Giselle Renarde's Blog, page 60
February 23, 2015
I'm a sucker for a good font...
That's why it took me over a month to complete the cover for my upcoming anthology of literary erotica featuring characters who are trans, genderqueer or gender non-normative in one way or another.
It's called Everybody Knows.
I found the perfect image pretty easily. It's a simple design--something artistic rather than sexy bodies screaming SEX! Sure these stories involve sexuality, but not in a smutty way. Some are so challenging they made me uncomfortable as I proofread the book. I didn't want readers who've enjoyed my MASTERWORKS OF SMUT (like Nanny State and the Adam and Sheree books) expecting this to be that. This and that are different animals. I wanted to communicate that fact with the cover.
The other day, my sister was asking me what readers of literary erotica wanted. I told her we want to think. We want to be challenged. We want content that's not only explicit, but also difficult--intellectually, emotionally, in a variety of ways. We seek the thrill of a twist as well as the recognition sparked by the mundane. And we value diversity.
That's Everybody Knows.
Sorry. Tangent. Back to Fonts.
Like I said, I found the right image pretty easily. As you'll see in a moment, it's a watercolour splotch that transitions from one colour to another. That worked for me on so many levels. As for fonts, none of the usual suspects did.
During the same conversation I mentioned above, my sister asked how long it takes me to create a book cover. Time spent varies drastically, but I can easily spend three hours choosing the perfect font. In that time, I don't move from the computer. I can't. I'm stuck. Sometimes I get up to look at my screen in the mirror and check out my work-in-progress from different angles, but I can't even leave the room to pee until it's perfect.
The cover for Everybody Knows was on my mind constantly. I hated that it wasn't finished. I kept going back to it, trying the same-old-same-old fonts again and again. A lot of them could have worked, but I'd have been settling.
That's when Akula walked into my life.
Akula is a dry brush font that's a little edgy, a little messy, but in the best way possible. I tried it out. It was perfect. It IS perfect:
Everybody Knows is scheduled to hit the market this Thursday--that's February 26th 2015. It'll be available as an ebook and in print.
And if you love Akula as much as I do, you can buy it at Creative Market: https://creativemarket.com/IvanirAnna/132051-Akula-Dry-Brush-Font. I'm not a member of their Partner Program, so nobody's paying me to send you their way. I just really love this font and I want the whole world to know.Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
It's called Everybody Knows.
I found the perfect image pretty easily. It's a simple design--something artistic rather than sexy bodies screaming SEX! Sure these stories involve sexuality, but not in a smutty way. Some are so challenging they made me uncomfortable as I proofread the book. I didn't want readers who've enjoyed my MASTERWORKS OF SMUT (like Nanny State and the Adam and Sheree books) expecting this to be that. This and that are different animals. I wanted to communicate that fact with the cover.
The other day, my sister was asking me what readers of literary erotica wanted. I told her we want to think. We want to be challenged. We want content that's not only explicit, but also difficult--intellectually, emotionally, in a variety of ways. We seek the thrill of a twist as well as the recognition sparked by the mundane. And we value diversity.
That's Everybody Knows.
Sorry. Tangent. Back to Fonts.
Like I said, I found the right image pretty easily. As you'll see in a moment, it's a watercolour splotch that transitions from one colour to another. That worked for me on so many levels. As for fonts, none of the usual suspects did.
During the same conversation I mentioned above, my sister asked how long it takes me to create a book cover. Time spent varies drastically, but I can easily spend three hours choosing the perfect font. In that time, I don't move from the computer. I can't. I'm stuck. Sometimes I get up to look at my screen in the mirror and check out my work-in-progress from different angles, but I can't even leave the room to pee until it's perfect.
The cover for Everybody Knows was on my mind constantly. I hated that it wasn't finished. I kept going back to it, trying the same-old-same-old fonts again and again. A lot of them could have worked, but I'd have been settling.
That's when Akula walked into my life.
