Giselle Renarde's Blog, page 61
February 6, 2015
#MySexySaturday The Price of a Good Cup of Coffee: A Short Lesbian Romance
I don't know whether it's funny or depressing that my new lesbian romance short, The Price of a Good Cup of Coffee, costs less than even a crappy cup of coffee. What is this world coming to? But I set the price (at $0.99), so why am I complaining? Oh, Giselle...
So, it's My Sexy Saturday--the day of the week when authors post 7 words, sentences or paragraphs from their work. Since I haven't mentioned my latest release yet this week (it's been busy here at Donuts and Desires), our focus is The Price of a Good Cup of Coffee.
The Price of a Good Cup of Coffee is a sweet (and sexy) New Adult first time lesbian romance short. It's about a university student, Evelina, who falls in love with a pair of legs in woolly black tights. When their owner takes off, Evelina spends months on the lookout for Chaucer Girl (so-called because she was carrying a giant Chaucer book at the time of last sighting). Is Chaucer Girl the doe-eyed barista at the campus coffee shop?
My mom set her fugly club attire down on the bed. “I’m sure this girl will like you no matter what you’re wearing. I keep saying ‘this girl.’ What’s her name, Evie?”
Blank slide. No disk. Please insert video. “Chaucer Girl?”
I got the gruff mom-voice for that. “Evelina! Ask what her name is before you…” Mom started up with a penis-in-vagina hand motion, running two straight fingers through two in a circle. When she realized that gesture wasn’t the most relevant, she said, “Oh, wait, that’s wrong.” She waggled her tongue through a V in her fingers.
“Ew, Mom, don’t be disgusting!” I threw my hopeless self into my mother’s closet and came face-to-face with the perfect skirt.
“Yeah, Chaucer Girl, just like that!” my mom teased.
“This is it!” I cried, tearing the army green skirt from the rack. “Will you stop? You’re grossing me out!”
“So-o-o-rry,” Mom chuckled. “I’m sure you’re just meeting up for a midnight poetry reading. Grab a jacket on your way out; it’s getting chilly. And make sure to find out this girl’s name before you do the nasty!”
Since it's only $0.99, you should grab a copy of this little sweetheart for Valentine's Day. It's available from a whole bunch of retailers, including:
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00T80U940?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T80U940
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id964726374
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-price-of-a-good-cup-of-coffee-giselle-renarde/1121171532?ean=2940151684859&itm=1&usri=2940151684859
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-thepriceofagoodcupofcoffeealesbianromanceshort-1739361-182.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/516966
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/book/254769956/The-Price-of-a-Good-Cup-of-Coffee-A-Lesbian-Romance-Short
Excitica: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/the-price-of-a-good-cup-of-coffee-a-short-lesbian-romance.html
Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 06, 2015 22:53
Book Review: The Ultimate Guide to Sex After 50 by Joan Price

I rarely write book reviews, but I jumped at the chance to give my honest opinion about a new Cleis book called The Ultimate Guide to Sex After 50: How to Maintain--or Regain--a Spicy, Satisfying Sex Life.
Why? I've got a good 15 years before I enter the 50+ demographic. Why would I be so interested?
Lots of reasons. First and foremost, I may not be over 50, but my girlfriend is. In fact, come to think of it, I've never been in a long-term relationship with anyone under 50. So there are practical reasons I wanted to read this book.
Another big reason is the fact that I remember when the author, Joan Price, was collecting quotes from people over 50 to include in the book. I remember her encouraging LGBT people, in particular, to tell her about their experiences with sex and aging, so I felt really confident this book would represent the kind of diversity I've come to expect from Cleis Press.
Did I get what I was hoping for?
Oh my goodness, where to begin...?
Because I'm not a reviewer, I'm going to talk about myself before I get into the book. I'll also take this opportunity to remind readers I have my girlfriend's permission and encouragement to share intimate details of our relationship. Wouldn't want you thinking I'm getting all TMI behind her back.
If you're a regular here at Donuts and Desires, you know me and you know my Sweet. You know we've been together almost seven years. You know she's a non-op trans woman. You know that, at the start of our relationship, she doubted we'd ever have sex of any sort and that, over the years, we've broken down so many psychological barriers together.
