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#LHIFTB Paranormal Pleasures

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Title: Paranormal Pleasures Ten Tales of Supernatural Seduction

Author: Roxanne Rhoads

Publisher: Bewitching Books

Genre: Paranormal erotica

Book description:

Ten tantalizing, erotic tales of vampires, witches and demons grace the pages of this short story collection by Roxanne Rhoads.

Step into the darkness and let these tales tempt and tease to satisfy your paranormal cravings.

Eight of Roxanne Rhoads' previous eBook publications appear in print for the first time, along with two brand new, never before published tales of supernatural love and lust.

Print at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0615470386/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=roxannerhoads-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399349&creativeASIN=0615470386

Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004XJ4BUE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=enchantyourse-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399349&creativeASIN=B004XJ4BUE

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#LHIFTB Babysitting the Baumgartners

To kick off our celebration of bisexual erotica, a modern-day classic by Selena Kitt:


Title: Babysitting the Baumgartners
Author: Selena Kitt
Blurb:
Ronnie--or as Mrs. Baumgartner insists on calling her, Veronica--has been babysitting for the Baumgartners since she was fifteen years old and has practically become another member of the family. Now a college freshman, Ronnie jumps at the chance to work on her tan in the Florida Keys with "Doc" and "Mrs. B" under the pretense of babysitting the kids. Ronnie isn't the only one with ulterior motives, though, and she discovers that the Baumgartners have wayward plans for their young babysitter. This wicked hot sun and sand coming of age story will seduce you as quickly as the Baumgartners seduce innocent Ronnie and leave everyone yearning for more!

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Warnings: This title contains sand, sun, micro-bikinis, graphic language, seriously erotic erotica, lesbian sex, anal sex, sex toys, a MFF menage a trois (threesome) between an older couple and their teen babysitter that may set your Kindle on fire (or your print pages if you haven't yet been Kindle-assimilated) and a coming-of-age fantasy that will rock your world.

Buy Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Babysitting-Baumgartners-Erotic-Menage-ebook/dp/B003G2ZVF8

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Let's Hear it for the Bis! #LHIFTB

It's a bisexual celebration! June is pride, and in between the LG and the T, there's a little B that often gets lost in the shuffle. Well, the T does too, and worse, but those are thoughts for another time.
This month at Donuts & Desires, we'll be showcasing great bisexual erotica from some of your favourite authors. Follow the hashtag #LHIFTB on Twitter to keep up. The pace is bound to be break-neck and hopefully we'll all discover some great new bi titles or classics we've yet to explore.
I'm excited. Are you?
Is that a yes? Well, then sing with me: "Let's Hear it for the Bis!"
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New Release: Goose Girl (Lesbian Erotic Comedy)

Fairy tale adaptations are always popular in the erotic genre, but I particularly love the kind that make me laugh. That's what my newest release is all about. 'Goose Girl' is a lesbian erotic comedy, spoofy and satirical, sure to be enjoyed by anyone who loved Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride and Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Oh, admit it already! That movie made you laugh.)
Goose Girl Series: Twisted Fairytales
By: Giselle Renarde
Published By: New Dawning Bookfair
Published: May 30, 2011
ISBN # 9781458051998 Word Count: 7,500
Heat Index

En route to meet her handsome prince, Princess Svana begs her butch waiting-maid Rosamunda for a quick cuddle in the great outdoors. Before Svana can say, "Identity Theft," the brute steals her royal apparel and marries her prince. The poor princess must take a job minding geese alongside an odd young man. Who will save her now?

Adult Excerpt
After riding Falada, the speaking mare, for some distance, Svana began to feel a delicious sensation between her legs. The rhythmic bouncing pressure against her lower lips generated an undeniably pleasant heat at the apex of her thighs. This was by far her favorite part of riding, this beautiful wet burn. In time, she could no longer bear the suspended bliss of it and, bringing Falada to a halt in the center of a vast field, Svana surprised her waiting-maid with a request:

"Oh, my dearest Rosamunda, riding this way has my precious cavern flowing with love nectar. I feel I would die without immediate gratification. I beg you, dismount, and take a drink from my cup."

"You have got to be kidding me," Rosamunda replied, halting her ride as well. "First of all, precious cavern? Love nectar? Who the hell talks like that, Miss Priss? If you're horny, you can bloody well get yourself off. I don't choose to be your servant."

