- though I don't write in a linear way, and so those words hop and jump all over the story. But still. I was chugging along the underground of London, England... among the tall grasses of the prairies... in the Chief's office at the union's eastern seaboard headquarters... and way up in the northern forest around Hudson Bay.
Then June arrived, and writing stalled. And Penelope, my editor, kindly read a few snippets of Missy's story and said OMG HURRY UP and THIS ONE'S GONNA BE EVEN BETTER and IF I SEE ONE MORE @*#*%^!*!! BLOG POST FROM YOU I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE WITH MY OWN PIRATE CREW OF EDITORS AND WE'RE GOING TO WHIP YOU WITH BALES OF STINGING NETTLE UNTIL YOU GET BACK TO MISSY'S BOOK.
Penelope actually said the first two of three. She transmitted the third psychically.
I can feel Missy tapping on my shoulder. She agrees with Penelope, and she wants me to start writing again on July 1. And so I'll follow her, back up into the sky.
atlantic author day, and getting back to Missy
It's been quiet over here. Quiet in my head, too. Writing has largely been shuffled aside for the past month or so, and we know already that Missy's not one to wait patiently. More on that in a moment.
Well into the summer and fall, a new season of signings and readings and bookish events begins. Tomorrow I'm all over Halifax and Dartmouth, appearing at bookstores as a part of Atlantic Author Day. Catch me at the following locations tomorrow, Saturday, June 26, 2010:
May 19, 2010
What will be, god help me, the last post promising books to Americans
[image error]I've always tried to share clear and correct information. It's only fitting, when others share enthusiasm, to make it easy for them to get The Dread Crew.
Or wait.
Maybe this is exactly what I *should* do. Promotion by exasperation. Take your money and never be seen again. This is the height of guerilla marketing. Complete and total distribution breakdown. Broken promises. Crickets and cobwebs. That kind of thing.
This book is the bad boy. You shouldn't want him. But you do. All he ever does is dick you around. He'll stand you up on a Saturday night. He makes you wild with wanting.
That's my strategy. Or maybe not.
overcoming supply glitches: how to get The Dread Crew in America
1) Order from Amazon.ca. They ship to the States just the same as Amazon.com, often the very same day you order. Apparently, they still have a few hardcovers left.
2) Order from Halifax's beloved Woozles. Call them at 1-800-966-0537. They ship internationally. They have four signed hardcovers left, and a bottomless supply of signed new edition softcovers (with added features like the Glossary of Terms).
3) Order from Chapters.ca. They're yet another monolith, but they appear to have both hardcovers and softcovers. And they ship internationally.
4) Order directly from our American distributor, Orca Books. Currently, they have hardcovers. Once those sell out, they'll have a steady supply of softcovers.
5) Wait. The shipment of Dread Crew hardcovers has left Orca bound for the American warehouses of Amazon.com. It may take a few days (or weeks) for Amazon to stock it and relist the book for sale, but it will be straightened out eventually. At some point in the distant future. God knows when.
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This kerfuffle has done something great. The softcover, full-release of The Dread Crew in the States has been accelerated. There will be no more supply gaps, and no October release of the next batch of books. The tap has now been turned on full-blast -- once the hardcovers are gone, America will enjoy an immediate and steady supply of softcovers. In fact, the first shipment of softcovers has already gone south.
This means no more broken promises. Which means The Dread Crew is going to turn all reliable and stuff. No more bad boy. Pleated khakis. Button-down collar shirts. Penny loafers. That kind of thing. Which is, when it comes to the view from here, the very definition of fantastic to the extreme.
Never mind patience. Thanks to everyone for their impatience. It warms the heart.
what will be, god help me, the last post promising books to Americans.
[image error]I've always tried to share clear and correct information. It's only fitting, when others share enthusiasm, to make it easy for them to get a copy.
Or wait.
Maybe this is exactly what I *should* do. Promotion by exasperation. Take your money and never be seen again. This is the height of guerilla marketing. Complete and total distribution breakdown. Broken promises. Crickets and cobwebs. That kind of thing.
This book is the bad boy. You shouldn't want him. But you do. All he ever does is dick...
May 5, 2010
An update, giveaways, and Fiona the Freckle-Free
[image error]Over at sweet | salty, I'm giving away t-shirts and fine art prints and books to celebrate the impending arrival of The Dread Crew in the States and the current stocking of Canadian shelves with the brand new softcover.
(A more detailed update on book distribution is here -- trucks are moving. It's almost there.)
I just had to share with you the winner of an exclusive Dread Crew t-shirt, chosen randomly from comments last night: Freckle-Free Fiona the Fabulous Fairy Queen of Massachusetts. Her very own copy is warehouse-bound. She looks like a tough customer. I hope she digs it. I hope it makes her roary and delightfully difficult.
That Freckle-Free Fiona won a Dread Crew t-shirt is convincing me that all is right with the world today.
an update, giveaways, and fiona the freckle-free
Over at sweet | salty, I'm giving away t-shirts and fine art prints and books to celebrate the impending arrival of The Dread Crew in the States and the current stocking of Canadian shelves with the brand new softcover.
(A more detailed update on book distribution is here -- trucks are moving. It's almost there.)
I just had to share with you the winner of an exclusive Dread Crew t-shirt, chosen randomly from comments last night: Freckle-Free Fiona the Fabulous Fairy Queen of Massachusetts. Her ...
April 14, 2010
It's imminent! The Dread Crew launches again
Amazon (US) says they can't find my copy of the book I pre-ordered in January. They're going to cancel my order. Help! Any ideas?
Be a pirate. Tell Amazon to stuff it. Well. Not so much stuff it. Tell Amazon to be cool. Tell them to fret not. Offer them some handmade bark jerky while they wait for shelves to stock, 'cause you've got the inside line on The Dread Crew's print and shipping schedule. Or you do now.
AMERICANS: GET RARE
The last few hundred of the hardcover first editions are enroute ...
April 1, 2010
a small but determined chirp
On November 9, 2009, we headed downtown for the book launch. By Christmas the books were in hands and on shelves and holiday season readings were wrapped up. Before too long it felt like it was over. I released a book once and sheer terror and nerves to the point of being peeled raw and then ... just ... quiet.
It was a great quiet. The publishers' warehouse sold out in three months. You can't get a better quiet than that. Not that it was a million-book first edition. But still. It was a...