What I haven't gone into (to the best of my recollection) is the nitty gritty of bedroom physiology. What do we do? Well, a lot of things. Sometimes we might fuck, if she gets an erection, but often she doesn't--and, if she does, it lasts about ten seconds. There are a lot of factors at play there, including age, medication and gender dysphoria.
We've discovered, to our mutual delight, that it's very possible to have amazing orgasms without ejaculating. Not just that, but the most powerful orgasm (of hers) we've ever experienced together happened when she was nowhere near hard.
What I love most about Joan's book, if we're talking emotionally rather than intellectually, is that it affirms the kind of sex I've been having (which is mind-blowing, in case I haven't made that clear). You really don't hear about sex that doesn't rely on erections--at least, I don't hear about it, and I write sex for a living.
In The Ultimate Guide to Sex After 50, there's an entire chapter called "Sex Without Erections." This chapter starts out strong and empowering (YES you can have great sex and amazing orgasms without 'em!), although it immediately goes on to cover medical interventions for ED, which I found a little deflating (lots of puns there, yeah). Discussing "fixes" makes sex without erections into a "problem."
I also want to mention something that pulled me out of my immersion at times, and that was the inconsistent use of language around genders and body parts. You know my bias--I'm a genderfucked person with a transgender partner. It can be emotionally difficult to read a sex guide that's too binary. I'm not saying this one is--not always. Sometimes the language is super-accessible ("If you have a vagina" rather than "If you're a woman"; "people of all genders" rather than "men and women"), but at other times it reverts to a binary equation of genders with body parts. I tried not to find that inconsistency alienating, but at times I did.
I'm getting really caught up in one linguistic aspect of this book, aren't I?
See, this is what makes me a terrible reviewer: I always come off sounding like I hate every book I talk about, even when that's nowhere close to the truth. I don't know why I sound like such a downer. Joan's book is great.
What makes it great:
the focus on redefining sex as we age, including practical and straightforward information about what that can meanfeedback from dozens (hundreds?) of older readers (including many gay men and lesbians), describing their experiences with sex and agingtons of information about sex toys (I learned A LOT from this chapter)testimonials from an escort and sex phone operator who work with older clientstips for recapturing the excitement of new lovea chapter on non-monogamy that cites my absolute all-time favourite Cleis book, Opening Up by Tristan Taormino (this chapter was THE BEST)(...except for the other THE BEST chapter) a chapter called "When the Intimacy Ends," which has a lot to say about sexless marriages.
"When the Intimacy Ends" alone is worth the price of admission. This chapter really struck a chord, because it called to mind my first "boyfriend" (my only boyfriend, actually), who was in a sexless marriage throughout our entire decade-long relationship. I kinda wish I'd had this book back then, considering our affair was very much AN AFFAIR and not a sensible decision reached by three consenting and mature adults. (That relationship, by the way, was the basis of my fictional Audrey and Lawrence stories and also my non-fiction Diary of a Teenager in Love with a Teacher.)
I could go on (and on and on) because there's so much I haven't covered, including "The New Rules of Dating" and multiple chapters on health concerns, but, honestly, this review would last for days.
I recommend The Ultimate Guide to Sex After 50 to anyone over 50, whether they're straight, gay, partnered, poly, single, and especially anyone who's been widowed. Joan's description of and anecdotes around her own grief are powerfully moving. Additionally, this book is a MUST for sex educators, sex workers, sex bloggers, and all variety of sex nerds.
I'm not going to say everyone in the world should go out and buy a copy of this book. It's not written for younger people, and it doesn't really touch on inter-generational relationships (the chapter about dating employs the term "age-appropriate singles," implying there are... age-INappropriate singles?). The target demographic is right there in the title. It's not called The Ultimate Guide to Sex After 22, now, is it? If you're 50+ and sex positive (and you're receptive to being told to masturbate regularly, whether you want to or not!), this really is the ULTIMATE guide.
GISELLE RENARDE’s erotic fiction has appeared in well over 100 anthologies, including Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Women’s Erotica, and the Lambda Award-winning collection Take Me There, edited by Tristan Taormino. Giselle's novels include Anonymous, Cherry, Seven Kisses, and The Red Satin Collection. Her work has been published by Simon and Schuster, Chicken Soup for the Soul, and Oxford University Press.Giselle Renarde
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Published on February 06, 2015 00:33
February 4, 2015
It's #RandomBookIWrote Wednesday! Heeere's Monstrous Obsession!