Akula is a dry brush font that's a little edgy, a little messy, but in the best way possible. I tried it out. It was perfect. It IS perfect:
Everybody Knows is scheduled to hit the market this Thursday--that's February 26th 2015. It'll be available as an ebook and in print.
And if you love Akula as much as I do, you can buy it at Creative Market: https://creativemarket.com/IvanirAnna/132051-Akula-Dry-Brush-Font. I'm not a member of their Partner Program, so nobody's paying me to send you their way. I just really love this font and I want the whole world to know.Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 22, 2015
Paranormal Erotica Box Set: Vampires, Shifters, and Fairy Tales for Adults
This big box of spooky and spicy stories has been an Amazon exclusive for more than a year, but guess what? It's now available at a whole bunch of retailers!
Which ones?
These ones:
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id969350620Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-CA/ebook/paranormal-erotica-box-set-vampires-shifters-and-fairy-tales-for-adults
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/521113
Inktera: http://www.inktera.com/store/title/746e57d5-48cc-4d6d-b6c5-13b56e2bbc7a
All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-paranormaleroticaboxsetvampiresshiftersandfairytalesforadults-1750466-166.html
More to come!
...and, yes, you can still get it at Amazon...
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IM10J32?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IM10J32
Want to know more? Here's more:
Take an anthology of paranormal erotic romance BDSM stories, add a collection brimming with lesbian vampires and shapeshifters, top it off with a secret solstice sacrifice, and what have you got?
The Paranormal Erotica Box Set!
From the bisexual vampire hairdressers of Blood Addict to the blood-thirsty lesbians of Girls Gone Carnal, there's a story to suit every taste in this 65,000+ word compilation of 18 sexy stories. Got a taste for threesomes? Gothic horror? Bondage? Gender transformation? Succubi? Fairies and legends? You'll find it all, and so much more, in this great new collection!
Table of Contents
1. Jungfrau
2. Milady’s Bath
3. A Jealous God
4. Mrs. Fox and the Cat of Nine Tails
5. Blood Addict
6. A Wolf in Grandmother’s Clothing
7. Sneak
8. The Mesmerist and the Mare
9. Blood Lust
10. Princess of the Ravens
11. To Dream of Her True Love’s Face
12. Beneath the Ice
13. Taken From Behind
14. Simple
15. Blood Whore
16. Neither Love Nor Money
17. Sparrow Takes Flight
18. Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice
Want to see those retailers again? Sure!
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id969350620Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-CA/ebook/paranormal-erotica-box-set-vampires-shifters-and-fairy-tales-for-adults
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/521113
Inktera: http://www.inktera.com/store/title/746e57d5-48cc-4d6d-b6c5-13b56e2bbc7a
All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-paranormaleroticaboxsetvampiresshiftersandfairytalesforadults-1750466-166.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IM10J32?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IM10J32
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 20, 2015
Kitty Versus Cougar #99cents #KU #MySexySaturday
My latest, greatest new release is a little ditty called Kitty Versus Cougar, which you may remember from the taboo collection There's A First Time for Everything.Kitty Versus Cougar is an Amazon exclusive, which means if you're a Kindle Unlimited subscriber you can read it FREE! If you're not, don't worry--it's only $0.99!
If you like lesbian smut, this one's for you!
Now Available from Amazon| http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TSQWN0M?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK| http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00TSQWN0M
Amazon Canada| http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00TSQWN0M
Amazon Australia| http://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B00TSQWN0M
Shelby dropped out of school the minute she turned eighteen, but life didn’t go the way she thought it would. Now she’s back in class, and it’s kicking her… butt. When Manon the sexy French supermodel offers to tutor her, Shelby lashes out verbally and then physically! Shelby sure acts tough, but can an educated older woman expose her inner pussycat?
Enjoy 7 paragraphs from Kitty Versus Cougar. We join Shelby and her father's girlfriend Manon as they're recovering from a scuffle in the kitchen:
Manon spoke first. She said, “It must be difficult for you, living here with your father. You are an adult. You are accustomed to having your freedom, to come and go as you please, to drink and smoke and make love.”