Svana was not surprised by her maid's harsh words. They had grown accustomed to one another's ways, even in this short time together. So, in her great thirst, the princess laid her head down against Falada's great rump. After pulling her skirt tails up well over her waist, Svana tapped with one finger at her engorged lower lips. So sensitive were they from the riding that even the slightest pressure sent waves of pleasure throughout her body.

The wetness between her thighs was hardly a shock, for Svana's pussy was extremely responsive. She was every bit as likely to appreciate a codpiece askew as she was to behold the great tumbling cleavage of a peasant woman. Bodies delighted her eyes, and as she observed the puffy white clouds against the bright blue sky, she reflected upon such bawdy sights as those.

Rubbing her fingers against the juicy folds of her craving cunt, Svana panted and moaned. Her ample breasts jumped as she fingered herself, her stiff nipples popping out from under her corset. Her nipples were nearly as dark as the red of her bodice, though her flesh was nowhere near as gold as the precious thread woven through. Stroking the waters of her swollen pussy, the princess abandoned herself to the immensity of her personal pleasure.
Goose Girl is available now from numerous e-retailers, including:
New Dawning BookfairAll Romance ebooksAmazon
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Great Prizes! Summer Fun Web Hunt is On Now!

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Six Sentence Sunday - The Rococo Room

This week's six sentences come from a recent release called "The Rococo Room," an urban fantasy-ish, paranormal-ish small-town girl in the big city erotic romance:

His lean chest glowed pale blue as she traced her finger around the black lines of his killer tattoo. Skeleton, rose, broken heart. "What's it about?" she asked.

His pink nipples drew into tight buds as she touched his skin. "Life," he said.

She tried to understand for herself, but life just didn't seem that painful to her.

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New Release: Five Body Blade (Multicultural Menage)

Hot on the heels of anthologies, novels, and novellas, this week's addition to the Giselle Renarde Erotica roster is short and...not particularly sweet, actually. This is one of those stories with a bit of a ruthless edge to it, the kind I came into my career writing. Like the sword described in this story, Five Body Blade is hard and soft. Hmm...that description sort of reminds me of a certain portion of the male anatomy...five of which are featured in this new little ebook...
Five Body Blade By: Giselle RenardePublished By: loveyoudivine
Published: May 26, 2011
ISBN # 5057_1039 Word Count: 3,968
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The "Five Body Blade" is a samurai sword hard and sharp enough to slice through five torsos in succession. For Miki, it's not only a coveted objet d'art, but also an erotic inspiration. She sees herself in the blade. Her fantasy is to take on five bodies at once. Five MEN. Toy boy Theo is apprehensive. Fortunately, she has the cash to make it happen.

Excerpt: "Maybe I should pick up the check for this one," Theo chuckled. "You must be dirt poor after spending all that money on a sword!"

Miki smirked, gazing at him with false coyness. "Are you my father or my lover? Dinner is my treat, as always." Reaching across the table to touch his hand, she went on, "At any rate, I have something of a favour to ask of you."

"Ask away," he bid as a small bowl of gumbo arrived before him. Fancy restaurants never got it right. Was it enough that they tried, or should they strive harder for authenticity?

"Do you have five friends?" she asked.

Theo devoured an eager spoonful of gumbo, immediately regretting his haste. It burned his palate, but he couldn't very well spit it out. He'd just have to suffer through. Taking a sip of water, he answered, "I've never counted my friends, but yeah, there are at least five of them. Why?"

She sat back in her chair, hands folded in lap. She hadn't ordered an appetizer, so she just watched him eat. "I see myself in the five-body blade."

"Polished metal usually has that effect," he teased.

"Would you be serious for a moment?" She shot him a smirk. "I'm telling you I want to take on five bodies at once."

His spoon tumbled to the bowl, splashing soup across his white shirt. "You want to slash five of my friends?"

"No, darling. Come to think of it, I would only need four since I already have you." Theo's eyes sought the exit sign until she continued, "I'm not about to slash anyone. The blade is my inspiration, not my weapon. My body is my weapon." Tracing the gleaming steel of her butter knife with her index finger, she said, "I've always wanted to take on five bodies at once. Five men. You can be one, of course."

Releasing a nervous chuckle, Theo dabbed at the soup stain with his napkin. "You're not…you're shitting me, right?"

"Not at all," Miki replied. "It's perfectly orchestrated in my mind. I'd like to use the timber table, since it's long and narrow, but still strong enough to support the weight of two men. I think I'll need to hang the sex swing overtop so I have enough mobility…"

"How long have you been planning this?" Theo asked, trying not to sound like too much of a prude.

