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April 9, 2009
“Was It Bizarre Reading a Sex Scene Written By Your Sister?”
Exactly two years, 351 days, and 12 hours ago, my sister asked if I was ever going to let her read my manuscripts. I told her no, that I wanted her to have the joy of reading the books when they were published. (There is a vast difference between a manuscript and a book.) Back then, off course, it was still wishful thinking; no one had the slightest interest in publishing my books. Well, hell froze over or something equally cataclysmic, and now she owns two of my published books — books, not man
April 7, 2009
My Novels Did Not Make the Earth Move. Or Did They?
This is the first day of my post-book-launch-week life, and I feel just the same. The past couple of days I felt a bit let down when I realized my book release did not make the earth move. Well, there was that earthquake in Italy, though I don’t think I had anything to do with it. But you never know. If a butterfly flapping a wing in the Amazon can cause a typhoon in Malaysia, perhaps the ripple of my books being released into the atmosphere of the literary universe could have become so magnifie
April 5, 2009
“A Spark of Heavenly Fire” Has Been Kindled
This has been an exciting week for me — my books were released in print form , I had a fabulous turnout at my “Hallelujah My Novels Have Finally Been Published! Let’s Party!“ party, and now my books have been Kindled, or whatever you call it when they are made available as Kindle books. I almost feel as if that calls for another party, but it took me a couple of months to plan the first, so by the time I give the party, the Kindle books will be old news. I guess I’ll wait until my third book com
April 4, 2009
Bertram’s Global Blog Blitz
As part of my week-launch book party, today I am appearing as a guest on several different blogs. Please stop by and say hi.
I am in New Zealand with Suzanne Francis, author of the Song of the Arkafina cycle. We are celebrating our shared firsts. Visit us at Scriber Rescribus.
I am in Canada, with A.F. Stewart, author of Inside Realms. We are discussing one of my favorite topics: the new era in publishing. Visit us at A.F. Stewart’s Blog.
I am in Canada, with Cheryl Kaye Tardiff, bestselling author
April 2, 2009
Blog Exchange with Pierre Dominique Roustan
As part of my week-long book launch party, Pierre Dominique Roustan and I are exchanging blogs. (You can find me at http://writingandreading.today.com) Pierre writes:
Wow, this is a nice place you got here, Pat. It’s not every day I get to step out of my pad at the “Writing and Reading” Universe and explore. Allow me to introduce myself then! Pierre Dominique Roustan. Yes, you readers out there can say it: it’s a cool name. And that’s because I’m cool. I’m a 2nd generation Hispanic, born in Chica
April 1, 2009
More Deaths Than One Book Trailer, Fun, and Games
My week-long ”HALLELUJAH! MY NOVELS HAVE FINALLY BEEN PUBLISHED! LET’S PARTY!” party continues with more fun and games.More Deaths Than One Card Game: Solitaire
Word Seek Puzzle:
Jigsaw Puzzle:
You can find my newly published novels at Amazon: More Deaths Than One A Spark of Heavenly Fire They are also available at a discount from Second Wind Publishing (payable through Pay Pal only): More Deaths Than One A Spark of Heavenly Fire Tagged: book launch, book trailer, cybeA Spark of Heavenly Fire Puzzles, Games, Sudoku
My week-long ”HALLELUJAH! MY NOVELS HAVE FINALLY BEEN PUBLISHED! LET’S PARTY!” party continues with more fun and games.
A Spark of Heavenly Fire Sudoku. You work these exactly as you do number Sudoku, but you use the letters from A Spark of Fire. (A, S, P, R, K, O, F, I, E)
You can work the sudoku puzzles online:
First Sudoku
Second Sudoku
Third Sudoku
Fourth Sudoku
Click here fo
March 30, 2009
HALLELUJAH! MY NOVELS HAVE FINALLY BEEN PUBLISHED! LET’S PARTY!
QUARANTINED!
Are you up to the challenge?
Then…
Let’s party!
I brought the fireworks.
You can find my newly published novels at Amazon: More Deaths Than One A Spark of Heavenly Fire They are also available at a discount from Second Wind Publishing (payable through Pay Pal only): More Deaths Than One A Spark of Heavenly Fire The first fourteen people who order A Spark of Heavenly Fire from Second Wind Publishing will receive a spark of heavenly fire. Perhaps I erred. Perhaps it’s more of a spark of m
March 27, 2009
A Letter From an Agent
I got a letter from an agent at William Morris Agency. It started out: Dear Pat:
Nice. Not too stuffy, not too familiar. Then the agent thanked me. Also good. And finally, he said that he was enclosing a manuscript for review.
Okay, that was mean of me to lead you on, but I liked the irony. Over the past seven or eight years, I sent out two hundred queries and primarily got form letters in response. (Form letters? Try form scraps — most agents enclose a much photocopied slip of paper into your SAS
March 25, 2009
On the Eve of Publication…
After seeing my article, “A Book Reviewer’s Lexicon,” where I mentioned that I’d read 20,000 books, author Ken Coffman asked what books stuck out in my mind as premier ones, what authors consistently pleased me, and which books I’ve read more than once. Off the top of my head, I posted a list of books. Premier? I don’t know that they are, but for some reason, I remember the title and author years — sometimes decades — after finishing them:
Sakkara by Noel Barber
Sarum by Edward Rutherford
The River