Jeff Burk's Blog, page 32
May 18, 2010
Fuck Voltage Pictures, Watch Troma!
It seems the makers of such shit-tastic of The Hurt Locker, Stream Experiment, Far Cry, Gray Man, and Call of the Wild 3D are so upset that their movies are failing so spectacularly at the box office that they going to sue thousands of downloaders so they can pay their bills.
One would think the easy solution would be to make movies that people actually want to pay money to see. Not if y...
Cody Goodfellow Month = Free Bizarro Books!
"It's official, folks! May 13th-June 13th, 2010 will henceforth be known as Cody Goodfellow month (for at least a period of one month)!
In honor of this fine and lovely occasion, Swallowdown Press is offering an outstanding deal on weird shit!
Order either of Cody's astonishing books (covers shown above) and receive another book for FREE.
This includes Extinction Journals, Siren Promised, Angel Dust Apocalypse, or the giant 37 author Falling From the Sky anthology (though this last...
Night of the Living Trekkies!
"It's a zombie apocalypse and only one thing matters: What would Captain Kirk do?" Fans will find out this September when Night of the Living Trekkies is released.
"Just as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies blended monster mayhem with the world of regency romance, Night of the Living Trekkies mixes a zombie apocalypse with the enduring mythology of Star Trek."
The story follows a group of "Trekkies," dressed in homemade uniforms, who are en route to an annual convention. "These fanboys...
May 14, 2010
May 13, 2010
Let's All Take a Moment to Reflect Upon the Joker's Boner
At least it has a happy ending . . .
May 12, 2010
Nicole Cushing Has Been Busy
New Bizarro author, Nicole Cushing, has been quite busy lately with writing essays.
Over at her blog she has an insight article comparing bizarro to early science-fiction.
The Beatles and Zombies!
I adore the Beatles. They are one of the most psychedelic drugged-out bands of all time. Nothing sounds better to me on 300 mg of LSD than "Magical Mystery Tour" or "The White Album."
The only films that may be better to watch at that mental stage, other than "Yellow Submarine" or "Magical Mystery Tour," is "Dawn of the Dead," "Burial Ground," or "Shaun of the Dead."
It fills me with joy to report on "Paul is Undead: the British Zombie Invasion." The Guardian reports:
"Goldsher's story starts i...
Kitten Break to Start Your Day
Isn't your morning better already?
May 11, 2010
John Skipp doing a 3-D Zombie Movie!
Horror superstar, friend of bizarro, and all-around awesome guy, John Skipp, is making a zombie movie:
Skipp went on to say, "Rose is a super-hot, hilarious ex-mental patient with a cable access puppet show in downtown LA. But now it's 48 hours into the zombie apocalypse so she's running rescue stations and musical numbers round the clock, trying to keep people's hope alive…and periodically pausing to pulverize the skulls of the zombies trying to bust down her door."