"For as long as I can remember," she confessed. "Now I have the sword. It's time. So, can you get me four willing participants? I'm sure your college buddies could use some extra cash, if it isn't enough to offer sex with no string attached. Not that it's a big deal, but I would prefer four fit, gorgeous black boys. I would take four more Theos if that were possible."

Finally, he had to express his disbelief. "Aren't you even going to ask me if I want to be a part of this?"

She stared at him blankly before stating, "Money is no object."
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Trans People Are Not All Murderers and Prostitutes

...but if I were the kind of person who acquired all her knowledge of the world from television police dramas, I might be under the impression they were.
Why is it that every time I see a trans person portrayed in a TV police show, whether it's Canadian, American, or British, the character is either a psycho-killer or a drag queenesque streetwalker? And, because race is always a factor, I should point out that all the psychos are white and all the hookers are black. Just sayin' is all.
There are other kinds of characters on these shows. There are cops, there are victims (okay, I did see one episode of Law and Order with a trans hate crime victim--but even in that case it was implied the character was a hooker. She was black, after all...), there are family members, there are those characters the police initially suspect but turn out to be innocent, there are lawyers, doctors, investigators, there are political backroom types...the choices are varied and many.
Hello, television! There are trans doctors out here in the real world. They do exist. There are trans people who work at all levels of the penal system (yeah, penal, haha...funny word), in the court system, everywhere! I know some personally. And yet no TV writers seem to be able to escape that ridiculously tiny box they've crammed trans folk inside.
Here is a plotline that is no longer shocking, unpredictable, or even interesting: everybody's looking for the woman they're certain committed this crime (though, golly gee, how could a woman have the strength to wrestle a big honkin' man? Me oh my! It's a mystery!) and turns out that, dang, she's a he! (Or something along those lines. I'm sure you've seen at least one episode of some or another show that went a lot like that.)
AND police/investigator characters can't seem to stop referring to trans women as "he" (that's a no-no) and as "transvestites" (another no-no) which really doesn't help anybody. Is this verisimilitude? Likely. But these days public sector workers get a lot more training about working in an anti-oppressive framework than they used to. I have trouble believing nobody in that environ is going to speak up against transphobia and ignorance (or perhaps offer a weighted silence or dagger-eyes), at least for the sake of viewers like me.
Maybe writers of TV police dramas could use a little anti-oppression training.
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Call for Submissions: "Getting Better" Charity Sip Blitz

Hi writers! You know I love to support charitable organizations, whether it's through front-line volunteer work or by donating my writing, or proceeds therefrom. Well, here's a great opportunity to help out the "Getting Better" project with Torquere Press. I've already sent in my submission (fingers crossed) and if you're a writer of LGBT fiction I hope you'll consider sending something in too:

Spread the word!

For the 2011 "Getting Better" Charity Sip Blitz, Torquere Press' beneficiary is the It Gets Better Project. We're looking for positive, romantic stories that depict GLBT people in functional, adult relationships (m/m, f/f, m/m/f, and transgender or transsexual protagonists). Stories should have a well-developed plot, strong characters, and a fully realized conclusion, with a strong preference for a happy ending. All heat levels and genres are welcome!

Manuscripts should be original works of 3,000 to 8,000 words; no reprints, please. Authors will sign a one-year agreement to donate all royalties to the It Gets Better Project, with the understanding that Torquere Press will match all donations 100%.

Deadline for submission is July 25, 2011. Torquere Press general writing guidelines apply: see http://www.torquerepress.com/submissions/index.html for details. Please submit your story in .rtf format, along with a synopsis, your contact information, and author biography, to
submissions@ torquerepress. com with "Charity Sip" in the subject line.

The Charity Sip Blitz will be published in September.

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Six Sentence Sunday - My Mistress' Thighs

This Six Sentence Sunday, I've decided to pluck six sentences from my latest release, My Mistress' Thighs: Erotic Transgender Fiction and Poetry. I chose this particular snippet (it's from my TG historical/fairy story Secrets of the Solstice Sacrifice) because it so neatly expresses the both the desires and trepidations many of my trans characters feel in relation to romance, attraction, and bodies that don't feel perfectly theirs:

Pressing her soft lips to his ear, Trysta whispered, "I've never felt like this before."

"Neither have I," he admitted. "You've aroused in me the sleeping serpent."

At that turn of phrase, her body grew limp in his arms. "Yes," she said. "I know only too well what you mean."

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