“Ha!” I couldn’t help laughing, for so many reasons. “I had way less freedom when I lived with my mom. Why do you think I came here?” Before she could answer, I added, “You and my dad think I’m some kind of badass who spent the last year and half having knife fights and snorting coke off some biker dude’s dick. Well, you’re dead wrong. I don’t do drugs, I only fight with my fists, and I wouldn’t fuck a guy if you paid me.”
Manon’s eyes widened and a tense moment passed before she said, “Your father did not tell me this.”
“My father doesn’t know,” I said. “Neither does my mom, but I think she suspects. I think that’s why she was always so hard on me.”
Subtly closing her legs, Manon asked, “You sleep with women?”
“I would if they’d let me,” I muttered.
Manon’s long black lashes fluttered as she regarded me cautiously from across the room. This is exactly what happened with every other girl I had a crush on. Not that I had a crush on my dad’s girlfriend! No way. I hated her. But other girls, girls from work or wherever. After lusting from afar for ten billion years, I’d finally get up the nerve to go in for the kiss. Before my lips got anywhere near their lips, they’d swerve away and get all pissed off. Excuse me? They were the ones leading me on and then backing off at the last second. I should be pissed at them.
Now Available from Amazon| http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TSQWN0M?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK| http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00TSQWN0M
Amazon Canada| http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00TSQWN0M
Amazon Australia| http://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B00TSQWN0M
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 19, 2015
Anybody Write Mysteries? LGBTQ Calls for Submissions from Torquere Press
TP: The Case of the Mysterious MysteryCozy, gothic, suspenseful, funny, we love mysteries with strong LGBTQ characters who solve puzzles and fall in love.
Please send your 10,000-60,000 word submissions to submissions@torquerepress.com with “The Case of…” and your story title in the subject field. Please see our writer's guidelinespage for royalty rates, formatting and submission information. TP: Gothic MysteriesWe’re looking for mysteries set in darkly atmospheric locations, featuring resourceful LGBTQ characters and a strong romantic subplot. Please send your 10,000-60,000 word submissions to submissions@torquerepress.com with “Gothic mystery”and your story title in the subject field. Please see our writer's guidelinespage for royalty rates, formatting and submission information.
TP: Cozy mysteries with a dash of romanceExciting and so very comforting, there’s just something about cozy mysteries. Surprise us with idyllic settings, clue gathering, and resourceful LGBTQ characters. We want amateur sleuths, private eyes, and intrepid detectives, solving puzzles and falling in love.
Please send your 10,000-60,000 word submissions to submissions@torquerepress.com with “Cozy mystery” and your story title in the subject field. Please see our writer's guidelinespage for royalty rates, formatting and submission information.
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Please send your 10,000-60,000 word submissions to submissions@torquerepress.com with “The Case of…” and your story title in the subject field. Please see our writer's guidelinespage for royalty rates, formatting and submission information. TP: Gothic MysteriesWe’re looking for mysteries set in darkly atmospheric locations, featuring resourceful LGBTQ characters and a strong romantic subplot. Please send your 10,000-60,000 word submissions to submissions@torquerepress.com with “Gothic mystery”and your story title in the subject field. Please see our writer's guidelinespage for royalty rates, formatting and submission information.
TP: Cozy mysteries with a dash of romanceExciting and so very comforting, there’s just something about cozy mysteries. Surprise us with idyllic settings, clue gathering, and resourceful LGBTQ characters. We want amateur sleuths, private eyes, and intrepid detectives, solving puzzles and falling in love.
Please send your 10,000-60,000 word submissions to submissions@torquerepress.com with “Cozy mystery” and your story title in the subject field. Please see our writer's guidelinespage for royalty rates, formatting and submission information.
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 18, 2015
#RandomBookIWrote Wednesday: Kinksters
It's an anthology this week--an anthology of kinky menage erotica!
Kinksters: 12 Stories of Wild Group Sex, Bisexual Fun and Kinky Pleasures
by Giselle Renarde
Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a big group of kinksters!
In this anthology by kinky queer Canadian Giselle Renarde, a Domme and sub share their fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornadoes and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets licked by three college girls.