Wanna jump on my hashtag? #RandomBookIWrote: it'll here every Wednesday. If you're an author, feel free to copy. We'll make it a blog-hoppy sorta deal. I'm just going to post a random book I wrote every week. Starting now!
Monstrous Obsession
by Giselle Renarde
erotic romance + horror
Artemis has never relied on a man for anything. When she moves in with her biker boyfriend Budd and his teenaged son Vincent, she worries she’s losing her independence. Little does Artemis know the moment she sets foot inside Budd’s big house, family dynamics will be the least of her worries.
Something strange lives in Budd’s creaky old house, and it’s far more powerful than any human being. Artemis senses it watching her. She feels it when, out of the blue, a slimy monster tongue licks her neck. She watches it possess every man who looks her way. How could she anticipate the intense, horrific evil she would encounter in Budd’s home?
To save her new family from an obsessive monster, Artemis must learn to accept help from the man who loves her. Can she swallow her pride… before it’s too late?
An erotic novella with a generous helping of horror from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.
Excerpt:
Closing her eyes, Artemis rested against the wall, listening to Budd and Vincent’s deep voices somewhere in the house. She couldn’t hear what they were saying, but it was obviously about her. Sometimes she felt like she’d never be wanted anywhere she ended up.
That thought was pushed from her mind by a voice even deeper even than Budd’s. Growling, violently, it said, “You’re mine now.”
Artemis jumped up from the floor, looking all around the room. She felt like somebody was in there with her, but she couldn’t see anyone. Tentatively, she opened the large wooden wardrobe, half expecting one of Vincent’s squirrelly friends to jump out at her. It was empty, except for a little wooden box with strange words carved all around the sides. Curiosity erased the tension of the moment, but as she lifted the lid, shivers ran down her spine. The dread returned, even though the box was empty.
Something was in the room with her, watching her. She was sure of it. Something disturbing and malevolent. The hair stood up all along her arms. She felt like she’d been licked up and down her neck by a dirty old man, and she wiped it with the sleeve of her shirt, again and again, convinced she was removing someone’s saliva from her skin.
The bedroom door squealed open, and she screamed.
Budd chuckled. “Jumpy, jumpy!”
“Sorry, I thought I… heard something.” Artemis shook her head, then pressed the ill-fitting lid back on the wooden box. “I don’t know.”
Buy Now from:
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KCZEQIU?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KCZEQIU
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/434348
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monstrous-obsession-giselle-renarde/1119459287Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Monstrous Obsessionby Giselle Renarde
erotic romance + horror
Artemis has never relied on a man for anything. When she moves in with her biker boyfriend Budd and his teenaged son Vincent, she worries she’s losing her independence. Little does Artemis know the moment she sets foot inside Budd’s big house, family dynamics will be the least of her worries.
Something strange lives in Budd’s creaky old house, and it’s far more powerful than any human being. Artemis senses it watching her. She feels it when, out of the blue, a slimy monster tongue licks her neck. She watches it possess every man who looks her way. How could she anticipate the intense, horrific evil she would encounter in Budd’s home?
To save her new family from an obsessive monster, Artemis must learn to accept help from the man who loves her. Can she swallow her pride… before it’s too late?
An erotic novella with a generous helping of horror from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.
Excerpt:
Closing her eyes, Artemis rested against the wall, listening to Budd and Vincent’s deep voices somewhere in the house. She couldn’t hear what they were saying, but it was obviously about her. Sometimes she felt like she’d never be wanted anywhere she ended up.
That thought was pushed from her mind by a voice even deeper even than Budd’s. Growling, violently, it said, “You’re mine now.”
Artemis jumped up from the floor, looking all around the room. She felt like somebody was in there with her, but she couldn’t see anyone. Tentatively, she opened the large wooden wardrobe, half expecting one of Vincent’s squirrelly friends to jump out at her. It was empty, except for a little wooden box with strange words carved all around the sides. Curiosity erased the tension of the moment, but as she lifted the lid, shivers ran down her spine. The dread returned, even though the box was empty.
