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#ReadHotter with the 2017 Lady Smut Book Challenge!

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Those of you who’ve been following Lady Smut for over a year may remember our #ReadHotter book challenge in 2016. Well, we’re back at it for 2017 with a book challenge to get you reading even hotter!

This past year has been such a difficult one for many of us. There have been big political changes, high emotions, and too many celebrity deaths. Because of this, I’ve focused the challenge this year on stories that help us escape: romances that transport us to another time or cult...

Bikers for Christmas

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Wouldn’t *that* be something to find under your tree on Christmas morning? Alas, there was no bearded, growly, alpha yet somehowfeminist-supportive, muscled, steaming hot biker stud awaiting me this Christmas morn. (Next year, Santa!)

Thank God for biker romance! Let mehelp you end your holiday of joyous over-eating and being nice to people you only see a few times a year with a taste of Megan Crane’s upcoming biker romance Devil’s Mark.

Look! A blurb!

Holly Chambless...

Authors That Keep Vibrator Sales a Hummin’

Ho-h0-ho and a bottle of rum.Jimmy Buffet’s iconic Christmas song about a stressed out Santa who’s run off to the Caribbean may be exactly howmany of us are feeling riiiiiight about … now.

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Well, kittens, take a load off your shopping-swollen feet,grab a shot of rum* or whatever is your pleasure and reminisce with some favorite LadySmut authors we interviewed over the last year.

One minute diversion: Husband and I discovered a new drink at the Kimpton’s Mason and Rook hotel in Washington, DC...

Merry Christmas Baby! You Sure Do Treat Me Right…

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Last night we left a very fun Christmas party and blundered about in a dark driveway trying to find thecar. I walked through what I thought were some crunchy leaves on top of the tarmac only to discover they were in fact cloakinga deep drainage ditch. There’s nothing like feeling something on the side of your ankle pop while your heels twist and down you go.

ONE SPRAINED ANKLE LATER…I’m sitting in our car outside the pharmacy when Sweetie calls. He’s inside the pharmacy pickin...

Porn and Spanking and Self Love – Oh My!

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Merry Christmas, baby

By Elizabeth Shore

Hey, All! Have you got your shopping done yet? Are you blissed out on spiked nog and peppermint bark? Are lights and candles twinkling in the windows? Even if NONE of these things are happening in your world, you still deserve a rest from the madness we collectively refer to as “the holiday season.” Hanging with friends and the fam can be fun (or not), but downtime for yourself means kicking back and reliving some of our fun posts from 2016. It’s “best...

‘Tis the Season to Ring Those Bells

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Is it too late to be good?

By Alexa Day

You know, this really is the most wonderful time of the year. There’s an abundance of food, drink, merriment and romance. People are being slightly less awful to each other. Snow has begun to fall. And most importantly, this is when I start looking forward to next year.

I’ll be taking a winter break, along with my learned colleagues here, but I’ll be back in January with more hijinks. In the meantime, why don’t you check out some highlights from this pa...

A Few of My Favorite Posts

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

It’s that time again, Lady Smutters! The holiday craze has returned as it does every year. This year feels particularly frantic, with celebrities dropping seemingly every day (RIP Alan Thicke, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and Harry Morgan!) and each new announcement from Washington another episode of stupefying ignorance and terrifying crazy. It feel more important that ever to nurture hope, breathe kindness, and cultivate courage. Me, I like to watch David Gandy’s new Light Blue ad...

The joy of travel sex

by Rachel Kramer Bussel

If you ask me, travel sex is some of the hottest sex in the world. Why? Because travel puts us in a different headspace, where anything can happen. For me, there’s a mix of anticipation, uncertainty and adventure that, when combined as I step onto a plane, check into a hotel or set foot in a new to me city, make me feel far more uninhibited than I do at home.

One of the most outrageous travel sex adventures I’ve ever had happened during an unexpected overnight layover....

All I Want For Christmas is…Orgasms For Everyone

by Madeline Iva

Dear Santa: I gave adown & dirty questionnaire to the ladies atUNBOUNDwhosemission is to pry open your imagination… ; …andinspire the sexual fantasies of women everywhere. Here are their replies, along with a few naughtygift ideas for that special someone–yourself.

1. What have you seen/experienced going on with sexual relations in real life that gives your job at Unbound meaning to you?

POLLY(CEO of UNBOUND): For me, it was going through a radiation treatment from cancer wit...

Have Yourself A Kinky Little Christmas

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Wanna celebrate with me?

By Elizabeth Shore

Egad, can it be? Are we seriously saying that Christmas is the end of next week???!! Gaaah!! If you haven’t finished your shopping, there’s no time to waste. Stop binge watching Master of None and focus, people, focus!And yet…what to get? What would he love to receive? What should you do that he’d remember? Relax and rest easy, friends. Lady Smut is here with some decidedly smutty ideas to get you either 1) in the proper frame of mine to ignore rude...