A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who’s shocked to discover her lover’s “other woman” is actually a man, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels.
Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.
Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK!
Table of Contents
1. Knowing the Ropes
2. Five Body Blade
3. Elementary, My Dear Kathryn
4. Honey Trap
5. In the Eye
6. Waxing is for Pussies
7. The Other Other Woman
8. Tisha and Narine’s Afterhours Fetish Party
9. Wonderful Wing Boys
10. Debbie Does Dalhousie
11. Rainbow Night
12. Lesbukake
Excerpt (from Knowing the Ropes):
Jansey squirmed against the rope, and against the ever-more-confining crotch of her one-piece spandex skipping outfit. Her pussy lips were thick and throbbing, and she’d give anything in the world to touch herself right now.
“You make it sound like I’m horny in a general way. I’m not. I’m only hot for…” Jansey lowered her eyes and her voice. “…only for you guys…”
Ruby and Beatriz chuckled deeply. They were holding each other now, and Ruby cooed, “You gotta beg for it, little sister.”
A glimmer of hope shot through Jansey’s embarrassment. “Oh, I beg you… please!”
Beatriz approached, inching slowly across the gymnasium. “Gotta do better than that, kid.”
Why did they always call her kid, little sister, little girl? All four of them were the same age, all in third year at university, and she wasn’t that much shorter than Ruby or Beatriz. Maybe it was her manner. Granted, she was a little more childish than the rest of them—gullible and naïve at times, too.
“Please,” Jansey said, this time with all the desperation she felt in her body. “I need you to touch me and kiss me and lick me in all the right places, like you did that night.”
“I don’t know,” Ruby teased. The three of them closed in, looming tall above her. “How can we be sure it’ll improve your performance?”
“It will!” Jansey cried. She felt anxious now, her skin itchy, clit pounding, like if they didn’t do it she would just die. Her heart hammered so loudly it was all she could hear. “Please…I promise…please…”
***
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kinksters-giselle-renarde/1118605549?ean=9781495460258
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/405431
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-kinksters12storiesofwildgroupsexbisexualfunandkinkypleasures-1420223-147.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/KINKSTERS-Stories-Group-Bisexual-Pleasures/dp/1495460258/Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Kinksters: 12 Stories of Wild Group Sex, Bisexual Fun and Kinky Pleasuresby Giselle Renarde
Kinky couples are great, but nothing beats a big group of kinksters!
In this anthology by kinky queer Canadian Giselle Renarde, a Domme and sub share their fetish with an old friend while a sword collector pays five young men to fulfill her sex swing fantasy. Geeky grad students chase tornadoes and tail while an unapologetic cougar gets licked by three college girls.
A gorgeous restaurant manager plots to take down her boss, only to discover he’s two steps ahead. There’s an all-girl waxing session, a vintage clothing enthusiast who’s shocked to discover her lover’s “other woman” is actually a man, and a bureaucrat whose male escorts happen to be angels.
Six socialites switch partners for a Rainbow Night to remember, but not before an athletic team takes bondage to the next level. To top it all, a room full of lesbians lose it over a tattooed femme in Lesbukake.
Twelve sexy stories are ready and waiting. On your mark… get set… KINK!
Table of Contents
1. Knowing the Ropes
2. Five Body Blade
3. Elementary, My Dear Kathryn
4. Honey Trap
5. In the Eye
6. Waxing is for Pussies
7. The Other Other Woman
8. Tisha and Narine’s Afterhours Fetish Party
9. Wonderful Wing Boys
10. Debbie Does Dalhousie
11. Rainbow Night
12. Lesbukake
Excerpt (from Knowing the Ropes):
Jansey squirmed against the rope, and against the ever-more-confining crotch of her one-piece spandex skipping outfit. Her pussy lips were thick and throbbing, and she’d give anything in the world to touch herself right now.
“You make it sound like I’m horny in a general way. I’m not. I’m only hot for…” Jansey lowered her eyes and her voice. “…only for you guys…”
Ruby and Beatriz chuckled deeply. They were holding each other now, and Ruby cooed, “You gotta beg for it, little sister.”