Something was in the room with her, watching her. She was sure of it. Something disturbing and malevolent. The hair stood up all along her arms. She felt like she’d been licked up and down her neck by a dirty old man, and she wiped it with the sleeve of her shirt, again and again, convinced she was removing someone’s saliva from her skin.
The bedroom door squealed open, and she screamed.
Budd chuckled. “Jumpy, jumpy!”
“Sorry, I thought I… heard something.” Artemis shook her head, then pressed the ill-fitting lid back on the wooden box. “I don’t know.”
Buy Now from:
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KCZEQIU?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KCZEQIU
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/434348
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monstrous-obsession-giselle-renarde/1119459287Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on February 04, 2015 07:00
February 3, 2015
It's Tell Me What You're Up To Tuesday with A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh
Hi A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh! Tell me what you're up to.
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: Kinda trying to push shit uphill. On crusade to get Goodreads (a for profit Book Club subsidiary of Amazon) to change their fatally flawed "Review" system. I've been excommunicated as three different authors for being uppity.
Got a new book out? What's it called?
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: Authors vs. Goodreads
Tell me about it.
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: It is probably the most reviled book on GR right now. Never has a free booklet for authors been trolled so heavily by readers who somehow feel threatened by it. Never has so much reviewer ink been spilled trashing it without getting the point.
Where can readers buy it?
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: Free on smashwords
Where can readers find you?
A.V. Roe: www.av-roe.com for my smut.
@zoedesh if you want to follow my crusade against GR on Twitter.
Canada just got hotter!
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: Kinda trying to push shit uphill. On crusade to get Goodreads (a for profit Book Club subsidiary of Amazon) to change their fatally flawed "Review" system. I've been excommunicated as three different authors for being uppity.
Got a new book out? What's it called?
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: Authors vs. Goodreads
Tell me about it.
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: It is probably the most reviled book on GR right now. Never has a free booklet for authors been trolled so heavily by readers who somehow feel threatened by it. Never has so much reviewer ink been spilled trashing it without getting the point.
Where can readers buy it?
A.V. Roe / Zoe Desh: Free on smashwords
Where can readers find you?
A.V. Roe: www.av-roe.com for my smut.
@zoedesh if you want to follow my crusade against GR on Twitter.
***Authors! If you want to tell me what you're up to on a Tuesday (well, you can tell me any day, but it'll get posted on a Tuesday) go here and fill out the form: http://donutsdesires.blogspot.ca/p/authors.html It's free and fun and did I mention it's FREE?***Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on February 03, 2015 05:00
February 2, 2015
You're Not Going To Believe This...
...but I wrote a heteromance called A Man Needs A Maid and it's going to appear in a billionaire BDSM box set called Shades of Control: Fifty by Fifty.Who'd have ever thought I would write a billionaire romance, right?
My book is really light on the BDSM aspect (we're talking, like, fuzzy handcuffs) but if you want to read a book about anal sex in a haunted house, this is it!
Actually, clocking in at 65,000 words, A Man Needs A Maid is the longest novel I've ever written.
Shades of Control: Fifty by Fifty comes out next week and, don't worry, I'll remind you at least 100,000 times to buy a copy when it does.
Anyway, this is a cover reveal. So a cover:
I come out next week! Buy me, okay?Also, you can win a $25 Amazon gift card: http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/e05c901565/
Good luck!Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on February 02, 2015 20:06
February 1, 2015
It's a Great Month for Transgender Fiction!
It WAS, I should say. In January, the top three bestselling Giselle Renarde Erotica paperbacks were all transgender fiction. Well, blow me down! Who'd'a thunk it?
Top Selling Paperback in January:
My Mistress' Thighs: Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry
Authored by Giselle Renarde
264 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1494301538
ISBN-10: 1494301539
BISAC: Fiction / Anthologies
Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry
Rainbow Awards Honourable Mention
A cross-dressing cowboy, a post-war pin-up, and a wolf in grandmother's clothing all find a special home in My Mistress' Thighs.
This collection of erotic trans and genderqueer fiction makes room for everyone. There's a secret solstice sacrifice, a case of spring fever, an online romance, and a Wednesday night dinner routine that's anything but dull.
From the timid closet dresser of Love in the Time of Instant Messenger to the post-op rodeo queen of Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again, all who seek love find it in the world of Giselle Renarde Erotica.
CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4545682
In second place:
Friday Night Lipstick: Transgender Erotic Romance
Authored by Giselle Renarde
76 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1494931902
ISBN-10: 1494931907
BISAC: Fiction / Lesbian
When Layla and Bernice first met, they'd never heard the word "transgender."
Twenty years later, Layla is a successful real estate agent living as a woman full-time, while Bernice is still married to a woman who won't let go of the husband she used to be.
On Friday night, when their facades break down, will these long-term friends finally admit they love each other? And, even if they do, how can married Bernice and swinging single Layla build a future together?
CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4607946
And the bronze goes to:
The Red Satin Collection
Authored by Giselle Renarde
164 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1493741137
ISBN-10: 1493741136
BISAC: Fiction / Lesbian
Winner of the 2012 Rainbow Awards
BEST TRANSGENDER ROMANCE
Coming home means coming out...
This is a Christmas of firsts for girlfriends Maisie and Regan. Maisie hasn't returned to their hometown since beginning her transition from male to female. Regan hasn't spoken to her hard-drinking Cree father in twice that time. Will family drama, secrets, and new arrivals strengthen their bond or tear Regan and Maisie apart?
The Red Satin Collection is a transgender lesbian holiday romance that includes content suitable for adult readers only.
CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4521764
Thanks to everyone who buys my books, whether you purchase ebooks or paperbacks! And a special thanks for reinforcing my choice to write responsible, respectful transgender fiction. Now I'm thinking that maybe, when my second anthology of shorts featuring trans and genderqueer characters comes out at the end of the month, people might actually buy it!Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Top Selling Paperback in January:
My Mistress' Thighs: Erotic Transgender Fiction and PoetryAuthored by Giselle Renarde
264 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1494301538
ISBN-10: 1494301539
BISAC: Fiction / Anthologies
Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry
Rainbow Awards Honourable Mention
A cross-dressing cowboy, a post-war pin-up, and a wolf in grandmother's clothing all find a special home in My Mistress' Thighs.
This collection of erotic trans and genderqueer fiction makes room for everyone. There's a secret solstice sacrifice, a case of spring fever, an online romance, and a Wednesday night dinner routine that's anything but dull.
From the timid closet dresser of Love in the Time of Instant Messenger to the post-op rodeo queen of Leslie Goosemoon Rides Again, all who seek love find it in the world of Giselle Renarde Erotica.
CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4545682
In second place:
Friday Night Lipstick: Transgender Erotic RomanceAuthored by Giselle Renarde
76 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1494931902
ISBN-10: 1494931907
BISAC: Fiction / Lesbian
When Layla and Bernice first met, they'd never heard the word "transgender."
Twenty years later, Layla is a successful real estate agent living as a woman full-time, while Bernice is still married to a woman who won't let go of the husband she used to be.
On Friday night, when their facades break down, will these long-term friends finally admit they love each other? And, even if they do, how can married Bernice and swinging single Layla build a future together?
CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4607946
And the bronze goes to:
The Red Satin CollectionAuthored by Giselle Renarde
164 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1493741137
ISBN-10: 1493741136
BISAC: Fiction / Lesbian
Winner of the 2012 Rainbow Awards
BEST TRANSGENDER ROMANCE
Coming home means coming out...
This is a Christmas of firsts for girlfriends Maisie and Regan. Maisie hasn't returned to their hometown since beginning her transition from male to female. Regan hasn't spoken to her hard-drinking Cree father in twice that time. Will family drama, secrets, and new arrivals strengthen their bond or tear Regan and Maisie apart?
The Red Satin Collection is a transgender lesbian holiday romance that includes content suitable for adult readers only.
CreateSpace eStore: https://www.createspace.com/4521764
Thanks to everyone who buys my books, whether you purchase ebooks or paperbacks! And a special thanks for reinforcing my choice to write responsible, respectful transgender fiction. Now I'm thinking that maybe, when my second anthology of shorts featuring trans and genderqueer characters comes out at the end of the month, people might actually buy it!Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on February 01, 2015 19:56
January 30, 2015
#MySexySaturday Tangled Hearts
In case you can't get enough menage erotica, I'm going to tell you about a box set that's really quite a steal.
Tangled Hearts contains NINE menage romances, including my Christmas story ALL THE WAY!
