Jeff Burk's Blog, page 20
September 9, 2011
September 8, 2011
Coming Soon – Cripple Wolf
Part man.
Part wolf.
100% crippled.
Welcome to Fetish Flights, the only airline where BDSM flight attendants service your every need. Aboard a red-eye flight from Tokyo, Japan to Portland, Oregon, a disabled Vietnam vet is harboring a secret. Every full moon he turns into a ravenous killing machine. When he transforms mid-flight and slaughters most of the passengers and crew, a Japanese punk band, a limbless superhero, a Muslim terrorist, and two stoner pilots must fight to stay alive until they reach land. In the spirit of Snakes on a Plane and Tokyo Gore Police, Cripple Wolf is a hilarious, perverted, and hyper-violent ride for fans of video games, comic books and trash culture.
This collection includes six additional stories: Punk Rock Nursing Home, Adrift with Space Badgers, Cook for Your Life, Just Another Day in the Park , Frosty and the Full Monty, and House of Cats.
August 30, 2011
August 29, 2011
New Shatnerquake Reviews
Two new cool reviews of Shatnerquake have recently gone up.
The Sunday Guardian had this to say:
"The result is both less stupid and more awesome (depending on how you the reader feel about very silly books about cultural icons) than it sounds . . . And somehow (and I cannot give Burk enough credit for this) it is actually readable."
And Dreadful Tales gave me an awesome write-up:
" It would be easy to dismiss the concept as just another inventive piece of 'Star Trek' inspired fan fiction but Shatnerquake is so much more than that-it is the definitive piece of Shatner/Trek inspired fiction."
July 28, 2011
Holy Shit! We made Cracked.com!
Cracked.com is one of my very favorite websites. I obsessively visit it everyday. So you can imagine how super psyched I was to see they have an article up about bizarro fiction. Check it out!
July 27, 2011
July 26, 2011
New Kevin L. Donihe book out now!
Ralph was a traveling dildo salesman. His selection was vast, and all models were stamped MADE IN HEAVEN. Under the watchful glare of a giant eyeball in the sky, Ralph walks door to door selling dildos. He doesn't know why he sells dildos, but he does know that with each house, and each strange customer, he moves closer to solving the mystery of the eternal dildo curse. A nightmare comedy about destiny, faith, and sex toys,
The Traveling Dildo Salesman is another classic from Kevin L. Donihe, the Wonderland Award-winning author of House of Houses and Night of the Assholes. This edition also features Donihe's most lurid and infamous short stories: Milky Agitation, Two-Way Santa, The Helen Mower, Living Room Zombies, and Revenge of the Living Masturbation Rag.
July 21, 2011
Three new Deadite Press books out now!
HIGHWAYS TO HELL by Bryan Smith
"Let me unequivocally state that Bryan Smith creates the most fantastic, sick, demented and twisted characters in horror fiction today." –Famous Monsters of Filmland
"I look forward to spending a weekend with a new Bryan Smith book the way I used to look forward to spending a weekend with a new Richard Laymon novel. In my view, there isn't higher praise than that."-Brian Keene, author of The Rising.
"Holy. Shit."-Horror Drive-In
The road to hell is paved with angels and demons. Brain worms and dead prostitutes. Serial killers and frustrated writers. Zombies and Rock 'n Roll. And once you start down this path, there is no going back.
Collecting thirteen tales of shock and terror from Bryan Smith, Highways to Hell is a non-stop road-trip of cruelty, pain, and death. Grab a seat, Smith has such sights to show you.
KILL WHITEY by Brian Keene
In the Russian criminal underworld there is a man named Whitey. He is unstoppable and always gets what he wants. Some say he can't be hurt. Some say he can't be killed.
Larry Gidson is about to find out. He is a dock worker on the run with Sondra Belov, a beautiful stripper. Whitey wants Sondra and he will torture and kill to get her. Larry, his friends, and even his cat will never be safe unless they give him Sondra – or they kill Whitey.
From horror master, Brian Keene, comes a crime adventure filled with sex, gore, and guns.
HIS PAIN by Wrath James White
Life is pain . . .
. . . or at least it is for Jason. Born with a rare central nervous disorder, every sensation is pain. Every sound, scent, texture, flavor, even every breath, brings nothing but mind-numbing pain. His days are spent in a padded room addicted to every narcotic known to man. At night he is sealed in a sensory deprivation bag to block out the entire world. Pain is all Jason has ever known about the world.
Until the arrival of Yogi Arjunda of the Temple of Physical Enlightenment. He claims to be able to help Jason, to be able to give him a life of more than agony. But the treatment leaves Jason changed and he wants to share what he learned. He wants to share his pain . . .
From hardcore horror master Wrath James White, comes a novella of pain, pleasure, and transcendental splatter.
July 16, 2011
New Rose the Zombie Musical video
"John Skipp presents the batshit-craziest Adult Swim-flavored video in the ROSE cycle to date! Rose meets "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" in this webcam interview with literary Bizarros Cameron C Pierce, Rose OKeefe, Jeff Burk, and Carlton Mellick III. Starring Chase McKenna as Rose."