A glimmer of hope shot through Jansey’s embarrassment. “Oh, I beg you… please!”
Beatriz approached, inching slowly across the gymnasium. “Gotta do better than that, kid.”
Why did they always call her kid, little sister, little girl? All four of them were the same age, all in third year at university, and she wasn’t that much shorter than Ruby or Beatriz. Maybe it was her manner. Granted, she was a little more childish than the rest of them—gullible and naïve at times, too.
“Please,” Jansey said, this time with all the desperation she felt in her body. “I need you to touch me and kiss me and lick me in all the right places, like you did that night.”
“I don’t know,” Ruby teased. The three of them closed in, looming tall above her. “How can we be sure it’ll improve your performance?”
“It will!” Jansey cried. She felt anxious now, her skin itchy, clit pounding, like if they didn’t do it she would just die. Her heart hammered so loudly it was all she could hear. “Please…I promise…please…”
***
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kinksters-giselle-renarde/1118605549?ean=9781495460258
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/405431
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-kinksters12storiesofwildgroupsexbisexualfunandkinkypleasures-1420223-147.html
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/KINKSTERS-Stories-Group-Bisexual-Pleasures/dp/1495460258/Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 16, 2015
Tell Me What You're Up To Tuesday with Kay Brandt
Tell me what you're up to... (What's cooking? Personally, professionally, on the stove, whatever)Kay Brandt: I have nothing in my 'frig so I'm making fluffy, buttery scrambled eggs for dinner tonight. Something so satisfying about that to me. Beyond the kitchen I have a new book coming out on Friday the 13th--an erotic farce featuring an all-female cast of horny lesbian lawyers wanting to feast upon the naked flesh of their innocent intern girls. It's based on an erotic film series I wrote/directed from 2009-2010 for Girlfriends Films called Lesbian Legal. If you like steamy romance set to comedy, this should satisfy.
Got a new book out? What's it called?
Kay Brandt: Lusty Lawyers and their Innocent Interns, Vol. 1: Spanked by the Boss
Tell me about it.
Kay Brandt: I think I just did :) Older, sexy lesbians desiring younger, beautiful lesbians, or girls, anyway, within a high profile law firm. They spank relentlessly as a sexual power trip to teach order and discipline to their staff. It's not simply a romp, though. There is a story :)
Where can readers buy it?
http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=index&manufacturers_id=130
Where can readers find you?
Facebook: Kay Brandt/ Jewelbox films
Twitter: @jewelboxfilms
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7979109.Kay_Brandt
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 13, 2015
My love brought me a donut... and then three more...
Happy Valentine's Day To Me!Remember the other day how I was joking on Twitter that I'm not a V-Day person but if you're going to get me anything it should be a Dairy Queen cake? Well, my Sweet knows me better than I know myself.What do you buy a writer with a blog called Donuts and Desires?
Why, DONUTS, of course!
They're filled with apples. Jealous?Happy Valentine's Day, me ol' chums!Big Hugs,
GiselleGiselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 11, 2015
50 Shades of Kiss My Ass
Did you ever write a book out of spite? I did. And I'll tell you why...
When 50 Shades of Grey hit it big, I didn't pay much attention to the whole phenomenon. Then I found out about Jenny Trout's righteous recaps (click here, scroll down a bit) and they changed my life. Okay, maybe not, but they certainly entertained me. I only discovered these glorious recaps toward the end of the second book and I never went back to read them from the beginning, so I know I missed a lot of great stuff, but I remember CRAVING the next chapter.
Don't you just love having something to look forward to? Damn, I miss that...
I don't begrudge other writers their massive successes, except when I do. Sometimes, you know, when you've been working in this industry almost a decade and you watch other books selling millions of copies, you go, "I'd be happy if I just sold TEN copies of my new novel."
Le sigh.
So, here's what I did: I sat myself down and said, "Fine, then. If 'the people' want a goddamn billionaire romance, I'll give them a goddamn billionaire romance. Here I go! HA!" I didn't expect to enjoy the process.