When Josie invites her high school boyfriend Kaz to stay with her family over the holidays, there are a few things she doesn't anticipate: Kaz admitting he's never been with a woman after all these years? That's a weird surprise. Her husband Rob's attempt to give Kaz a little training in the hot tub? A weird and very sexy surprise. But after the married couple treats him to some of the best nights of his life, who will Kaz fall for?
Since it's My Sexy Saturday, I want to share 7 paragraphs from ALL THE WAY. This excerpt comes from a hot tub scene. Mmm... snowy wintertime hot tubbin'!
Josie ran across the deck in flip-flops, kicking them off as she threw her towel over the cleared deck chair. The cold didn’t even manage to catch her up before she slipped her skin beneath the warm water. It bubbled away like a witch’s brew as she leaned into the jets next to Rob. She reached for his hand as he reached for hers, and they found each other’s thighs instead, which was just as good.
Kaz sat across from them, which seemed fortuitous. Even together in the same hot bubbles, they could get away with murder under the hydric hum of the tub.
“Your head’s not too cold?” Rob called to Kaz over the noise.
“Huh?” he replied, placing a hand behind his ear. “I can’t hear you.”
“Perfect,” Rob whispered to Josie as he slipped his fingers between her legs.
Kaz shrugged and closed his eyes, at one with his jets. His seat was roughly the same as hers, with water flows attacking the stress in her lower back, upper back, mid back, not to mention her butt.
The one thing Kaz didn’t have was a husband’s naughty fingers creeping under turquoise bathing bottoms. The wetness that dear hubby came across was more than just water. It was the very nectar of Josie’s lust for him. She couldn’t very well mount her man with Kaz across the way, even if his eyes were closed...
Go ALL THE WAY with the Tangled Hearts box set!
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S9VX2KW?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00S9VX2KW
Nook: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tangled-hearts-emma-young/1121064435
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/tangled-hearts-a-menage-collection
All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-tangledheartsamenagecollection-1724345-166.html
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on January 30, 2015 21:34
January 27, 2015
I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Fill Out This Form
Friends, Authors, Country Mice (and City Mice), lend me five bucks? I mean five minutes.
I miss you. I really do.
I used to spend tons of time online during the day. We used to play together, you and me, mostly on Twitter, and that was fun... but I didn't get a lot of work done. I write for a living. I NEED to work during the day if I want to pay my bills (and I do want to pay my bills, and eat food, etc) so I haven't been around to play much lately.
But I want to hear from you, and that's why I've created "Tell Me What You're Up To Tuesday."
Every Tuesday I want to post one of these little casual chatty mini-interview type things here at Donuts and Desires. It's an opportunity for you to tell me (and readers) what's up with you and also showcase one of your books.
If you're an author, I'd love to hear from you. I'm posting the interview form below, but it's also accessible by following the link at the top of the blog called "Authors! Come Here!"
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Canada just got hotter!
I miss you. I really do.
I used to spend tons of time online during the day. We used to play together, you and me, mostly on Twitter, and that was fun... but I didn't get a lot of work done. I write for a living. I NEED to work during the day if I want to pay my bills (and I do want to pay my bills, and eat food, etc) so I haven't been around to play much lately.
But I want to hear from you, and that's why I've created "Tell Me What You're Up To Tuesday."
Every Tuesday I want to post one of these little casual chatty mini-interview type things here at Donuts and Desires. It's an opportunity for you to tell me (and readers) what's up with you and also showcase one of your books.
If you're an author, I'd love to hear from you. I'm posting the interview form below, but it's also accessible by following the link at the top of the blog called "Authors! Come Here!"
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Canada just got hotter!
Published on January 27, 2015 19:39
January 23, 2015
#MySexySaturday Wedding Heat: Saturday
Oh my goodness gracious, this excerpt I'm about to post...You wouldn't think it came from a story about a married couple. Or maybe you would. Depends on your perspective on married sex, I guess.
Suki and her husband Simon are incredibly kinky. You'll encounter them a few times in the new Wedding Heat: Saturday box set.
Since it's My Sexy Saturday, I'm posting 7 sexy paragraphs from the most popular story in the entire Wedding Heat series: Wife Watching.
In this story, Suki picks up a stranger, Arthur, and brings him up to their hotel room so her husband can watch and learn:
“Call me a slut.”
