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What I REALLY Want for Christmas

Hi! I’m Thien-Kim Lam, and I’m the new kid here at Lady Smut. Instead of being hazed by my fellow authors, I’ve been tasked to write about vibrators–one of my favorite topics. Enjoy!

I’ve been told that I’m hard to shop for.

It’s true.

My family members lament about this challenge every holiday. My mother sends me more coffee–which is never a bad thing. My sister demands a wish list from me. My husband doesn’t even ask what I want anymore. I don’t really need or want more stuff cluttering my...

I’VE SEEN STRANGER THINGS THAN BAD MOMS WEARING CROWNS

by Madeline Iva

How was your Thanksgiving? Mine was inspired. As promised, I binge-watched a ton of TV and Movies letting my brain waves rest for a few days. And yes, I’ll be talking about foreskin before I’m through with this post. But let’s talk about STRANGER THINGS*** first–before we get to the turtleneck.

It takes place in the 80’s and yet I noted how it was different from the actual movies and TV shows in the 80’s:

1) Weirdness wins!

2) Unlike 80’s horror movies, the popular ‘slut’ doe...

Shaking Off The Tryptophan and Getting Your Mojo Back

By Elizabeth Shore

Hey Sexies! I was hanging with my peeps in Wisconsin over the holiday so didn’t have time for a properly written post. However, I’m giving you inspiration for getting your after-Thanksgiving groove back with this blog post from our friends over at The Muse. Enjoy, and I’ll see you next week. xo…Elizabeth

Reblogged fromThe Muse

Feeling Completely Unmotivated Today? Here Are 3 Ways to Be Productively Unproductive ByAbby Wolfe

Last week, a friend on my intramural soccer team...

It’s So Commercial: A Sexy Little Holiday Gift Guide

He’s got one word for you: Teledildonics.

By Alexa Day

For a great many people, the holiday shopping season started this past weekend. (For me, it won’t start for another couple of paychecks.) Navigating the warren of discounts and special offers and such is a welcome challenge for me every year. I enjoy finding just the right thing for just the right friend, something that says I’m thinking of her but also recognizes the uniqueness of our bond.

In the spirit of the season, I thought I’d shar...

And The Simply Sinful Winner Is….

…Jana Leah.Balloons released!. Ticker tape parade launched! Horns blaring! Congratulations to you. May you enjoy your basket of sinful goodies.

Please contact Elizabeth SaFleur at elizabethlovestory@gmail.com and we’ll get your winnings to you.

Many thanks to everyone who stopped by yesterday.We hope you enjoyed the first-ever LadySmut Simply Sinful Black Friday Event. The book excerpts will be up on the site for a while (i.e. in perpetuity), so enjoy them at any time. And, follow LadySmut,...

Desire Rising Excerpt: How To Kill Your A-Hole Husband

The end of an awful marriage might be the beginning of something smoking hot. Click to buy.

By Elizabeth Shore

Happy Black Friday, lovelies! I hope your day has been full of fun – whether time with family,time with friends, or time all to yourself! To top off our day-long whirlwind of fabulous excerpts, the one I’ve chosen below is from the very beginning of my historical novellaDesire Rising. It’s a tough scene, because our heroine is fending off an attackby her husband from hell. But we’re...

Have a Taste of Wild: Simply Sinful Giveaway

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Black Friday may be winding down, but it’s about to get wild here at Lady Smut as our Simply Sinful Giveaway continues with a taste of Wild on the Rocks.

And I do mean a taste as last weekend, at my request, a master mixologist concocted an original Wild on the Rocks cocktail and lemme tell you, it was lush. What’s in it? Oh how I wish I could tell you…and be able to recreate it myself. But il maestro refused to divulge his secrets–though he did reveal several of the...

Simply Sinful Excerpt: Lovely, a BDSM Erotic Romance

by Elizabeth SaFleur

We hope you’re enjoying the LadySmut Simply Sinful Black Friday Reader Event. Below is yet another excerpt for your reading pleasure. (Don’t forget to comment on this or any other post from today to be entered in our giveaway. See details below.)

This snippet is from Lovely, Book #1 in the Elite Doms of Washington series. (All books are stand-alone stories, no cliffhangers.)

Blurb: When nineteen year old Christiana Snow is lured into a summer of sexual submission with cha...

Illicit Impulse Excerpt: Simply Sinful Giveaway Event

After our day of thanks (and gluttony), Lady Smut has another buffet of delicacies to offer you: a day full of wonderful excerpts capped off with a perfectly sinful giveaway. The Black Friday celebration continues with this little peek at Illicit Impulse. Heroine Grace Foley has been charged with testing her best friend’s experimental sex pills. She’d love to have a little alone time with her brainy bestie, John, but he’s made it clear that his interest in her is purely platonic. That leaves...

A Wicked Little Excerpt: Our Simply Sinful Giveaway Event Continues

by Madeline Iva

Like booze, books, and bath bombs? Then you’re in luck! This weekend is our Lady Smut Simply Sinful Black Friday Event. Here’s an excerpt for your reading pleasure. (Don’t forget to comment on this or any other post from today to be entered in our giveaway. See details below.)

This snippet is from Wicked Apprentice. (Book one in the Wicked Magic Series).

BLURB: Zephyr, apprentice of magical arts, is having a really bad day. Under orders to capture an uncanny creature for her m...