Except by the time I'd reached the end of the first chapter, I'd totally fallen in love with my characters. I wanted to hate them, but I didn't hate them. I loved them for their strengths and their flaws and their fears. They became so real to me that I couldn't wait to sit down with them every day and write more of their story.
The book is called A Man Needs A Maid. Yup, it's named after a Neil Young song--inspired by it, I'd go so far as to say.
Dance break:
A Man Needs A Maid is the longest book I've ever written, and in a lot of ways it qualifies as a pretty typical heteromance. I think. Actually, I have no idea. You tell me once you've purchased a copy and read it.
And you ARE going to buy a copy (and read it) because my new book appears in a billionaire box set that is on sale right now for $0.99. That's 14 novels, including my new one, for under a buck.
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TH8UOSY?tag=dondes-20
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/shades-control-fifty-by-fifty/id966184326?mt=11&uo=4&at=11l5ab
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/shades-of-control-fifty-by-fifty-3
The ebook is available exclusively as a part of this box set (for now). If you should require your book in paperback form, I am happy to accommodate you right here: https://www.createspace.com/5291632
There's also a giveaway goin' on right about here:
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
When 50 Shades of Grey hit it big, I didn't pay much attention to the whole phenomenon. Then I found out about Jenny Trout's righteous recaps (click here, scroll down a bit) and they changed my life. Okay, maybe not, but they certainly entertained me. I only discovered these glorious recaps toward the end of the second book and I never went back to read them from the beginning, so I know I missed a lot of great stuff, but I remember CRAVING the next chapter.
Don't you just love having something to look forward to? Damn, I miss that...
I don't begrudge other writers their massive successes, except when I do. Sometimes, you know, when you've been working in this industry almost a decade and you watch other books selling millions of copies, you go, "I'd be happy if I just sold TEN copies of my new novel."
Le sigh.
So, here's what I did: I sat myself down and said, "Fine, then. If 'the people' want a goddamn billionaire romance, I'll give them a goddamn billionaire romance. Here I go! HA!" I didn't expect to enjoy the process.
Except by the time I'd reached the end of the first chapter, I'd totally fallen in love with my characters. I wanted to hate them, but I didn't hate them. I loved them for their strengths and their flaws and their fears. They became so real to me that I couldn't wait to sit down with them every day and write more of their story.
The book is called A Man Needs A Maid. Yup, it's named after a Neil Young song--inspired by it, I'd go so far as to say.
Dance break:
A Man Needs A Maid is the longest book I've ever written, and in a lot of ways it qualifies as a pretty typical heteromance. I think. Actually, I have no idea. You tell me once you've purchased a copy and read it.
And you ARE going to buy a copy (and read it) because my new book appears in a billionaire box set that is on sale right now for $0.99. That's 14 novels, including my new one, for under a buck.
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TH8UOSY?tag=dondes-20
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/shades-control-fifty-by-fifty/id966184326?mt=11&uo=4&at=11l5ab
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/shades-of-control-fifty-by-fifty-3
The ebook is available exclusively as a part of this box set (for now). If you should require your book in paperback form, I am happy to accommodate you right here: https://www.createspace.com/5291632
There's also a giveaway goin' on right about here:
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
#RandomBookIWrote Wednesday: Adam and Sheree's Family Vacation
This week I'm featuring the first book I wrote that was banned by pretty much every retailer out there because it's full of incest. The whole thing's basically just a brother and sister having sex with each other (and sometimes with other people) so, yeah, you won't find this baby at Amazon or iTunes. Nope...
Adam and Sheree's Family Vacation
by Giselle Renarde
Adam and Sheree are stuck at Gramma’s remote cottage all summer. No internet access, no cell reception. It’s just the two of them, brother and sister, taking care of good ol’ gran.
When Sheree asks Adam to take sexy snapshots on the beach, he tries not to see his sister as a sexpot… but when she takes off her bikini top, what’s he supposed to do? By the time she strips off her bottoms, all traces of self-control are lost.