His fingers stalled inside her pussy, like the request surprised the action right out of him. “Are you a slut?”
“Yes,” she hissed, tossing her head back. Her pink nipples pointed straight at the ceiling. Simon wished to hell Arthur would lean down and catch them between his teeth. Bite her breasts. Tease her. Hurt her. She liked that.
“Slut,” Suki said, drawing out the S. She licked her fingertips and sent them to her clit. “Arthur, honey, I’m such a fucking slut.”
“Yeah?” His fingers moved faster in her pussy.
“Yeah, baby.” She gasped for breath as she toyed with her clit. “Oh fuck, that’s good.”
“And that’s just fingers.” Arthur chuckled. “Wait until I get my fat dick inside you... slut.”
The Wedding Heat: Saturday box sets contains over $18 worth of kinky erotica, queer erotica, menage erotica, and even some love on the side!
Where can you get this new collection?
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SIRZF5C?tag=dondes-20Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00SIRZF5C
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Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on January 23, 2015 22:09
January 22, 2015
Check Out This Gaping Slash!
Thank you very much, Canada Post.I'm trying to come up with some kind of joke about how The Big Book of Domination will jump out of its envelope whenever it damn well pleases, whether it's arrived at its destination or not. As you can see, my contributors' copies barely made it to my door without spilling out. Thaaaanks. This is after Canada Border Services fisted my Nine-to-Five Fantasies last week. The government just can't keep their paws off my smut.Timing is a funny thing. As I'm writing this blog post, I happen to be watching America's Funniest Home Videos (don't judge) and they happen to be showing videos of dogs wearing costumes. Funny timing because the story I wrote for The Big Book of Domination is also about a costume. No dogs, though.
Night Nurse is a funny story. I read it over when my contributors' copies came and I'd forgot how cute it was. It's like... cotton candy domination, but that's what I love about it. A lot of BDSM erotica can get really heavy. I often write heavy. I'm glad I didn't in this instance, because this character-driven story wanted to be light.
It's not forced feminization, but it kind of is. It's cross-dressing erotica, but it kind of isn't. It's a story about a married couple with a great sense of humour, about a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously, about a woman who likes the look of a man in a naughty nurse uniform.
It's also a case where the partner who's tied up is totally in charge.
She reached for his crotch. “I’m bad.”
With a squeal, Steve shuffled backwards. His cute canvas tennis shoes squeaked against the hardwood floors. “Keep those hands to yourself, young lady, or I’ll have to bring out the restraints.”
Joanne arched forward. “You wouldn’t dare.”
“Just watch me!” Steve grabbed the Velcro pads from the dresser and strutted haughtily to the bedside. “Hands up against the iron posts.”
“Make me!”
“You’re fighting a losing battle, young lady.” Steve grabbed both wrists as she tussled against him. “Don’t even bother. You’ll never win.”
Well, maybe not totally...
Find out more at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Big-Book-Domination-Erotic-Fantasies-ebook/dp/B00NE6QWUE/ref=dondes-20Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-big-book-of-domination-d-l-king/1118762468?ean=9781627780681Powell's: http://www.powells.com/biblio/1-9781627780681-0There's more to come in this hop of blogs. Where and when? Who can say? Oh, I can:
1/17 D. L. King http://dlkingerotica.blogspot.com
1/19 Valerie Alexander http://www.valeriealexander.org
1/21 David Wraith http://www.davidwraith.com
1/23 Giselle Renarde http://donutsdesires.blogspot.com
1/25 Amanda Earl http://amandaearl.blogspot.ca
1/27 Evan Mora http://dlkingerotica.blogspot.com
1/28 Angela Sargenti http://www.angiesargenti.blogspot.com
1/30 Athena Marie http://www.athenamarie.net
2/1 Anna Mitcham http://dlkingerotica.blogspot.com
2/3 Rachel Kramer Bussel http://lustylady.blogspot.com
2/5 Zoe Amos http://www.lesbian.com/blogs
2/7 Olivia Summersweet http://www.oliviasummersweet.wordpress.com
2/9 Katya Harris http://dlkingerotica.blogspot.com
2/11 Alison Winchester http://www.fourlittlebees.com/news
2/12 Malin James Http://malinjames.com
2/14 Laura Antoniou http://latoniou.comGiselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Published on January 22, 2015 22:10