Once brother and sister start scratching their taboo itch, they can’t stop. Adam is convinced remorse will eat him alive when Sheree’s boyfriend and Adam’s girlfriend arrive for a surprise visit. Life is about to get really good, or very, very bad. Either way, Adam and Sheree will never be just brother and sister again.
WARNING: This book is packed with taboo encounters between consenting adults, enthusiastic BJs, panty gags, anal lovin', girl-on-girl action, a very wet strap-on, and nasty threesomes.
EXCERPT:
This was crazy.
Sheree had transformed Adam into a fiend by giving him her body and then impishly taking it away. How dare she? That’s it—he was going to ask her. He deserved to know.
Storming from his bedroom, he strode to hers and grabbed the door handle. He shouldn’t do this, should he? He stood outside her door, listening. There was nothing to hear. Just quiet. He considered knocking, but that might wake Gramma. Maybe he should head back to his own room.
Just when he’d decided to retreat, his hand turned the knob. He didn’t know what to do. Could she sense him there? Should he say something? Whisper it?
Sneaking toward the bed, he lifted the covers and squirmed in so close the heat of her body blazed against his front. “Sheree?”
“Hmm?”
“It’s me.”
“Well, duh.”
“You’re not asleep, are you?”
“Are you?” she shot back in a whisper.
He had so much to say, but how was he supposed to think when her hair smelled like mojitos? Already, he was drunk. He snuck closer to her body and his cock found something silky. Adam felt his eyes rolling back in his head.
His fingers took a chance, discovering the new terrain of her nightie. Sheree didn’t walk around in night wear. He always figured she either slept in cuddly pyjamas, or slept naked. This was closer to naked, and maybe even better. Her nightie felt super-silky, and very short. He ran his hand down the fabric until he found her satin thigh.
Her hot cunt called to him, but he chickened out. Heading up and around, he found the sweet curve of her breast. His cock pummeled the small of her back.
At first, Sheree moaned, just softly. Then, she said, “I thought we weren’t doing this anymore.”
***
Where on earth can you find this incredibly hot book?
From the publisher, eXcessica Eden: http://excessica.com/eden/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=15&products_id=173
And from EXCITICA: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/adam-and-sheree-s-family-vacation.html
(and when you're done with this one, there's also Adam and Sheree's Family Business, then Adam and Sheree's Family Christmas)Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
Adam and Sheree's Family Vacationby Giselle Renarde
Adam and Sheree are stuck at Gramma’s remote cottage all summer. No internet access, no cell reception. It’s just the two of them, brother and sister, taking care of good ol’ gran.
When Sheree asks Adam to take sexy snapshots on the beach, he tries not to see his sister as a sexpot… but when she takes off her bikini top, what’s he supposed to do? By the time she strips off her bottoms, all traces of self-control are lost.
Once brother and sister start scratching their taboo itch, they can’t stop. Adam is convinced remorse will eat him alive when Sheree’s boyfriend and Adam’s girlfriend arrive for a surprise visit. Life is about to get really good, or very, very bad. Either way, Adam and Sheree will never be just brother and sister again.
WARNING: This book is packed with taboo encounters between consenting adults, enthusiastic BJs, panty gags, anal lovin', girl-on-girl action, a very wet strap-on, and nasty threesomes.
EXCERPT:
This was crazy.
Sheree had transformed Adam into a fiend by giving him her body and then impishly taking it away. How dare she? That’s it—he was going to ask her. He deserved to know.
Storming from his bedroom, he strode to hers and grabbed the door handle. He shouldn’t do this, should he? He stood outside her door, listening. There was nothing to hear. Just quiet. He considered knocking, but that might wake Gramma. Maybe he should head back to his own room.
Just when he’d decided to retreat, his hand turned the knob. He didn’t know what to do. Could she sense him there? Should he say something? Whisper it?
Sneaking toward the bed, he lifted the covers and squirmed in so close the heat of her body blazed against his front. “Sheree?”
“Hmm?”
“It’s me.”
“Well, duh.”
“You’re not asleep, are you?”
“Are you?” she shot back in a whisper.
He had so much to say, but how was he supposed to think when her hair smelled like mojitos? Already, he was drunk. He snuck closer to her body and his cock found something silky. Adam felt his eyes rolling back in his head.
His fingers took a chance, discovering the new terrain of her nightie. Sheree didn’t walk around in night wear. He always figured she either slept in cuddly pyjamas, or slept naked. This was closer to naked, and maybe even better. Her nightie felt super-silky, and very short. He ran his hand down the fabric until he found her satin thigh.
Her hot cunt called to him, but he chickened out. Heading up and around, he found the sweet curve of her breast. His cock pummeled the small of her back.
At first, Sheree moaned, just softly. Then, she said, “I thought we weren’t doing this anymore.”
***
Where on earth can you find this incredibly hot book?
From the publisher, eXcessica Eden: http://excessica.com/eden/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=15&products_id=173
And from EXCITICA: http://www.excitica.com/index.php/adam-and-sheree-s-family-vacation.html
(and when you're done with this one, there's also Adam and Sheree's Family Business, then Adam and Sheree's Family Christmas)Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
February 9, 2015
Come Again?
Here's an idea: find a jar, drop a quarter into it every day, and by the time COME AGAIN: SEX TOY EROTICA appears on store shelves this April, you'll have more than enough to buy yourself a copy!COME AGAIN is the brainchild of superstar editor Rachel Kramer Bussel. The table of contents has just been released. You'll find me near the bottom. (there's a joke there somewhere, but it's not coming to me)
My story's about a love doll. I wrote it after watching a documentary about energy consumption in Dubai. Just kidding! I wrote it after watching a documentary about love dolls.
Well, not right away. First I had to browse the internet for three days in search of my perfect mate. But they're really expensive, so I'll make do with my flesh-and-blood girlfriend and confine myself to writing my fantasies for your entertainment...
In the latest collection from award-winning editor Rachel Kramer Bussel, sex toys bring couples, singles, and strangers to new heights of pleasure. The stories range from two couples who happen to share the same remote controlled device to some very hot rocks, a perfectly icy bed, a Superman dildo, and a day in the life of a very lucky vibrator. This fun collection gives you plenty of ideas for toys you’d like to try, and ones you wish someone would invent! From “The Secret Shopper” and “The Cure for the Common Lay,” the stories in Come Again are best read with your favorite sex toy handy.
Sex toys are more popular than ever and make life so much more fun! Nowadays, there are sex toys for every occasion and every act, and they come in all sorts of playful designs, from sweet little bunny vibrators to glamorous glittery harnesses. Rachel Kramer Bussel, toy enthusiast and self-confessed spanko, has gathered a delightful set of stories sure to give you ideas to try at home, or wherever your nearest toy box may be!
Introduction: Sex Toys Are Everywhere
Dare You To Jillian Boyd
The Prototype Malin James
Icy Bed J. Crichton
Surprise Katya Harris
The Superman Dildo E. Bellamy
Lost and Pounded Zee Giovanni
In the Pink Rob Rosen
Dalia’s Toy Corrine A. Silver
Vegetable Love Susan St. Aubin
The Cure for the Common Lay Valerie Alexander
Claws Out Rachel Kramer Bussel
Sex Kitten Errica Liekos
Standard of Care Sybil Rush
Bikery Oliver Hollandaize
Pencil Dick Kathleen Delaney-Adams
A Tale of Two Toys Chris Komodo
Prickles Elizabeth Coldwell
Gift Dena Hankins
Get Your Rocks Off Jocelyn Dex
Byrd and the Bees Kamala St. Deeds
The Secret Shopper Kitten Boheme
Must Love Dolls Giselle Renarde
Sex Sells Adriana Ravenlust
My Life as a Vibrator Livia Ellis
You can pre-order COME AGAIN from Amazon if you want. Here's the link: http://www.amazon.com/Come-Again-Sex-Toy-Erotica/dp/1627781250?tag=dondes-20 Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
